Gulf Keystone Petroleum Share Discussion Threads

[j0sekl] 26/7/2019 20:35

Sarah thinks your webcam face is like the most afflicted product coming from a nuclear-deformed Halloween party. But that your looks far outstrip your personality ;)

[habshan] 26/7/2019 20:30

Sarah thinks you're a complete bellend for bringing to our attention this morning the fact that they were talking about you on LSE Oilman:-

Oilman - "I've just read your latest on LSE"

I must say, I agree with her.

Here's some more:-

"I reckon the oilymanchild pays for info from some lowly field operative who is probably not that well paid and oilman takes advantage of that. and for little more than being able to post on advfn that "i know more than you".

the info is from no one with influence as oilman knew nothing of the dividend, buy back or sami's departure in advance, he has also been caught lying about previous results. along with bigdog on advfn they were stating said results would be dire and insti's were selling because of them, but low and behold they were solid, no insti selling took place and the share price went up 20% in the following several days...............so again its clear its just titbits he is getting from the field and like you said its every day ordinary stuff but because it simply isnt understood by oilman then every bit of it is so dramatic, "juicy" and info we should all deeply covet."

"By now it should be abundantly clear to all he doesnt actually understand what he is posting and being told, but then that comes with having zero experience in the industry, plus a limited intellect.

Sad thing is he believes everyone should admire him for having access to said info - he is a narcissist with delusions of grandeur, so anything to plump up the ego is fair game. "

[mcfly02] 26/7/2019 20:05

Good Evening Joseki 😃

Are they (Robert Waterhouse,David Hills,Paul Carrol) trying to discredit someone ???

All as you have to do is look at the people doing it and laugh 😂

Did I send you the latest GoatCam report from London and Erbil ???

Always happy to give deserving people a heads up.

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[habshan] 26/7/2019 20:04

Evening Sarah.

[j0sekl] 26/7/2019 19:43

I see the long-standing attempts to discredit oilman BD and different avatars has not lost its zeal 7 years on despite lack of success ;)

Unsurprising which Muppet brings it over to here

[habshan] 26/7/2019 19:27

From IndridCold on LSE a few hours ago.

"I mean who actually takes oilman seriously? he conducts himself like a petulant child on a daily basis and every post is clearly from someone who has some sort of mental condition and does not understand the subject matter he professes to know so much about.

Same goes for a poster called bigdog over on advfn.......again its someone who like oilman was ramping to high heaven back in 2012 and clearly got caught up in the hype whilst not having a clue what he was talking about and sadly that remains the same till today with said poster, every post is just weak, feeble, inexperienced, non-technical, unintelligent drivel from someone who is simply pretending to know more than he does and also wants those that are still in GKP to lose out just because he did, its a classic case of "misery loves company"."

[bigdog5] 26/7/2019 19:01

mcfly, as regards "plans changing" that would suggest that the current ones have yet again failed as a few of us predicted they would.

So that would mean there's a new ton of hype on it's way that no doubt will go the same way as all the other company predictions.

Failed predictions followed by desperate revised plans that again fail followed by pointless waste of money buybacks followed by even more unachievable hype.

The BoD no doubt thank all you suckers for your delusional belief in them whilst they continue to trough, LOFL.

[bigdog5] 26/7/2019 18:54

It would appear that johnyboy has now been forced into turning tricks down the wharf due to his failed investment and ludicrous predictions.

Also we now have the evidence of why 1712notout was able to wreck a business with his theory that a company only requires a buffer of 20% cash. Absolute proof that he doesn't understand the issues facing the company, the problems that need to be overcome and the enormous amount of funds that will be required. He's totally clueless and his theories are BS as you will soon find out.

[chinese_takeaway] 26/7/2019 18:52

Correct Urals : Here's part of Peel Hunt s note:"Shaikan is a world-class, low-cost onshore oil field with a multi-decade production profile. We can think of no other UK-listed E&P set to deliver such low-risk, fully-funded organic production growth over the next two years that is similarly as undervalued. Gulf Keystone currently stands apart from all others and is differentiated on the basis of its balance sheet strength, visibility on near-term production growth and significant total return potential."

[j0sekl] 26/7/2019 18:39

mcfly02 26 Jul '19 - 16:20 - 588505 of 588513
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The jealousy is just oozes out of Robert Waterhouse's postings
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What was in the coffee shop dossier then? What sensitive info do you think he gleaned from Payanides?

How come nobody else there made any deal of it? Self-importance :)

The same self-importance that now has him posting with new avatars after having witnessed a catastrophic drop in share value, before and since transcribing all those Excalibur hearings.

Poor sod needed something inexpensive to do in his retirement.

[kiltless highlander] 26/7/2019 17:47

You're certifiable Urals!

I have read some Guff on here since the heady days of Kozel, but that is just shocking in it's insincerity.


Urals26 Jul '19 - 17:15 - 588511 of 588511
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You must remember that the company broker Peel stated at £2.54.
At £2.54.
Gulf is the most undervalued E and P on lse.
"Standing apart from all others" :)
The buyback is a stabilisation mechanism pre Sale.
So anyone selling any is certifiable.

[urals] 26/7/2019 17:15

You must remember that the company broker Peel stated at £2.54.At £2.54.Gulf is the most undervalued E and P on lse."Standing apart from all others" :) The buyback is a stabilisation mechanism pre Sale. So anyone selling any is certifiable.

[shortsqueezer] 26/7/2019 17:11

Yes, getting harder to come by. They've done very well so far but will be buying in the mid 230's next week.

[habshan] 26/7/2019 17:07

The shares seem to be drying up and they're having to pay more for them.

Date of purchase

26 July 2019

Number of Ordinary Shares purchased

56,978

Highest price paid per Ordinary Share

229.000 pence

Lowest price paid per Ordinary Shares

228.500 pence

Volume weighted average price per Ordinary Share

228.950 pence

[the ink man] 26/7/2019 16:48

Mcflee what have you achieved exactly, I'd say the same as the rest of us. Nowt

[stockport loser] 26/7/2019 16:29

Which is why they gave the dividend as a total amount as opposed to per share, as the company was about to announce the share buyback in the near future it would have been wrong to per share the amount. No conspiracies, just common sense.

[mcfly02] 26/7/2019 16:20

The jealousy is just oozes out of Robert Waterhouse's postings because he's never been able to achieve what I have where GKP is concerned 🤡

GoatCam 🐐🎥®🖕

Watch for the change in the company's plans soon 😱

[urals] 26/7/2019 16:19

Genel vols also plumbing new lows....Why would anyone but...... errrr.... retail investors....... sell 1 of either at these levels???A boom moment is on its way in my view.

[pensioner2] 26/7/2019 16:16

You might be right there, Urals, as the volume seems to be drying up and they'll struggle to spend the $25m at this rate.

[urals] 26/7/2019 15:59

OAP, buying a few million say 5m concentrates by, Div by 0.2pSo it's all at margins. The real boost for sale proceeds OR Div would be a serious off mkt buyback of say 60-80m shares, they have the spare cash, the authority, I expect that next wk or two, or if its sold maybe contemporaneously. Well at 230 you are getting 4.87% yield for holding 3-4wks, which is nice.The company of course buying at 230 is actually only paying 218.8Its saving 11.2 p for every share it buys. As no dividend will be paid on treasury stock.However everything points to stabilisation pre sale in which case you get a serious premium.In my view that will be 3-400%minimum.Only GKPHero here seems to have an opinion on that possibility, he anticipates a 4,300%premium.Somewhere between two IF it is sold.If it isn't you get 4.87% cash. So rather little not to like.