Gulf Keystone Petroleum Share Discussion Threads

[bigdog5] 31/7/2019 15:04

I've been banging on about heavy oil for a very long time which according to Opec will lose material value in the near future. That will impact on the revenue for both the company and the MNR. So what should be done?

Hope Evian make an offer? Sell the Sulphur, tar from the Cretaceous, phone Brit Gas?

Or just announce another ton of hype that will be difficult, costly, problematical and take years to achieve, if ever? But it could keep the trough topped up n'est ce pas.

[gkphero] 31/7/2019 14:51

kilt, the clocks all stopped this morning.

Strange days.

[0ili0] 31/7/2019 14:42

News from the Wharf:

The Patriotic Union of Kurdistan welcomes the entry into force of Article 140: We regret the dissatisfaction of previous governments with this resolution


Baghdad today - Baghdad

On Tuesday, July 30, 2019, the Patriotic Union of Kurdistan (PUK) bloc welcomed the decision of the Federal Supreme Court to issue article 140 of the Constitution. It regretted the previous governments' disavowal of this decision. "The decision of the Federal Court is welcome and it stresses that the judiciary is independent, octagonal role of the Federal Court in deciding its validity, as well as expressing support for the bloc's decision to be constitutional and legal." She added that "the decision of the Federal Court, a serious decision, and it defeated all political debates around him, claiming that it is dead material and it expired, asserting that the Federal Court proved again and this procedural timing to apply the provisions of the provisions of this article." "The federal government is obliged to carry out its responsibilities and duties to implement the provisions of Article 140 and the need for the provincial government to cooperate seriously to implement the article and serve the citizens in Kirkuk and the disputed areas, Such as Khanaqin and Jalawla, by forming a joint operations room and the presence of Peshmerga forces. "

[bigdog5] 31/7/2019 12:58

mcfly, that's exactly my understanding of the reality. However the fantasists foolishly continue to ignore all the facts and clues preferring to live in the past believing what the Kozel regime said years ago.

Ten years on and nothing Kozel and his mates bragged about whilst filling their swag bags has been achieved or proven.

It's remarkable how often the fantasists try to rewrite history and timelines in order to support their BS excuses and yet the facts are all there in the Presentations.

No takeaway I note and yet on the johnyboy bb they're still saying the company is sold. Odd that no one has thought to advise the authorities?

No one wants the heavy oil, it's going the same way as the dinosaurs:-)

[kiltless highlander] 31/7/2019 11:32

johnbuy 667,

Why are you posting up a picture of the queue for the glory holes?

We are NOT interested.

Also, 668 is 'FAKE NEWS', look at the time on the clocks you uttere Cretin!

[mcfly02] 31/7/2019 11:13

Genel

The Peshkabir field is now the second largest IOC-operated field in the KRI. Production averaged 55,000 bopd in H1 2019 with two new production wells brought on stream. Four additional wells are currently drilling or scheduled to spud in H2 2019.


What did someone say about experts ???

[gkphero] 31/7/2019 10:43

Loads of GKP talk as the players queue for wild paw baguettes -

[gkphero] 31/7/2019 10:40

Wharf queue cam -

[mcfly02] 31/7/2019 10:34

Good Morning 😃

What a day it was for the blogs yesterday with HabscamScot and HabscamPaul patting each other's backs for what they thought was a job well done.

But hold on a minute 🤔 A couple of points if I may. The Habscam's are now saying leave it to the experts and that they trust the experts. How many posts have THEY both made saying that the experts are not fit for purpose and don't know what they are doing and should be sacked ???

The Habscam's say it doesn't matter how long it take because it will be done eventually. But what about outside events effecting what happens like we saw with the oil crisis and Isis or the current political problems ???

Can the Habscam's explain why no IOC has made any attempt to acquire GKP ???
The IOC's know and have had access to all of Gulfs data so what's holding them up ???
Is it the soon to be sorted political situation that has been imminent for the last TEN YEARS ???.

Can the Habscam's explain why targets keep getting pushed back and why production is still low or why no FDP or CPR ???
How about the delay in fitting pumps ???

I would also like to know why they accused a longtime news hound Chocolate Chip Cookie of being someone he certainly isn't just because he posted a balanced view ???

I've left it to the experts but they seem to keep missing targets.

But I have GoatCam to tell me and others this.

[stockport loser] 31/7/2019 09:13

Only tea baggers down the Wharf Jon, we should start calling Paul PG Tips.

[gkphero] 31/7/2019 08:51

SP rocketing.

GKP is an easy 50 bagger.

[bigdog5] 31/7/2019 00:08

Leave Kozel to the experts, his ex wife:-)

[nestoframpers] 30/7/2019 20:23

235p big deal not bothered , should be £23.50 at this stage, GKP is as ever shrouded in man made mystery.

[mcfly02] 30/7/2019 20:12

Just note.

How many times Chinese takeover hasn't posted today 😱

Must be busy lol.

