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[2gekko] 05/10/2023 13:38

I don't really eat biscuits, well I didn't like the secret jaffa cakes either

Now the original Hob nobs we're good though

[rovi70] 05/10/2023 12:00

Tight neighbour recommended Lidl hobs biscuits. Not good will stick to hobnobs.

[jonjonck] 05/10/2023 09:21

LOL.
What you do not know is I placed Lidl Jaffa Cakes as a decoy. Bought some the other day to try as the pack looked like they were "normal ones". What a flippen con, they are smaller and rubbish... not even up to the standard of most supermarket own brands, not even close.

[2gekko] 05/10/2023 07:50

Morning

None of us know about the secret Jaffa cakes so in essence or any other town, we know nothing

One of the regulars who does not want to be named has asked about upgrading the hand soap in the gents, seems he struggled to get this sticky orange substance off his hands, I'm sure there is no connection to the missing Jaffas, there you go gates, I have told him as requested

[jonjonck] 05/10/2023 07:28

..but if you know "nothing" then you know something as you know you know nothing, which means you do not know nothing. Oh! this is so confusing.

Good Morning.

[2gekko] 04/10/2023 22:58

I know nothing .. Nothing

Apart from the Jaffas are a go, well they have gone anyway

[jonjonck] 04/10/2023 22:38

Darn it, when will I learn to keep my mouth shut.

[gateside] 04/10/2023 21:34

You mean you have Jaffas?Right I'll be searching for them after closing time.You let slip there JJ!

[2gekko] 04/10/2023 21:17

What Jaffas, as IGs used to say, we don't know about them

[jonjonck] 04/10/2023 17:36

Well if it means you leave my Jaffa cakes alone then you can have triple choc if you like.

[2gekko] 04/10/2023 14:20

Good point, double choc sounds good

[gateside] 04/10/2023 11:13

Don't forget the chocolate biscuits to go with the frothy

[2gekko] 04/10/2023 09:18

Morning

Double strength frothy please, I woke up early today

[jonjonck] 04/10/2023 08:26

Good Morning.

[2gekko] 04/10/2023 04:27

Hic ..... zzzzzz

[jonjonck] 03/10/2023 23:40

.... that leaves you in charge of the booze.

[2gekko] 03/10/2023 21:27

We could do a jolly boys Pub outing to the Ford tech centre, you could supply the pub transport, gates can do directions and rovi can do the catering

[jonjonck] 03/10/2023 17:27

oh nice one 2G.
The test roads did indeed have potholes as well.

[2gekko] 03/10/2023 16:02

Oh that's clever, mind you the uk example would have to have lots of potholes

I could arrange it for you albeit its not exactly local to you! I also got to drive the new E Transit

[jonjonck] 03/10/2023 11:10

I am jealous of your visit, next time take me as your personal assistant please.
Maybe I can make you jealous of my visit to the test tracks near Cologne where they have sections of road surfaces matching road surfaces from all over Europe.

[jonjonck] 03/10/2023 10:52

No, not done that but would like to have done so.

[2gekko] 03/10/2023 09:58

Morning

I should have known, did you go in the temperature controlled area where one bay is at say 40 degrees and the next at minus 40 degrees, amazing stuff

[jonjonck] 03/10/2023 08:54

Good Morning.
Been there done that but was over 20 odd years ago. Could do with a refresh as probably changed a lot. I used to work with Ford quite a lot and visited a few of their European sites as well.

[2gekko] 02/10/2023 22:37

Omg .. Is this because Kwik fit scratched your wheel trims lol

I'm knackered after a day at Ford but impressed at what they do, Jonners you would enjoy a tour of their technical centre

[jonjonck] 02/10/2023 22:13

Simple solution rovi, reduce the buy price in your portfolio... makes one feel better when looking at profit/loss.

Your looking at the wrong tea cup 2G, your KwikFit one is now soaking in hydrochloric acid.