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[scruff1] 16/4/2020 19:46

Cheers coburg1. Who is the strong sell idiot :-}. Either that or he knows something we don't

[poikka] 16/4/2020 19:45

Alps - "Excell - Porton Down researches fragrances I suppose?"

If you're comparing the UK to China...I think it's time that you went into Room 101 along with M2.

[pierre oreilly] 16/4/2020 19:42

Mike, where's minny gone?

In the head.

[poikka] 16/4/2020 19:37

excell1 - I'm not usually given to conspiracy theories, but if. for example, China had a ready cure.....

Whatever, I read that Dominic Raab is saying, this evening, that the matter of just how the virus was allowed to spread so readily will have to be addressed, and basically that things will never be the same again.

Probably, the least that can be said is that this is a massive own goal for China and does no end of harm to the one-party secretive state model, which is great news for Chinese people and the 'free world'.

Russia next?

[alphorn] 16/4/2020 19:36

Excell - Porton Down researches fragrances I suppose?

[poikka] 16/4/2020 19:31

I can, tricky, although I'd rather not, especially before dinner.

I was thinking more of Ursula....

[excell1] 16/4/2020 19:19

Who's to say that the virus didn't come from Chinese bats but from a Chinese Lab.
They are not exactly going to tell us about their research into germ warfare.

[utrickytrees] 16/4/2020 18:47

Can u imagine Merkel's thong, it'd be the size of Westphalia!

[careful] 16/4/2020 18:40

Markets still too high.
A FTSE100 of about 4000 would seem right.
Maybe we will get theree.


Think of the surprise advantage of the virus lockdown.
As Brexit takes hold with the dire consequences of falling out with our largest trading partner effects peoples lives.
Brexiteers will be able to blame the virus for years to come.

[poikka] 16/4/2020 18:31

tricky - "...a reduction in size of the EU flag to about that of a ladies handkerchief?"

Very appropriate, or a thong - made in Germany, of course.

[maxidi] 16/4/2020 18:27

What a good idea!

[utrickytrees] 16/4/2020 18:18

I'm surprised Boris hasn't furloughed the entire labour party as non essential?

[maxidi] 16/4/2020 17:57

You mean Del Boy and Rodney! :o)

[ignoble] 16/4/2020 17:55

Always wondered about the relationship between Batman and Robin...

Batman was probably his Uncle...

[gotnorolex] 16/4/2020 17:25

Bat guano is extremely expensive, rich in phosphorus and an important
element in prescribed drugs.

[utrickytrees] 16/4/2020 17:21

I've heard one of the measures the EU are considering to balance the books when were out is a reduction in size of the EU flag to about that of a ladies handkerchief?

[asdb9] 16/4/2020 17:21

The government has ordered millions of sets of PPE and one straight jacket

[mr.elbee] 16/4/2020 17:20

if we didnt have scientists we wouldnt need research and vaccines./

this is the same logic as" protect the NHS"

what in God's name is it for then?

[mr.elbee] 16/4/2020 17:18

thanks cobourg1

[gbh2] 16/4/2020 17:16

It's the idiots that are p*ssing about with the Viruses that Bats carry that have caused the problem!