Gulf Keystone Petroleum Share Discussion Threads

[oil_investor] 13/11/2016 14:45

Gangnam Style!

Here is my prediction for tonight.

The amazing ballroom dancing discovery Ed Balls will be voted through to next week's big event in Blackpool. What a triumph! And what a change from Party conferences!

Greg and Daisy will be the bottom two, in the dance-off. And despite good marks from the judges, the latter will soon be pushing up the daisies. She will have gone to join the Choir Invisible, she will have shuffled off this mortal ballroom floor, she will have gone to join her costume maker. She will be a late Strictly Come Dancing contestant.

[oliver666] 13/11/2016 12:50

WZR SNM GKP ordered by Hawrmi to remove all old presentations.

Problem, sedar.com, dont take advice from Hawrmi, but the UK Stockmarket does.

My money is on Simon Hatfield of WZR getting serious law suits from investors as new starts to break, wonder if GKP will get the same law suits?

[pocopicu] 13/11/2016 12:15

Precisely DD. Incest is both terrible and illegal. Lock them up!!!!

[deputy dawg2] 13/11/2016 12:14

Bob, there's one for the police files right there.

Take a note.

Post 527093 - subject incest.

[notout] 13/11/2016 09:35

A Producing asset
Repeat producing 👀👀👀
EV/2p $ 0.85
Contemporaneous transaction
Friendly bidder protection
Asymmetrical information
Colossal buy
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Much love

[hearts1] 13/11/2016 06:16

Morning all LTHs.'Tut, tut, tut. Lieing to prove yourself to anonymous avatars on an anonymous bb. Blimey....your self esteem is even lower than I thought!!!'Projection?£10k charity bet says I'm telling the truth, which is loose change to someone so wealthy as you?

[deputy dawg2] 13/11/2016 01:32

How's 1.2p working out for you BT?

[pocopicu] 12/11/2016 20:54

PMSL!!!!! Sure you do Lonely Hearts. Sure you do :-)Not only Lonely. Not only a Loser. But a Liar as well. LLL Hearts.Tut, tut, tut. Lieing to prove yourself to anonymous avatars on an anonymous bb. Blimey....your self esteem is even lower than I thought!!!Right I am off out. Best of luck pressing refresh on this bb from the comfort of your hovel a loooooooong way from Chatsworth.PMSL!!!!!!!Ciao.

[notout] 12/11/2016 20:34

A Producing asset
Repeat producing 👀👀👀
EV/2p $ 0.85
Contemporaneous transaction
Friendly bidder protection
Asymmetrical information
Colossal buy
😎😎😎😎8526;😇Ԁ68;👄👄;👄
Much love

[hearts1] 12/11/2016 20:23

My back garden backs on to Chatsworth Estate land. I got married on Chatsworth Estate.Unlucky clown boy.

[pocopicu] 12/11/2016 20:16

Only been to Chatsworth Christmas Market once. Never again. Full of either the very elderly or the classless poor who think that their Chatsworth plastic carrier bag (that they get with the cheapest baubel that they can find) will impress their classless poor neighbour after they have driven back to their smelly little hovel. Unfortunately, just as happened recently at Tatton, the ones who suffer the most from the invasion of the unwashed at these times of year, are the ones who can afford to live in the vicinity of such stately homes. It took us days to recover from the stench, the diseases that the feral children bring and the sea of discarded fast food wrappers that the animals threw from their cheap car windows.Animals.

[b0b0b0b5] 12/11/2016 20:02

Oh dear, another contest for gkp's greatest tool, lol.

As an industry chum said, 'the proverbial barrel of fannies' to choose from.

Put me down for Mikey Admin and everyone else who never listens to me please.

[hearts1] 12/11/2016 19:20

Chatsworth Xmas market is more pleasant, of course as a partner of the Chatsworth Estate I go each year - but they tend to avoid Stockport Chavs in shell suits.

[bigdog5] 12/11/2016 17:55

Massive drop in ShaiCon production. Possible problems with any of the wells? GKP announced they had to spend money in order to keep production at 40k. Doesn't appear that has been achieved as yet.

[joseki] 12/11/2016 17:50

The answers were in the Muppets Munch

[notout] 12/11/2016 17:23

BT
It's about making money
Not irrelevant egos
And IMO this is the opportunity of a lifetime
I've taken it
I hope others do too.
Soon discover IMO
Much love
All the best
Monumental buy
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