Huntingdon Life Share Discussion Threads

[kenny logins] 14/7/2013 01:00

I had a heated debate with a chap tonight.
A bloke that clearly thought he knew everything about everything.

but such as in life, he knew nothing about people.

I didn't make him look a c8nt. I made it so he made himself look like one.

That's the trick, don't you agree Beeksy?

Rabbit.

[beeks of arabia] 13/7/2013 23:37

No thanks.

[maxk] 11/7/2013 23:39

Come on then, wheres the update?

[kenny logins] 10/7/2013 08:21

Excellent idea Abix.

That sounds like one of your good old fashioned HTD *top tips* to me, and It'll certainly be going into the HTD 2013 edition of the... *top tip*...annual.

Which incidentally Abix, if I follow your *top tip* I will be continuing to compile in prison where I'll have more time to concentrate.


Someone said last night that she'd told someone we were married.
Now how weird is that then!

Mind you, if I go along with her mad story I'll just pop her pants down quickly in the pub garden and demand my marital rights insisting she goes along with it as it needs to go into The HTD *top tip* 2013 anul.

She's thick, so it's worth a go.

I've gone all stiff now, hate that.

Rabbit.

[abix74] 09/7/2013 22:17

Romance aint dead in Seaford then Rabbit?

Although I speak with the authority of an 84 year old and therefore know everything but can achieve nothing, I suspect the nice ones need a bit of wooing?

Then again, if she's nuts, just rape her and save some time.

[kenny logins] 08/7/2013 19:49

Following on from a conversation I had with a few people today about our national debt, I asked one chap the following question...and he seemed to think he knew everything about everything.

My question was: If we wanted to clear our national debt tomorrow, clear it all in one go, then who would we make the cheque payable to?

and if every day we go another million pounds in debt, then who has the million pounds a day to be able to lend it to us, and when do they think they'll get it back and how will the money be made to pay them?

and if someone or a body of people are so loaded they can bankroll a country, then why risk lending it?

So...........who can we pay our debts back to, and who do we phone for more money if we need it?

and as for the housing market going up...it's always the fr1gging Halifax that issue these positive figures.

I urge anyone to go to the Halifax and apply for a mortgage.
They have polite ways of telling you to f8ck off, so what is the point?

If you want to sell your place into this apparent rising market, and nobody is actually lending, then how does that work?

I'm intrigued.


Rabbit.

[kenny logins] 07/7/2013 23:04

Maxk, You know how one minute you can't pull a muscle, then you can't go wrong and get loads of 'come here and I'll sort you out' sort of moments...

I don't know where I was going with that, sorry.


Life's good.

The smell of a burning breast and the tender touch of a p1ssed up famous woman.
Does life get any better?

Jazz has just come on the radio while I'm typing this, and I hate Jazz, it's pointless nonsense, so I'm off.

Cheers.

Rabbit.

[maxk] 07/7/2013 19:43

Come on Rabbit, publish and be damned!

[kenny logins] 07/7/2013 18:32

Stav, I started writing a post on here, had second thoughts so finished the post via email to you.

I assume you're still L3 for email?

Anyway, the job's a good'n.

Happy f8cking days!


Rabbit.

[mark knopfler] 07/7/2013 10:34

No wonder he was drinking shorts.

Boom boom.

Kenneth

I'll take on that bet, though if you could reduce it to 5 new pence, I'd appreciate it, as times are hard.

ps WHy have a boob job and then hide them ? Stupid mare.

pps the beach will be rammed today, and you may not get the mobility scooter as close as desirable, I've never understood why people travel for upto 2 or 3 hours to go to the horrible beaches around Brighton. Packed and stony.

ppps Was it Pippa ?

[white fox] 07/7/2013 10:06

He's only about 5 feet tall too, rab. He'd just driven me and a bunch of lads round the gangland sights of East London in a mini bus and we were having a laugh. I wasn't actually bullying an octogenarian former gangster.

[kenny logins] 07/7/2013 01:37

Evening Stav.

Sleep well squire.

If I told you who w8nked me off this evening, you'd doubt me.

So...I won't say, but she did, and if I told you who her ex husband was....you'd doubt me even more!

I dunno, what's to become of me, I ask you.

Cheers.

Rabbit (w8nked and ready for bed)

[mark knopfler] 07/7/2013 01:31

That first round of Hagler vs Hearns is without doubt the best 3 minutes of boxing I ever saw.

In fact, I'm going to watch it before going up the wooden hill.

[maxk] 06/7/2013 11:55

One of the best fights ever (real one)