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"When a bald man dies the mourners give him curly hair as a present."

"It is easier to make a camel jump a ditch than to make a fool listen to reason"

"If God didn't like beautiful women, he wouldn't have made them"

"When a cat wants to eat her kittens, she says they look like mice."

"With a mule you have a son, with a son-in-law you only have a mule."