Northern Petroleum Share Discussion Threads

[bionicdog] 15/8/2011 10:19

We prefer to buy electricals at John Lewis as you get a 5 year guarantee.

[sg31] 15/8/2011 07:33

You could always start one. There must be an electrical retailer nearby or you could try this...

[bionicdog] 14/8/2011 23:34

No riots here for nearly a week.

[maxk] 14/8/2011 12:22

And when empty, the bottle would quite good for bashing rioters over the head.

[bionicdog] 14/8/2011 12:16

I was having some of this last night and it struck me that it's a fantastic wine to have when old people come round for lunch. The bottle weighs in at 1.8kg , yes really 4lbs. They reach out for some more but can't pick it up.

[bionicdog] 12/8/2011 14:11

I'm tiling the bathroom and she's gone out for lunch with her family!
Lucky escape.

[maxk] 11/8/2011 21:15

What will it be if its a gusher?


Dont forget, dusta aint drilling it!

[sg31] 11/8/2011 20:32

So what will the share price be if the big one is a duster?

[bionicdog] 11/8/2011 18:41

Any day now.

[parthus] 11/8/2011 18:29

Most informative..as per....ta ..!!

[skidaddle] 11/8/2011 18:18

The Big Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz more like.

[maxk] 11/8/2011 18:17

I'm not holding my breath.

[parthus] 11/8/2011 18:15

Greetings wine gurus

Did Tullow not say they would report in the first 2 weeks re Big Z ?

Does the team think we will hear tomorrow or Monday ?

[bionicdog] 11/8/2011 18:08

Time for a dark Buvar to celebrate?

[bionicdog] 11/8/2011 13:06

Aye.
That and the fact that Charles and his city mates may be getting back in.

[valhalla3] 11/8/2011 12:25

wich 1 booze me duk lol past teh yard arm so avin a plowmanz n a few cheeky alez y teh massiv tik up 2day ppl? owt 2 do wif sgs baja setz R=#

[lunchtime o booze] 11/8/2011 09:00

Time for an eye opener?

[maxk] 11/8/2011 00:01

Good luck with the NU Hoose sg.


I did a post earlier suggesting two bottles to ease the pain of the move, but it dissapeared up advfn's ass.

I now live in Hampshire...no funny business allowed here!


woffer = val when well oiled?

[bionicdog] 10/8/2011 23:54

Yes it's pretty idyllic round here as well.

[woff woff] 10/8/2011 21:55

water cannon on way init

[sg31] 10/8/2011 21:04

After a few days on the boat we are now in the new house. It comes with an integral garage, a shed, a family of foxes which have just been wandering round the garden and a badgers sett at the bottom of the valley.
There are boxes everywhere but sod it, time for a drink to celebrate.

[bionicdog] 10/8/2011 18:58

Okely dokely.

[valhalla3] 10/8/2011 18:36

i sugest we all raze a glass n have a few 2nite me duks! G=#

[maxk] 10/8/2011 11:13

charming...innit?

[sg31] 10/8/2011 10:59

Just have a listen to this