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[beeks of arabia] 28/5/2013 05:51

So you have to pay to post pics now.

Bye bye advfn!

[barry pringle] 24/5/2013 23:48

"Wish him many happy returns Barry", Mrs Pringle shouted over from the Parker Knoll. "The cake's a gift from his American friend no doubt - judging by the punctuation Barry", she exclaimed, predictably.

I didn't say anything, this will help!

[kenny logins] 19/5/2013 19:53

I get that one Serene!!

I think I get all of it.
Thank you for lowering the complication this time round.

It gives me/us a chance to feel a bit less baffled.

I'm shattered, so that's me done.

Rabbit. X

[kenny logins] 19/5/2013 14:29

Afternoon Abix.

The Sunday league pub I used to play for had a little game they'd play in the dressing room.
and they f8cking knew to not to try this sort of thing on me, but as is usual the weaker team members would be picked on.

The dressing room would stink of deep heat so it was easy for them to get away with smearing the stuff inside the players pants while they were in the shower.

My word, the screams could be heard....as far as they could be.

I got Jake's mum to rub some on my back one night.

She must have cuddled up to me during the night as in the morning her lips looked like a Cod with bright red lipstick on.

All she managed to say was ....oooohhh, ooohhhh. I think it was too painful for her to string a sentence together, and you're right, it doesn't work!

and what's all this when football physios run on the pitch and spray cold water on an injured players knee then?

F8ckin' puffs.

I'm off out, I can't handle working outside any more today with the noise of the Seagulls either mating or fighting, and if they're not doing that, they're sh1tting on my softop.

I really, really hate the c8nts.

Cheers.

Rabbit.

[abix74] 19/5/2013 11:55

lol!

If you fall off your spaz wagon, don't forget to spray your hurty leg with 'Deep Heat'. Assuming you have a hurty leg but it doesn't matter because the stuff doesn't work anyway.

[white fox] 18/5/2013 13:03

Where will you sh1t if there are carrots growing in the bowl? Or don't we want to know.

I have also been to a Hull match with a girl I know. I spent half the match trying to figure out what the fans were singing before realising that "Weearul, weearul, weearul" meant "We are Hull". I didn't attempt to lecture them in diction and vocabulary. Half of them resembled cavemen for starters.

[kenny logins] 18/5/2013 08:25

Morning.

Just to say that for a one week period I'll be taking washing in for free!

You wash it, I'll dry it.

I bought myself a new tumble dryer yesterday and I'm not afraid to use it.

Never before has my garage smelled so sweetly of meadow flowers (not lavender, that smells like toilet spray).

I love my new tumble dryer, and it loves me.

So, get your stuff on a hot wash, spin it a bit and I'll do the rest.

Incidentally, regarding the Lavender toilet spray comment, is there anything worse?

A small room drowned in cheap smelling lavender spray mixed with more than a hint of sh1t.

I wouldn't run through a meadow spraying atomised sh1t around would I.

Mind you, having said that, the farmers do around here.
Yep, that's it, I knew this post was going somewhere...

I'm going to start growing vegetables in my toilet.

It seems there's lots you can do in a toilet these days.

You heard it here first.

Rabbit.

[kenny logins] 17/5/2013 23:40

Say hello to Mrs Pringle for me please Barry.

You're a decent couple, a wholesome couple, and there's no doubt in my mind, you're both...very clean.

I know I am.

Night then, Rabbit.

[barry pringle] 17/5/2013 14:30

"He's like your modern-day Shakespeare Barry", Mrs Pringle shouted over from the morning room. "Send him a lol from me Barry and one from yourself", she added, collaboratively.

I didn't say anything, I just Googled some prices on 50" screens.

[kenny logins] 17/5/2013 10:03

Scuba, as you know I'm no football fan.

Let's put it this way, when you and your gang took me to watch the match at Hull.

I wasn't sure which team was which, and sitting there on a sponsored named seat, I really should have known that much, but my point is this morning about Brighton.

Even I've been following them lately as they had several wins and this Guss fella seemed to be leading them all the way.
Then they lost, sh1t happens, but now they've suspended him and his two sidekicks and even I know there's something very odd about that.

and this morning I heard an interview with him saying he's just going to look after himself.

Great team spirit that, don't you think!

Rabbit, Roving Brighton reporter.

[kenny logins] 16/5/2013 23:02

One last point..........

Regarding the ladies who do the sign language on telly to complement the deaf people's viewing pleasure..........

Errrrrrrr, how about subtitles?

I never w8nk about subtitles, but some of those signers............you just can't help your bl00dy self.

Rabbit.

[kenny logins] 16/5/2013 09:01

Morning all.

Thank you for your attention once more Serene.
I lost my internet connection yesterday, So I've got a bit of catching up to do.

and Scuba, how many 6 foot 4 people can there be in that crowd?

I quite fancy the blonde in the blue top.

Rabbit.

[scuba doo] 15/5/2013 07:53

It's difficult trying to spot a familiar face in that crowd.

I think I may need to go HD to play where's Jeff.

[kenny logins] 14/5/2013 22:25

I got my new torch.

Rabbit.

[scuba doo] 14/5/2013 12:26

I clenched 'em, put my shoes on and told her dinner had been lovely.

The walk down her stairs made me look as if I had rickets, but as I said to her when reaching the front door..

"Sarah, none of this is your fault, the nutritional value of the food was excellent and my bones haven't bent as a result"

and then, to my shame I clutched my bum, as you do when you need to go, so then had to explain I had no reason to think she'd poisoned me, there was a bug going around.



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Laugh out bl00dy loud !