Metro Bank Share Discussion Threads

[thanatos abysss] 29/4/2024 12:16

funny that but i had a call today from Rackers. he told me

'justice has been served'

[institutional investments] 29/4/2024 11:49

Tried to call rackers to see if he sold today after buying at 500p. They told me he passed away after shorting DARK as well

[thanatos abysss] 29/4/2024 11:48

glorious SYME


PONGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG

[institutional investments] 29/4/2024 11:38

Of course, you could deem it a case of 'them being nice' just to give you time to buy cheap

[institutional investments] 29/4/2024 11:38

That was wholly nasty, left sitting on 30 this morning to gather gerbils

This will not be ending well at all

[thanatos abysss] 29/4/2024 09:57

Glorious RR morning

above 400p

so so glad we shorted at 70p

oh wait a minute ... oh 'eck

[fast mover] 29/4/2024 09:27

Lovely to see 34p break... 40p here we go! Buyers are in the midst

[institutional investments] 29/4/2024 08:33

oh oh, percentage swing volatility on a monday morning

This strikes 20s very soon

[institutional investments] 29/4/2024 08:27

If any of you would like an interest free loan, ask the Mrs for a fiver

[institutional investments] 29/4/2024 08:26

Morning all
Imperial gerbilism on display via MTRO today

[thanatos abysss] 28/4/2024 11:35

I shouldn't listen to me / us

[thanatos abysss] 28/4/2024 10:14

Why did we short DARK vlad . I shouldn't listen to you

[institutional investments] 28/4/2024 09:17

It looks like they are only to be believed when reporting massive losses

[institutional investments] 28/4/2024 09:14

Metro Bank made a profit in 2024! It reported a statutory profit before tax of £30.5 million, which is significant because it’s the first time since 2018

....
So its first ever profit in 2018, was accounting fraud

Move on 6 years later to its second ever reported profit, and its on the Financial Crimes Watchlist

Seems to be a pattern developing here

[institutional investments] 28/4/2024 09:06

The limited options with a uk passport these days wont help of course

[institutional investments] 28/4/2024 09:05

The future is awful here. i hope those of you with kids, are prepping them for migration.

[institutional investments] 28/4/2024 09:03

Whatever they do, it will be designed only for the few majors. A great opportunity for them to see off the alts etc by 2026

[institutional investments] 28/4/2024 09:01

They might call it as it is, after the US and UK elections lol

[institutional investments] 28/4/2024 09:00

Watch how they do it. They wont be classed as repossessions. There will be a new term found for the transfer of default homes to state backed asylum housing at max rates

Well, it's either that or just saying a property crash is going to be massive

[institutional investments] 28/4/2024 08:56

The tax payer can fund the ATH property values and high interest rates

Easy