Lloyds Banking Share Discussion Threads

[mitchy] 31/3/2020 09:03

What was that phrase used back in the day..."The green shoots of recovery" ...!

[ignoble] 31/3/2020 09:01

Light at the end of the tunnel

At the end of the day, Nature has a way of sorting things out.

[oldvic] 31/3/2020 09:01

slightly of topic but

my accountant has asked me to find a brocker that includes in their reports suite the ability to
include a calculation of capital gain or loss on each share transaction
help !
any body

[oldvic] 31/3/2020 09:01

slightly of topic but

my accountant has asked me to find a brocker that includes in their reports suite the ability to
include a calculation of capital gain or loss on each share transaction
help !
any body

[mitchy] 31/3/2020 08:59

Economic stabilisation in Asian markets. Still a long way to go but ....

[smartie6] 31/3/2020 08:59

Look all the deeeeeeks sat in a circle talking bullshxt.
Reminds me of the film Independence Day where you have all of the deeeeeeks on the top of the building welcoming the visitors, dancing, laughing and singing, that is until they’re blown to pieces.

Don’t worry though I’ll be here to pick up the pieces, hopefully all green and gold. Lol.

[ignoble] 31/3/2020 08:56

Mitchy
At last... Lots of positives
Let's keep them coming...

[smartie6] 31/3/2020 08:55

All those test kits that aren’t fit for purpose.
Hospital numbers increasing by 1000 plus daily.
Number of deaths not accurately reported.
Number of deaths set to increase over next 14days doubling every 3days.
Vaccines mooted but do not work, even success can’t be guaranteed as unsure how many guinea pigs will go on to develop cancers.
12% of U.K. businesses bust. Mass unemployment and house market crash.
Wow, you can certainly put a spin on it.

[mitchy] 31/3/2020 08:48

What a difference a day makes. Falling new cases and deaths , new treatments , BCG vaccine trialled as a fill in whilst covid 19 vaccine is developed.Then there's the introduction of pass card for those who've had the virus so they can start work again. Millions of test kits bought and being delivered.AND I've saved the would by lying on my sofa....Happy days. Of course there is still 'The Reckoning' of decimated businesses to pay but if we can somehow rebuild business 'quickly' it's going to be more like a summer break rather than an End of Days.

[diku] 31/3/2020 08:45

And what about that smile?...

[icejelly] 31/3/2020 08:45

The Chinese took over an Italian leather goods company last year and moved in many of their own Chinese workers. And guess where that factory is - the base of the Italian outbreak.

[mikemichael2] 31/3/2020 08:37

I can vouch for that, Chinese eating is a disgusting sight for the eyes, they shove anything and everything in their gob, with the bits they don't want spat out onto the table. They are completely oblivious to anyone around them, and treat staff like slaves, waving and pointing their instructions.

[gaffer73] 31/3/2020 08:26

Exactly Daddy, and only announced yesterday.

[daddy warbucks] 31/3/2020 08:26

Could be, but that would strengthen the financials wouldn't it?

[gaffer73] 31/3/2020 08:22

Your a bit late port, should have shorted two months ago.

[bargainbob] 31/3/2020 08:22

Yep using the saved dividend money Daddy.

[smartie6] 31/3/2020 08:22

Squeal little piggy.

[portside1] 31/3/2020 08:21

Let's short Lloyd's down to 18p with the blessing of the pra BOE I am going to start to short it now

[freddie01] 31/3/2020 08:19

jl5006 many people believe that the Chinese may have a lot to answer for this virus with their disgusting wet markets where they kill and eat all wild animals.

It's very possible that many carrying the disease are settled in or visited relatives in Italy. Very easy to travel nowadays.

[mikeran] 31/3/2020 08:15

the players are determined to feather their own nest and take this down . Not paying a dividend will benefit no body . Certainly not the Bank lending model .

[daddy warbucks] 31/3/2020 08:11

I think it's the other way round isn't it?"The Offeror has today launched a tender offer (the "Offer") to purchase for cash any and all of certain series of its U.S. dollar denominated senior notes set out in the table below (the "Notes")."Seems like they have too much cash!

[careful] 31/3/2020 08:01

so Lloyds is selling about $4bn US Treasuries to raise cash.
Announced at close yesterday.
WeLL timed with weak £.

They must need liquidity.

[smartie6] 31/3/2020 07:54

When the big fat dividend cheque doesn’t arrive, how many little piggies will go to market? Lol.

[daddy warbucks] 31/3/2020 07:52

I think all shorters want to do is pull the company down and get their grubby fat sausage fingers around a profit at any cost.