What do you think HabscamPaul 😂

🐐🎥®

Ps GoatCam membership went up today

[bigdog5] 30/7/2019 19:46

Many experts have come and gone through the company over the past 10 years. Most if not all have been hailed as "experts" in their field and more than qualified to do a great job according to an ex postman.

So let us quickly look at the reality.

None of the Kozel regime numbers or predictions have been proved up or achieved.
Shareholders were wiped out by what can only be described as gross incompetence.
There's very little the current Management can point to as being a success.
Reserves are lower than they were a few years ago.
The share price is 2p.

Leave it to the experts, lofl.

Hab sham is the puppet for someone who has mislead others and now has to hide out of pure embarrassment.

It is rumoured that dossiers are already prepared on the whole farce and have been for years:-)

[mcfly02] 30/7/2019 19:31

HabscamPaul,

The thing is you don't believe that yourself otherwise you and you're partner HabscamScot wouldn't need to post thousands of posts about me everyday would you.

Remember you said I couldn't remove Kozel but I did 😱

Anyway I have got some secondhand spark plugs I've given a good scrub up can I interest you in them ???

I'll do a special deal for you because I know you lost everything here.

[broadford bay] 30/7/2019 18:50

Habshan,

I've just posted this to your alter ego on the other board, It'll save you copying it over:

None of the persons to whom you refer claim to be "Experts" - as far as I can see; all I can read is "...proven expertise" and "...has performed roles".
True, they are qualified and their expertise appears to be deep, wide-ranging and gained over many years.

In my wide and varied (and equally well qualified) career, and in all the countries in which I have worked, I have very, very rarely come across anyone who considered themselves an "Expert" in any field; such as I did encounter proved to be con men.

I think you may have a fixation, perhaps based upon your own limitations, with others who may perhaps be better educated and have more specialist (or "expert") knowledge of these areas. Manners, and a good understanding of grammar and language, you certainly do not have. I doubt very much your own attainments have been very much to write home about.

Just you "go with the experts", you'll be in good company and I'm sure it'll all work out for the best.

[bigdog5] 30/7/2019 18:04

Ex postman, for the record been wrong about everything for 10 years, says it all.

[habshan] 30/7/2019 17:29

"I have the GoatCam network and with that I have everything I need."

I'm happy for you Oilman.

Really.

But as neither you nor your goatcam can make one jot of difference to the progress or result here, or the direction in which our Management and experts lead the operation that by this time next year will have us producing 55kbpd, the re-injection well drilled, then the development of the Triassic, then 75 and 110kbpd, then both you and your goatcam are of no interest are they.

Why would anybody here be interested in somebody who just keeps saying "I know something that you don't but I'm not going to tell you what it is", and talking a lot of mindless nonsense.

You can yap and witter all day Oilman, but you and your goatcam don't matter. The drill will keep turning and the caravan will move on.

You and your goatcam are of no use to us, the Management, the experts on the ground who are doing the job or anybody else that I can see.

You're just an irrelevant idiot using a free blog to make a nuisance of yourself Oilman for reasons known only to you that nobody else cares about.

[mcfly02] 30/7/2019 17:01

HabscamPaul,

It's obvious how desperate you are with every post you make knowing you are having zero effect 😂🤡

You are desperate for people not to listen to me and are doing your best to discredit me lol.

News for you Paul. I don't care.

I don't care if people listen to me or not because I have the GoatCam network and with that I have everything I need.

I do enjoy you making a fool of yourself.

Got to go. I've just invested in a new wire brush to clean up some secondhand parts and with every brush stroke I'll be laughing at you 😂😂😂🖕

[habshan] 30/7/2019 16:24

John Ferrier, CEO - 30 years in Oil&Gas E&P. MSc from Imperial College. Geologist.

Stuart Catterall, COO - 30 years in Oil&Gas E&P. Independent Petroleum & Development and Operations Consultant. Proven expertise in developing oilfields and leading operations in remote, onshore international locations, including in the Middle East/North Africa region. BSc in Mechanical Engineering from Southampton University and an MSc in Petroleum Engineering from Imperial College, London.

Mark Parsley, Subsurface Manager - 20 years experience in subsurface roles. Has performed roles as a Reservoir Engineer, Economist, Production Engineer, Production Planner, Subsurface Team Leader, Reserves Manager, and Subsurface Manager for assets in the North Sea, SE Asia, Algeria, Middle East, West Africa, and the USA. Graduated from Oxford University in Geology and has an MSc in Petroleum Engineering at Imperial College.

Oilman, Internet troll and refurbisher of old Land Rover parts. - "For the record, I have no qualifications in oil and gas.

Sarah, Internet troll and Oilman's neice. - Knows even less than he does.

Bigdog, Internet troll. No known occupation. - "But as I'm not an oil industry expert we'll have to see how we go."

BroadfordBay, supporter of Oilman and Bigdog. - "I have never, ever claimed to be an "Expert" - not on ESP, not on turbines, not on geo-physical or -petroleum areas. Never."

So there we are.

I'll go with the experts.