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[kenny logins] 16/10/2013 09:36

So, how much will you be getting?



Rabbit.

[white fox] 03/10/2013 08:32

Sorry about your mum, mate.

[beeks of arabia] 02/10/2013 14:36

It wasn't aimed at you Rabbit. I'm fully aware that to avoid you I just have to stop reading the thread.

DC44 Animal eh? I look forward to the next zany adventure in the life of a South coast drunk.

[white fox] 02/10/2013 08:54

I imagine a conversation between patients in a mental institution would be very much like this, each poor soul following his own theme. I won't risk irony again, that's for sure.

[abix74] 01/10/2013 22:19

I think I need a smoke before I read that one again!

[kenny logins] 01/10/2013 22:13

Wheeeeeze, wheeeeeze help.

I was trying to say 'beep beep' but I'm having one of those 'don't give him any oxygen' attacks and it came out wheeeze wheeeze.


Beeksy, if I was having an asthma attack, and my last words were...get checked out mate, you've got thyroid problems, would you risk giving me the kiss of life?

Send me back all flat packed sliding through those Pearly gates.

Or, if I go the other way, downward would I then be facing an eternity of blowing around like paper over an open fire?

That's it, I'm losing the plot now.

Cheers,

and Beeksy, do me a favour please, set your message alert tone to sound like a Fox and a Rabbit having a race with a tortoise being chased by the Billy Butlin lot.

[kenny logins] 01/10/2013 22:04

How did you know I was a BB asthmatic Beeksy, and patient-Fox confidentiality should be just that..confidentialitalityyworth.

any Doctor Fox, go on, just another quick go on the laughing gas, forget the oxygen.

and Beeksy, if I am a waste of space, do I get a BB council tax reduction?
and if I'm full of sh1t, as you say I am, then aren't I a space of waste?

Again, an issue for the council.

Now Foxy, get you nose out of my waste area.

Cheers.

Foxy...you know..good grief!


Rabbit. The Asthmatic bin man with a pet Fox.

[beeks of arabia] 01/10/2013 20:12

You're best not giving him the oxygen matey.

He's a complete waste of space.

[white fox] 01/10/2013 19:06

It's okay, guys. I don't mind being ignored. I'm too busy to respond anyway.

[kenny logins] 01/10/2013 18:53

Beep.Beep, toot toot.

R.

[kenny logins] 30/9/2013 22:56

Fox, I'm ignoring that, sorry, I've got bigger fish to fry. Not batter, just fry.

Beeksy, there's no need to explain yourself or tell anyone what you were up to at the weekend.

Just as long as you had a nice time, that's the main thing.

and |I am a bit worried about the "busy with life over the weekend" bit.
Doesn't that imply your life is basically a morgue for five days a week?

Beeksy, I envy you, you know, living 'real life'.

Why think and write with an imagination when you enjoy not having one.
I dunno, Harry Potter eh..what was she thinking of, writing all that 'tripe'?

and no Beeksy, although I know what tripe is, I won't be comparing it to you and sizes of portions.

Down boy, down...I once had a well trained Pig you know. I got bored and killed it.

Next please.

Have you watched that film...I see dead people?

I see fat people all the time, next thing...they make a film about them and upset the loved ones left behind.

Beeksy, if you don't enjoy what you do on here, then simply don't do it.

I don't want ITN around here blaming me for a harmless bit of internet bullying.
I'm not trying to get you into bed...which....sorry, I've got a bad back you know.

I wonder if Serene still keeps an eye on this thread?

Rabbit.

[white fox] 30/9/2013 12:25

I would like to make it clear that I am much too busy and popular, both professionally and socially, to read, let alone post on, the free bb.

[beeks of arabia] 30/9/2013 10:05

Sorry Kenny, I was busy with life over the weekend.

You should try it sometime.


No, silly, not your usual tripe fantasies. real life.