Northern Petroleum Share Discussion Threads

[bionicdog] 23/8/2011 10:20

Great! :o(

[valhalla3] 23/8/2011 07:05

ill giv u sum tip nrer teh time me duk im gud wif orsez n badgaz J=#

[bionicdog] 23/8/2011 06:52

Not really , I have to do the cooking anyway , otherwise nobody would come!

[sg31] 22/8/2011 22:36

No wonder they want to come to your house, free booze and all those food options.
I have a solution, tell them all to bring a bottle (make sure they drink their own and leave yours alone) and send out for a takeaway( they can all chip in for the bill).
That should cut the numbers down a bit.

If you don't like that idea you could always text them that your wife is down with food poisoning but they are welcome to come anyway. That should sort the men out from the boys.

[bionicdog] 22/8/2011 22:23

If they want to impress people in liverpool , they use cutlery.

[maxk] 22/8/2011 21:49

They're scousers, so you might have to pay travelling money (and be carefull with the silverware). But they might fit the bill.











Oh, and they wont work for £8 an hour.

[sg31] 22/8/2011 20:37

Bdog, Is your birthday actually on Sunday or are you like the queen with your actual birthday on one day and your offical birthday on another?
Regarding the need for chairs, you could always have two sittings like we did at school.

[maxk] 22/8/2011 20:06

That'll do nicely...oh, and can you tip us off if its doing a dusta?

[bionicdog] 22/8/2011 20:03

He won't know. I can ask someone at Tullow if you like.

[maxk] 22/8/2011 19:52

dog, do you think you could get one of your flunkies to contact derek and find out whats holding up the drilling news?

It'll sound better coming from you.

[bionicdog] 22/8/2011 19:09

I have eleven coming for my birthday lunch. I'm hoping to reduce that number by being rude to people as I still don't have 11 chairs.

[sg31] 22/8/2011 19:05

I might be able to manage flipflops,shorts and a T shirt...how does that sound?

[sg31] 22/8/2011 19:02

bdog,why do you need a butler on Sunday? What's the special occasion? Is it just that your normal butler is taking his one day of annual holiday on that day?

[bionicdog] 22/8/2011 19:00

Not necessary , I'm happy with shoes , trousers and some sort of shirt.
The bar is pretty low.

[maxk] 22/8/2011 18:54

lol, for as long as it lasts!


btw, who supplies the monkey suit?


hic!

[bionicdog] 22/8/2011 18:52

Yes , but the all you can drink part must be worth an additional £10-£20 an hour.

[maxk] 22/8/2011 18:39

You are a cheapskate dog!


Everyone knows the going rate for butlers (chancer type) is £8 an hour.

[valhalla3] 22/8/2011 18:34

no idea wot ur on about me duk lol B=#

[bionicdog] 22/8/2011 17:34

Sorry for the previous off topic.
Is anyone available to butle (yes it is a word) for me on Sunday?
I pay £5 an hour cash in hand and all you want to drink. You can also help yourself to leftovers.

[maxk] 20/8/2011 21:06

Evening all.


late start tonight...I trust everyone is fully engaged by now?

[valhalla3] 20/8/2011 13:21

ad a busy morn 2day me dukz bean down teh copsshop n took 2 kegz to me lokal ale fest! " nyce pale ales @4% went down a trete last yr O=#

[bionicdog] 20/8/2011 12:07

You will notice that a result was expected within days on the 4th of this month.

[sg31] 19/8/2011 21:45

First time I've ever tried it. It was OK but that was mainly because it was cold and available.I only had the 1 and it didn't touch the sides.