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[dominiccummings] 28/11/2022 17:00

Sweeten the deal by hiding a valuable piece of jewellery in it?

[michaelg1] 28/11/2022 16:56

I will admit when the cheeseboard item arrived a foo days later, it took me by surprise. Bl00dy sandman hacking me again.

[tom barnaby] 28/11/2022 16:48

Thanks mate.

[michaelg1] 28/11/2022 16:46

Deathloop.

[tom barnaby] 28/11/2022 16:40

Thanks Mikey,

I will avoid the monts stylee cheap shot reagarding a Fleshlight, natch.

Which game?

[jeffian] 28/11/2022 16:35

Dom,
No, we don't all have a 'cave' but if ER/Stop Oil have their way, we all will be living in one soon.

[jeffian] 28/11/2022 16:33

#1524,

LOL! I had the same epiphany me's'en recently having been lured by advertising into buying one o' those little Vax gadgets that both washes and hoovers up carpet stains (as another cat owner, bluemango will get the relevance of that). Any road up, for a nanosecond, I thought of wrapping it and giving it to Mrs J as a 'stocking filler' but then thought better of it. She has since confirmed that had I gone ahead with the original plan, we could have advised Vax whether it was any good for Colonic Irrigation....

[monte1] 28/11/2022 16:21

I think if I bought Mrs M a cheeseboard with knives it would only be a matter of time before a pathologist was undertaking a count of cheese knife shaped perforations in my cadaver.

[michaelg1] 28/11/2022 16:17

The Amazon tablet mentioned, Bluetooth keyboard case for it.

A 256gb memory card that was about half price around £16.

A PS5 game that was half price.

A super bright flashlight thing.

A cheeseboard with knives stored in a drawer under it for an extra present for Mrs.

I think that is about it. End of line.

[tom barnaby] 28/11/2022 16:12

Perhaps Mikey can kindly update on all Bleck week/Cyber week deals currently processed?

[grahamite2] 28/11/2022 13:56

#1518 so they've slowed traffic on the Strand.

How can they tell?

[emigna2020] 28/11/2022 13:27

The people who write " teh".

............

"It's an extension of txt-spk commonly employed by dim people of all origins who simply can't be bothered to spell properly,and as such is an affectation."

[tom barnaby] 28/11/2022 13:02

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-london-63781374

I'd like to draw avatars attention to this.

Tom Barnaby 27 Nov '22 - 18:39 - 1480 of 1517 Edit 0 0 0

Make a note of this.

https://twitter.com/metpoliceevents/status/1596814702658600961?s=46&t=jo1YSCmWOLpNIs95TI0IrA

[tom barnaby] 28/11/2022 12:59

Afternoon Chop.

Not yet, but I am sure that will be an action from the upcoming "Sales strategy day", which thankfully my participation is now 'optional'.

[teh hampster] 28/11/2022 12:10

Morning chops

Tom, have they put up teh 'customer is king' type posters all over teh gaff yet?

They always inspire a *boost in profits, they do, them.



*prequel to bankruptcy

[dominiccummings] 28/11/2022 11:59

#1512 Are you suggesting that some of the threadees don't have a 'cave' to retire into to watch more appropriate programming?

[jeffian] 28/11/2022 11:47

I think you'll find there's quite a lot of covert dance-watchers on this thread, Dom. I imagine that it is all to do with maintaining peace and harmony in the marital relationship (at least it is in our house).

[grahamite2] 28/11/2022 11:44

I confirm that I did not watch one second of the jungle stuff.

[dominiccummings] 28/11/2022 11:44

#1507 I note that the man who started that fred is 'Beeks of Arabia'!

[dominiccummings] 28/11/2022 11:36

#1506 Good Lord. Next you'll be 'saying' you've caught the odd bit of 'Come Dancing' (or whatever it is called these days).

[dominiccummings] 28/11/2022 11:35

#1502 So why have you just posted that you have just taken out a massive short on it?