Lloyds Banking Share Discussion Threads

[minerve 2] 10/12/2019 22:32

gnr

Would you like to wager £500K on that one?

[minerve 2] 10/12/2019 22:31

cheshire

You are a parasite that takes pleasure from feeding off others, limiting their opportunity for a better future. Just what cancer does. When your death rattle comes ask yourself whether you have been a truly decent man and die with the answer that you haven’t. Your guilt will echo in eternity.

[gotnorolex] 10/12/2019 22:26

Maserati's, Lamborghini's, Porsche's, Ferrari's owned by NHS officials! LOL!

[cheshire pete] 10/12/2019 22:25

Years too late m2, Consultant doesn't want to see me again following treatment.

[cheshire pete] 10/12/2019 22:23

My wife is a WASPI but she'd never vote Corbyn in a million years.

[k38] 10/12/2019 22:21

BBC must lose their licence to report news.OR even better, Privatisation for BBC, stop paying licence fees !!

[bargainbob] 10/12/2019 22:21

Thanks to whoever wrote this wee gem.

Are you all sitting comfortably..

‘Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the nation,
There was misery, poverty and great deprivation.
Some stockings were empty, some fridges were bare, The heating turned off, little money to spare.

Boris Johnson was cosy, and quaffing champagne. Cognac and Port, so he’s feeling no pain.
Stuffing his chops on goose flesh and gammon.
Caviar, Stilton and the finest smoked Scottish salmon.

The homeless are shivering in cardboard containers. Ex-Servicemen, youngsters, both Leave and Remainers.
The nurses and doctors are still searching for beds. With a shortage of staff, of money and meds.

The Mogg’s singing carols with moguls and bankers. Hedge funders, financiers and various w*nkers. Admiring his baubles and pulling his crackers. Rejoicing that he's got us all by the knackers.

Your Gran’s in the corridor, still waiting on the trolley.
While the Chancellor’s counting the last of his lolly. And Grandad’s in pieces, stemming his tears.
Though they’ve paid their dues these past sixty years

But hey, Gove’s on the sherry and is quite off his ( . )( . ).
While his missus is battered and doing the splits.
Drunken ID Smith is a singing along with the Pogues,
With the rest of the mob and a few Russian rogues.

The kids who are dreaming of gifts in the morning won’t get them- their benefits were stopped without any warning.
While those millionaires, who's dosh is in off-shore accounts,
Will be rubbing their hands as the total mounts.

And the Waspi woman is alone in her kitchen,
Has long given up on Dancer and Blitzen.
She was robbed of her pension, they don’t give a 💩 That she’s freezing and hungry on Christmas Eve night.

And now, here’s the end of my last festive story

Don't forget to vote- unless you're a Tory.'

[cheshire pete] 10/12/2019 22:19

Rents going up Minerve...happy days, kerching lol. Tenants staying longer too, worried in case Jezza gives their landlord a hard time.

[gotnorolex] 10/12/2019 22:11

You haven't yet denied being a car park jockey!

[minerve 2] 10/12/2019 22:10

Fake news = real news a thicko can’t understand or accept.

[sentimentrules] 10/12/2019 22:09

Black market for ya lads

heart steroids on ebay - somalian version

[sentimentrules] 10/12/2019 22:08

Or sell it to them cheap. Rat poison capsules

[sentimentrules] 10/12/2019 22:06

all to da sword

[cheshire pete] 10/12/2019 21:42

Expect more fake news from the labour supporting, pro-remain BBC. It is in their blood, their DNA, mindset they just can't help themselves. Where's the apology for the fake news. Disgrace. Using licence payers money against them. Shocking, awful, horrendous.