Huntingdon Life Share Discussion Threads

[white fox] 21/6/2013 16:31

The HTD thread may have taken one too many hits, it might even be in a persistent vegetative state and on life support but I reckon there's still a bit of twitching and evacuation of bodily fluids to go before it finally gives up the ghost.

Beeksy, you're good natured and not easily rattled, it's nice to see you make the effort and pop in for a bit of verbal sparring every now and then. And bear in mind all those people willingly posted so must have got some enjoyment out of the sparring too.

[beeks of arabia] 21/6/2013 15:49

bl00dy great stuff.

I'll be sure to put my mind in to standby for it.

[kenny logins] 21/6/2013 15:29

New feature coming soon Abix.

It used to be very popular, and could be again...?
It's basically an ADVFN online Mag called 'Beeksly weeksly'.

I'll be counting how many times he's been bored of reading our posts on this thread, and..........asking the readers...........why he does?



Why did Beeksy read it? and also, a new exciting feature.... the editors page....why did Rabbit bother writing it?

There's a questionnaire on page five, which I shall compose later.

Rabbit.

[kenny logins] 20/6/2013 22:52

and while I'm on here, this is true, something that someone said to me today.

Now I really don't care if this reads like bullsh1t, because if it happened, it was very funny, and if it didn't, then it would have been, if it happened.

I think the smarter people will know the truth.

I went for a drink with a chap today and when we walked in there was a bloke who I sort of know, talking to a woman everyone knows.

They were discussing her itchy left hand, and she said,.jokingly,"maybe I'm going to come into some money, that's what the say isn't it?".


Now, I had two options...suggest she was going to w8nk into a wad of £5 notes, or she could have a form of eczema.

I decided against the masurbarory comment and thought I'd be caring, not sarcastic, so I went with the eczema suggestion.

Her reply was.."don't be stupid, you don't get eczema on your hands"

To which I replied...."yes, silly me, what else is your palm telling you? Is it saying... Go and see your doctor?"

She then, to my astonishment said, in her own defense, believing she was actually just about to offend me, she came out with.... "you're thick you are Mark, you think too much".

So, if you have a skin complaint, don't bother your doctor, just read your own palm, don't ask me for advice.
If death ensues............then the money was indeed coming your way, just not to your hand....maybe.......a relative?

Let me see that palm again....



Rabbit.
and by the way chaps, that really, really did happen today.!

[kenny logins] 20/6/2013 22:17

Beeksy, when I point at the Moon, you stare at my finger.

You must have some part of you Beeksy, just a small part of you that's not completely bereft of anything worth not being bereft of, surely?

Do you know, I'm a great believer in the saying...'you live and learn'.

However Beeksy, recently I've been trying to promote the new version of that phrase, and if you're not too busy this weeksy.. Beeksy, I'd like you, yes YOU to be the face of my brand new concept.

If you're in agreement Mr Beeks, with you at the helm of the advert, I'd like my promotional campaign to read along the lines of:


"You live and learn"... if you want,........... "I live and I don't"......
brackets ( I don't seem to be able to) close brackets.

If you'd like to change the new version and, 'tweek the beek'' a bit, I'm happy to bend it around, but basically, you are the right man for the job, no two ways about it.

You are stupid Beeksy, and to coin another phrase, which also isn't originally mine...

Stupid is,.......... what stupid does.



Now try and pay attention.

Thanks.

Rabbit.
Here to help in ever which way suits me.

[beeks of arabia] 20/6/2013 20:18

No one cares.

[kenny logins] 20/6/2013 11:29

Beeksy, as you've asked me to concise my posts, I have, but as they say in the song, I did it my way.
Below is the Queens speech, but I've removed a couple of words/sentences and replaced them with some very personal stuff about myself.The sort of stuff that even I don't usually admit to on here.

You've got until 4.00 P.M today to find them, then I'll delete them.
and if you do find them, let's see if you're discrete enough to not chuck them back in my face:
.............................................





"Hello, great that my horse won today, I don't think it was organised, that'd be too obvious."

I hope you all won a fortune, I know I did.

God bless you all.
H.M.
.......................................................

All she's done is turn my initials around, but what about my middle name, doesn't she know it?

M.H.

[white fox] 20/6/2013 09:19

I thought you had a number of love children, rabbit, and I have always wondered where the strawberry blond came from.

[kenny logins] 19/6/2013 18:35

Fox, I've just read your post a couple of times.

Are you a Russian spy? I don't understand, so if you think I've got your package, I haven't.
and if you think it's my son you're holding hostage awaiting for 'the package' then you've got the wrong lad.

I can give you directions and a description if you'd like to take the right chap.


Rabbit, off to play bingo.

[beeks of arabia] 19/6/2013 16:34

Rab - I tend to skip through your posts due to the risk of nodding off.

Maybe you could summarise them in future, to save boring ourselves to death?

[white fox] 19/6/2013 15:18

My kids' sports day yesterday. I did manage to avoid dropping either of them in it wrt extra curricular shagging. They are under 6 though and, although the accessibility of online grot means kids are allegedly getting down and dirty younger, I'm pretty sure neither of them are up to anything I need to worry about yet.

Not all the rock n roll is happening on the south coast.

[kenny logins] 19/6/2013 11:18

Well, I've got lots to say Beeksy.

I think you missed my point the other day, don't you?

I'll be telling you all about me later, so get ready to be confused as to what's what, and react accordingly, or not.

I'll just keep throwing the bait out, and see if I can catch myself a big one.
(hair's optional)


Rabbit.

[beeks of arabia] 18/6/2013 22:01

Just you and me then Rab.

So.....how was your day?

[kenny logins] 18/6/2013 07:19

Why not consider a short summer break in Brighton?

Try to ignore the fact that the bin men have been on strike now long enough to have turned the whole city into what looks like a bombs gone off at a landfill site.

and there's me in court three times for half a black bag of rubbish next to a bin.

Errrrrrrrr, how does that work then?

Rabbit.

[kenny logins] 16/6/2013 18:42

That rather depends Beeksy.

Why do you ask?


Rabbit.

[beeks of arabia] 16/6/2013 14:48

Are you proud of those two posts?

[beeks of arabia] 16/6/2013 02:43

kenny logins 16 Jun'13 - 00:09 - 51613 of 51614


Another gem.

Keep em coming Rab, you stud you.

[barry pringle] 16/6/2013 00:36

"Looks like Beeksy's the new Neo Barry", Mrs Pringle shouted over from the proposed extension. "At least he's got restraint on his side though Barry, owing to past experiences", she added, illicitly.

I didn't say anything, I just Googled ADVFN and King of the Trolls and guess who's name came up?