Gulf Keystone Petroleum Share Discussion Threads

[owdbuffer] 14/10/2016 11:05

67 million bought and sold in the first three hours.

20 million more buys than sells.

And they are about to chuck 22,000,000,000 into the market.

Farking Norah!

[cutthecagain] 14/10/2016 11:05

The GRAND CONCEALMENT

We're all "in on it"

Lofl

Riiiiing

Riiiiiiing

"Hello, Hello.... Who is this?"

"It's me, how many friends do you think you have?"

"I speak to lots of different people as you well know"

"In your head...? Anyway I was just ringing to discuss the ba..."

"SH! Don't mention the b word, I'm being followed, it's been happening a lot lately, mostly when the sun's out. He wants me to stop talking about the you know what because he knows I'm the only person in the world that knows how big this is. He doesn't fool me, I know his game"

".....hello"



Me and my shadow

[zangdook] 14/10/2016 11:03

As usual HL haven't updated clients' accounts so we can't trade yet...useless

[gkphero] 14/10/2016 11:02

Good stuff nest.

We have a lot of shares coming to us today.

[nestoframpers] 14/10/2016 11:00

OO shares live in my IG ACC.

[gkphero] 14/10/2016 10:53

The ramping by the city is starting again.
Surprise, surprise.

[gkphero] 14/10/2016 10:52

Gulf Keystone ‘reborn’ as 22bn new shares hit London Stock Exchange

08:33 14 Oct 2016

With the restructuring sealed attentions will likely turn to takeover talk for the remaining Gulf Keystone investors.

[lobo] 14/10/2016 10:50

oil_investor14 Oct '16 - 10:37 - 522683
GKPhero: think about The Barrels.


jb, think about Jedi mind tricks.

:)

[gkphero] 14/10/2016 10:47

From LSE -


Anastasia has just told me that we 'should' (no guarantee) receive ALL of our shares today, both OO and excess.

[oil_investor] 14/10/2016 10:39

dean: they're way too ugly for my taste. Not really a Metro at all, of course! But certainly effective.

The Barrels. They don't want people to talk about them. Kind of gives the game away, actually!

[deanroberthunt] 14/10/2016 10:38

oi

What are you chuntering on about?

[deanroberthunt] 14/10/2016 10:37

what about the metro 6R4

[oil_investor] 14/10/2016 10:37

GKPhero: think about The Barrels.

They don't want you to, of course.

They will try every trick in the book to discourage you from thinking about all that oil.

But they can't stop you.

[deanroberthunt] 14/10/2016 10:37

more smoke and mirrors than a smoke and mirrors convention

[gkphero] 14/10/2016 10:35

I haven't tried yet Lobo.

I have a lot of them though. ;)

[oil_investor] 14/10/2016 10:31

I still haven't seen an explanation of where Nicebut gets his "12.8 billion barrels of Reserves typo" assertion.

I think I would have to wait until Hell freezes over!

[lobo] 14/10/2016 10:30

jb,
Are you able to sell your OO shares?

[lobo] 14/10/2016 10:28

incorrect?

;)

[gkphero] 14/10/2016 10:28

SP isn't dropping below 1.1p.

I don't think it will tbh.

All offer and excess shares are in healthy profit right now.

[oil_investor] 14/10/2016 10:28

Oh dear.

1302SB should call Jeremy Asher (who is a personal friend of Lord Peter Truscott) to reveal THE TRUE FACTS about Todd Kozel's remuneration.

I happen to know what they are.

[shaftdrive1] 14/10/2016 10:27

Disseminate....word of the day so far....unless the mis 1712 reappears with his ..... RETAIL!!!...arf
Which single word in the dictionary is spelt incorrect?
Just a post cappu&teacake mull.

[oilbum1] 14/10/2016 10:24

1712,

LOL.......;-)