Gulf Keystone Petroleum Share Discussion Threads

[mcfly02] 03/7/2020 16:56

It's hurting you isn't it Bob 😱

I don't need to go and get anything because I've already got all that I need.

It really bothers you that you never managed to get into the doors that I freely walk into at will 🤷‍a94;️

How many years has it been you've been doing your best to stop me old man ???

I know EXACTLY WHAT THE LAWYERS SAID TO YOU 🖕

[habshan] 03/7/2020 16:44

"The whole BoD disagreed with Anastasia"

Oilman

When you come up with something that needs to be verified, why do you invariably ask somebody else to contact the company on your behalf:-

Three days ago - "Go and get the test results from SH12"

"Get them to publish the unedited test results."

"Go ask them for the test results."

Why can't YOU contact them.

I'll tell you why.

It's because the door was slammed behind you in 2015 when AV identified you as a time waster and dangerous fantasist and Jon Ferrier gave you a letter telling you not to come back.

IR Managers and company directors don't get to those sort of positions without being able to spot a complete buffoon a mile off.

We on these boards can also see that you're quite obviously a complete buffoon Oilman, so why wouldn't it be equally obvious to AV, Jon Ferrier, and the BoD as well.

[0ili0] 03/7/2020 16:43

https://companycheck.co.uk/company/05470723/ANASTASIA-PETROVA-LIMITED/companies-house-dataMaybe a supplier of used weightlifting equipment?

[0ili0] 03/7/2020 16:31

Wait for the big after hours buys to come in.

[thicktony] 03/7/2020 16:21

It's a ???? festLol

[j0sekl] 03/7/2020 16:17

Habshan: "a refurbisher of old Land Rover parts, time waster, deluded fantasist, narcissist and all round idiot"

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Is Hills an imbecile further stricken by dementia? 🤔 This turkey was blowing his foghorn about others who were supposedly thick for selling at 4p old money.

How much money has Hills made from Gulf? Let's put it into perspective.. if earlier sellers are idiots, is there even a word to describe his level of... intelligence.. in fact is that even an adequate description for the dense matter between his ears?

For all Hills' descriptions there, nothing compares or sounds worse than him being a 'Jimmy Saville' stalker. Yes "Sarah Gibbs" aka David Hills. Edinburgh University probably has a molestation lawsuit coming one day.

[highlander7] 03/7/2020 16:14

So Doggie thinks GKP have “spent hundreds of millions” of dollars in a failed attempt to restore Shaikan production to the level of 2015. Since when ?

They actually spent nothing on subsurface work until very recently. They have increased production to the 40,000 bopd level , though output varied during the course of a work programme. Currently it is running at c. 36,000 bopd as the company has announced in RNS.

SH-1 and SH-3 have had increased-diameter production tubing successfully installed, delivering the planned output increases. SH-12 has been successfully drilled to target depth in the Jurassic Butmah. Instead of completing that well for production from the shallower Jurassic SAM reservoir, the company decided to perforate the deeper Butmah reservoir and put that onto a sustained production test. Perfectly normal practice because they need to establish the Butmah production characteristics for planning longer-term field development. The SAM is more prolific and the Butmah testing has restrained the SH-12 contribution to Shaikan output. As has been explained by GKP.

No other subsurface work had been completed when the work programme had to be suspended because of the Coronavirus epidemic and the depressed oil price.

No Porsche 911 - and no objectivity either it would seem.

[0ili0] 03/7/2020 16:06

Btw - it's Anastasya with a Y, like Jon.

[0ili0] 03/7/2020 15:57

Very funny habshan.

[habshan] 03/7/2020 15:48

"is Anastasia Vvedenskaya the same person as Anastasya Petrova?"

I would guess not.

If she is, she would probably have just picked Oilman up and thrown him out.

"Anastasia Petrova is a Russian female weightlifter, who represented Russia at international competitions. She won the silver medal at the 2014 Summer Youth Olympics.["

[0ili0] 03/7/2020 15:36

Habshan - is Anastasia Vvedenskaya the same person as Anastasya Petrova?Indeed, the 2012 AGM was fascinating when a used car parts salesman got up and started wagging his finger at the CEO about a small bill nlper was sent. I note, not many of the vocal shareholders are still invested. Broadfaud is though.

[antondec] 03/7/2020 15:32

Robert News Service

Court case
TK butt licking
Writing to journalists about bad language
Screaming at GRH
Phoning Drbeng’s wife at her work and making threats
Claiming he was “between Aston Martins”
Online reverend
Online lord of the manor of nowhere
Ex postman
Ex director of car dealership
Loser

[j0sekl] 03/7/2020 15:14

"Roberts News Service" - can anyone recall exactly what so-called 'news' did Waterhouse even waffle about? He has definitely contributed a long and solid service though, to comedy.

[habshan] 03/7/2020 15:09

BroadfordBay - "I thought Anastasia's abilities & qualifications were in quite another field?"

Believe you me. Anastasia Vvedenskaya knows a refurbisher of old Land Rover parts, time waster, dangerous deluded fantasist, narcissist and all round idiot when she meets one.

As do Jon Ferrier the rest of the BoD and just about everybody else.

How do you do Ms. Vvedenskaya, "I expect you know who I am."

Anastasia Vvedenskaya - Senior Communications and Public Affairs Professional.

Communications Consultant FERREXPO PLC - Feb 2020 – Present.

Head of Corporate Affair Philia SA - Sep 2017 – Jan 2020.

Head of Communications and Investor Relations Gulf Keystone Petroleum - Jan 2011 – Jan 2017.

Corporate Communications Kashagan Offshore Development - Jan 2005 – Dec 2010

Senior Adviser to Legal Director North Caspian Operating company - May 2009 – Nov 2010

etc. etc.

[thicktony] 03/7/2020 14:47

WHY THE TROLLS and CONDOG ARE HERE 24/7The Shaikan structure has a footprint the size of Greater London, plus the side lobe and the Cretaceous flanks. It is riddled with fractures and voids which are full of liquid oil. The Jurassic oil column is 950 metres thick and there is another 350 metres in the Cretaceous and Triassic.ERCE valued the undiscounted 2P oil reserves at $3.067 billion. There are also massive 2C and 3P oil Resources, plus 200 million barrels of very light condensate. GKP said in 2014 that ERCE had only included 10% of the formations in the Reserves and that the Oil In Place “hadn’t gone anywhereâ€?.The 24/7 trolls like the BIGDOG and macfly,patriotic Irishman etc etc try to persuade people reading the blog that GKP is not worth anything. But some of us know differently â€" and can prove it

[mcfly02] 03/7/2020 14:46

Good Afternoon Jamie 😃

I think you should post your workings on the LSE ???

Are you aware that the last shareholders lunch was with Waterhouse and his crew ???

They made such an impression they cancelled them after that experience and Waterhouse was warned by the company's lawyers.