Lloyds Banking Share Discussion Threads

[utrickytrees] 12/7/2024 20:31

What about the expansion of Nato GNR? The sprockets av sed they won't be avvin no UKrayneuns int club cos they can't trust em cos they're too corrupt. MAkes one wonder why we've given up $300B....particularly when Zelensky (I mean Putin) has held the Crimea for several yrs now & tge Donbas was a walk over...I kid u not!

[gotnorolex] 12/7/2024 16:02

Bi-jingo! Farage failed the litmus test again, got in himself through the door of least resistance in hapless Jaywick. Farage could be the reluctant Manchurian candidate, after all without Putin's media collusion on BREXIT he could not claim glory for his endeavour to belittle the EU leadership and get us out from under the Council of Europe's control (still only partly) Every project of his has backfired and the reverse of his aims have been put into effect! If he was a true conservative, he would not try to reform it but sharpen its long established focus of self reliance, hard work and disciplines that distinguishes peoples and countries. He is seeking Putin's affections yet again by hailing him a true Russian patriot who is merely rescuing lost USSR territory. The world's territorial borders are in constant flux with the expansion of trade, wealth and education, so its pointless arguing about who conquered whom in the race to establish once upon a time empires.

[utrickytrees] 12/7/2024 15:50

Get yourself a water flosser m2, it'd pay for itself in no time. When your not working on your Turkey teeth you could become a water flosser influencer so youd be saving money on dental bills & making money with lucrative advertising revenue. It could even boost your daughters earnings if you roped her in to be your glamorous dental hygienist.

[stonedyou] 12/7/2024 15:36

UKRAINE CRISIS12 JUL, 09:58

NATO summit harbinger of 'doom' for Ukraine — Mexican expert

Hopefully, Ana Teresa Gutierrez del Cid said, the Ukrainian people decide they have had enough and "rise against this war which has brought only death, poverty and despair to them"

MEXICO CITY, July 12. /TASS/. The decisions made at NATO’s summit in the US spell doom for Ukraine, Ana Teresa Gutierrez del Cid at Mexico’s Metropolitan Autonomous University told TASS.

"NATO countries doomed Ukraine to continue a war that is destroying its own economy and population. They doomed the country to total annihilation," the expert said. According to her, the NATO summit clearly showed that the alliance resolves "to continue this proxy war against Russia to the last Ukrainian."

Hopefully, Gutierrez del Cid said, the Ukrainian people decide they have had enough and "rise against this war which has brought only death, poverty and despair to them."

She described the fact that Ukraine is still not a part of NATO as the country’s "greatest failure, despite the huge number of Ukrainian soldiers killed in this hybrid war the West has been waging on Russia."

Gutierrez del Cid dismissed as absurd accusations from summit participants that China is supporting Russia’s war effort. "The United States is stuck in a Cold War mentality, trying to dictate to others in an effort to prop up their global dominance it once had after the demise of the Soviet Union," she said. However, the expert said, "Russia has changed thanks to the work President Vladimir Putin has done since 2000." China, too, has changed as it "has transformed into an economic and technological power," she maintained.

"NATO is so detached from reality, they are in dismay, not knowing what to do, they look desperate," Gutierrez del Cid concluded.

[mr.elbee] 12/7/2024 14:15

Farage hasnt split the tory vote.

they have done that themselves

described by Ms Widdecombe as

"that rabble"

[smurfy2001] 12/7/2024 14:13

$WFC
EPS $1.33 vs $1.29 est
Rev $20.69B vs $20.28B est

Jamie Dimon noted he isn’t noticing a weakening consumer.

[mikemichael2] 12/7/2024 14:13

Is there any money init??

And, you know when they go round your teeth with that tiny drill cleaning all the plaque, it's horrible, especially if he hits a sensitive bit, well Abdul runs round with some numbing stuff first, so you hardly feel anything, good man.

[scruff1] 12/7/2024 13:43

Ha ha ha. Go on M2. Give it a whirl

[smurfy2001] 12/7/2024 13:02

$C earnings out

EPS $1.52
Rev $20.1bln

*CITIGROUP 2Q INVESTMENT BANKING REV. $853M, EST. $870.4M

*CITIGROUP 2Q BANKING REV. $1.63B, EST. $1.55B

*CITIGROUP 2Q FICC SALES & TRADING REV $3.56B, EST. $3.61B

[jordaggy] 12/7/2024 13:02

Octavio Marenzi, chief executive of Opimas, a management consultancy focused on global capital markets, said:

JP Morgan’s results showed us two things: First, investment banking and equities trading did really well compared to last year.
Secondly, we see Main Street banking beginning to sputter. Provisions for credit losses were up significantly, showing us that JP Morgan is expecting to see a rough patch in the US economy. Also, there was a big increase in interest expense, which grew far more quickly than interest income. Nevertheless, JP Morgan has navigated a challenging interest rate environment very well.

[jordaggy] 12/7/2024 12:52

MM2 could make influencer video blogs on tictok, he's certainly very interesting.

[smurfy2001] 12/7/2024 12:20

JPMORGAN $JPM JUST REPORTED EARNINGS

EPS of $4.40 beating expectations of $4.19
Revenue of $50.99B beating expectations of $49.9B

[utrickytrees] 12/7/2024 12:16

£70? is he working from the back of your old Honda Jazz?

[scruff1] 12/7/2024 12:04

2 x rays? Have you only got 2 left?

[millwallfan] 12/7/2024 11:52

Scruff - it’s not 259 it’s 519 - as Farage continues to split the Tory vote further and the libdems consolidate - so baton down the hatches, stock up on essentials, close the curtains and see you in 2034 ! The real shame is that the tories only have themselves to blame - internal self destruct buttons everywhere starting with the days of Boris, Gove, Truss, Braverman etc.etc. The election campaign was a disaster- should have focused on showing ‘yes taxes at highest ever at £xxx per person and the reason why is £yy brexit (resulting from a democratic majority vote by the public), £yy worldwide covid ( not started in UK), £yy increased cost of living due to the Ukraine war and the threat to world peace’! Just my personal views and expect many will counter argue - but that’s democracy as it should be.

[smurfy2001] 12/7/2024 10:40

Should be making monstrous profit.

[mikemichael2] 12/7/2024 10:36

Just back from my dentist, I'm lucky to have a long standing NHS one, considering he's a Asian he's quite a nice chap!! I've always looked after my teeth after being traumatized as a kid from the site of my dad laying on the settee, blood all over after having them all out, gas in them days.
So, he gave them a clean, 2 x-rays and a check-up £70, worth every penny.

[hardup1] 12/7/2024 10:29

US Banks kick off their Q2 Earnings reports over the next few days.

Friday 12th July........Citi Group, JP Morgan Chase and Wells Fargo.
Monday 15th July........BlackRock and Goldman Sachs.
Tuesday 16th July.......Bank of America and Morgan Stanley.

Likely these will have an influence on UK Banks share prices over the next few days?

[thanatos abysss] 12/7/2024 10:09

odey orders me to every day to clean windows so i do with extra chilli sauce

odey tells me to lick them everyday under all my different usernames


today i am licking under the name b2unabomber . tomorrow i gather it will be under gerbil control. next week is my favourite - vlad the impala

[vlad the impaler] 12/7/2024 09:54

It's dust dudes. Mid on day 5 - say goodbye