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[wal footrot] 10/8/2005 08:22

aye tony, a world full of idiots!

if you like that sort of thing, try the link above.

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[tonyx] 10/8/2005 08:20

From HHO thread...

BernieBoy - 10 Aug'05 - 08:19 - 961 of 961


Dont give them your stock - they did exactly the same yesterday. Its a game - hold and reap higher prices later

[wal footrot] 10/8/2005 08:19

tonyx - LOL!

[wal footrot] 10/8/2005 08:19

cracking logon.

bradley's turn this season?

p.s. wtf is a bradley turn?

[tonyx] 09/8/2005 20:03

I didnt realise this thread was still going!!

I had a huge hangover when I started it and still have one...

[joe barton] 09/8/2005 18:29

aye wally can you get me a link for robbie tree fred i can t find it

[wal footrot] 09/8/2005 17:59

LOL!!!

that you patelvis?

[mike crowsoft] 23/3/2005 10:52

the FTSE ?

[bartyboy] 13/12/2004 10:55

prefab - 12 Dec'04 - 20:33 - 13 of 19 (premium)


Get a large pine scented candle, birds love 'em, a guaranteed knicker dropper over the yuletide.
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Er, what exactly do you do with this candle? Does it require lubrication?!:))

[opthalmist] 13/12/2004 08:48

prefab - 12 Dec'04 - 20:33 - 13 of 19 (premium)


Get a large pine scented candle, birds love 'em, a guaranteed knicker dropper over the yuletide.


Nice idea - I might go for that one.

[feelinlucky] 12/12/2004 20:52

Never knew I looked so handsome""!!"

[shirishg] 12/12/2004 20:51

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[feelinlucky] 12/12/2004 20:48

Try eating a couple of pine branches and fart all over the tree.

Should solve matters.

[feelinlucky] 12/12/2004 20:47

I could "pine" for you if you want.

[shirishg] 12/12/2004 20:46

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[roussillon] 12/12/2004 20:35

Asda do a nice Pine scented liquid bog cleaner

[prefab] 12/12/2004 20:33

Get a large pine scented candle, birds love 'em, a guaranteed knicker dropper over the yuletide.

[the expert] 12/12/2004 20:29

Mister T

Are you saying your festive erection is minimal? If so, keep your festive display away from the thrushes, or they may think they've found a (not very) juicy worm!

Opthalmist

Maybe I'm just a tightwad, but if I was away for Xmas week the last thing I'd buy would be a tree! Home security maybe...

[tipmeister] 12/12/2004 20:17

Oppy

I'm most disappointed that you haven't visited Ten Acre Farm, for a real tree this year, but I understand it would be impractical in your situation. However, I have some advice relating to the presentation of your festive erection: minimal is in vogue this Christmas, so hang your balls out with just a sprig of mistletoe above and you'll be blown away with the results!!

Mr.T

[shirishg] 12/12/2004 19:37

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[opthalmist] 12/12/2004 18:59

Some promising ideas. Not sure about the cat's urine one, doesn't the urine smell overpower the pine smell?

[kingfish] 12/12/2004 17:05

Opthalmist,

Take 3 pine cones and grind them up in a food mixer then mix the pine powder into the cats food. The next day collect the cats urine (now smelling of pine) and scatter it liberally under the christmas tree..

[bartyboy] 12/12/2004 16:50

Insert a pine cone up each nostril, for that natural Nordic fragrance!

[hampster] 12/12/2004 16:13

Collect the yellow toilet blocks from your local's urinal and hang from the tree.

Good Point: Cheap and plentiful.

Bad Point: May smell of wee as well.