Lloyds Banking Share Discussion Threads

[tygarreg] 23/3/2020 13:26

Paparazzi nobs!How to sell a picture. Go to a park, take a picture of everyone in the park with a telephoto lens from a mile away to give the impression that everyone is close together and not social distancing.From the Piers Morgan school of responsible journalism. Yeh right!!!

[daddy warbucks] 23/3/2020 13:18

Business Insider 31mInvestors betting on US stocks to tumble profited billions as the S&P 500 slid from its record high to a 29% decline in a single month.Short-sellers saw roughly $344 billion in mark-to-market gains in the period from the S&P 500's February 19 peak to March 19, according to financial analytics firm S3 Partners. The month also saw the total amount of shares sold short jump by about $41 billion as market volatility surged and fueled the biggest single-day losses since 1987. ...

[maxidi] 23/3/2020 12:47

jacko07....... You really are a 24 carat c*nt.

NO! That would be worth a fortune!!!! :o)

[careful] 23/3/2020 12:09

FED just announcing another massive programme to spend hundreds of billions on propping up balance sheets.

I am considering buying indexed linked treasuries.
After the initial deflation this must lead to hyper inflation.

[mitchy] 23/3/2020 12:05

It looks like you are correct gaffer. Apparently BP are likely to cut their 15% dividend but as of now they haven't announced a cut.

[maxk] 23/3/2020 12:04

Estate agents prepare for the roof to fall in as Covid-19 hampers market activity

The housing industry has become dominated by fear as corovanirus impacts activity



By
Russell Lynch,
ECONOMICS EDITOR
22 March 2020 • 5:00am





Covid-19 has killed the Boris bounce stone-dead in the key spring selling season



Estate agents have never been popular, but even the bitterest fleeced seller or hoodwinked buyer might baulk at wishing the catastrophe being visited on the industry by Covid-19.

From Liverpool to London, a profession employing around 170,000 people across 25,000 businesses is going into virtual hibernation due to the coronavirus crisis.

Two months ago, there was a spring in their step. Brexit uncertainty and a general election were in the rear view mirror, and the number of housing sales passed 100,000 in January for the first time in more than a year.

But disastrously for an industry that runs on sentiment, fear dominates even while the UK remains weeks away from the likely peak of the pandemic....



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[minerve 2] 23/3/2020 11:59

All this about " these people are going to die soon anyway".

Does that also include The Queen and The Duke?

ROFLMAO!

[minerve 2] 23/3/2020 11:58

He got a knighthood for that FUBAR.

Maybe it is my turn next: Sir Minerve!

LOL

[minerve 2] 23/3/2020 11:57

"or retribution for preying on the poor and disabled."

Oh, you mean like IDS!

ROFLMAO!

[gaffer73] 23/3/2020 11:56

BP haven't announced they are cutting their divi

[minerve 2] 23/3/2020 11:55

jacko07

I'm buying at these levels and that includes Capita. Of course, I'm not stupid, turnarounds always come back for money so I save a portion ready for the rights issues. I'm also in Costain. Not for the weak hearted.

[jacko07] 23/3/2020 11:53

Capita well down today Minnie, 20p soon. Is it Brexit that brought them down, or retribution for preying on the poor and disabled.

There is no doubt Minnie, you will be at the food bank in a few weeks. Spending 24/7 trolling doesn't heed well for investing.

[minerve 2] 23/3/2020 11:53

LOL

It is a pleasure to serve! :)

[jacko07] 23/3/2020 11:48

Minnie...is it true the virus got in to your body..it was obliterated by the maggots eating you away and it's demise was suffocation brought on by the hate, pungent bile and verbal diarrhoea.

You really are a 24 carat c*nt.

[mitchy] 23/3/2020 11:40

That was the list I simply copied and pasted of companies cutting their dividends. It's 'unlikely' lloy will cut there's in my opinion but who knows.

[minerve 2] 23/3/2020 11:36

That is just not right. Boris should be ashamed that he is forcing people to make these decisions on travel like that.

I feel very sorry for them.

[malcolmmm] 23/3/2020 11:24

Shortages of bog rolls in the shops, perhaps bidet manufacturers will be all the vogue

[minerve 2] 23/3/2020 11:06

What purpose would checking you coming back from SA serve?

I will tell you!

ZIP!

[aceuk] 23/3/2020 11:00

They are AGAIN just proving there is no need for poverty and that it could be easily eradicated .... oh no, can't do that, POWER would be lost 🤐

[crossing_the_rubicon] 23/3/2020 10:58

"Aceuk23 Mar '20 - 10:37 - 297711 of 297719
297708 - the first sensible thing I have ever seen that person post"

Depends how you "get it"

See Viral load.