Thg Share Discussion Threads

[one_frankel] 16/1/2024 15:32

Play the action Francois because once they digest the interims, it will fall even quicker no jo_ke!

...But are you not able to see from the interims, its not great buddy for a company that should really be growing!

[francoismyname] 16/1/2024 15:21

Told you the yanks love a bargain.

Keep biting that pillow toast.

[one_frankel] 16/1/2024 15:17

I'm honestly shocked how someone with a background in fund management is so out of his depth with risk here Paddy!

...But i think its wise to sell Ingenuity in parts or whatever because you just cant compete with the US and theyre so far ahead in Tech, no jo_,ke my.man!...And just focus on the other two with your local markets otherwise its very unlikely THG will ever be profitable...And as youre already aware he's just frivolously spent significant sums after being given a billion on a wing and a prayer without having any bloody consideration for what the future holds!...That takes some doing buddy and there's certainly no fu_ckin doubt he's unsuited of being a listed CEO in any company let alone the tripe!

...Change senior management and it becomes interesting because a business can have the greatest tech, product whatever but if you don't know how to best monetise it, its worthless man except I'm telling you now MyP has potential but just not under him...And look at Asos, the reason it reached near £70 a share was because of management not their sales, because they knew how to charm and play the tunes to the market!

...This fu_ckin goon likes to sponsor two-bit F1 team and buys a gorilla as he thinks it's him against the world...That's delusions of grandeur my dear friend but honestly what planet is this fu_ckin buffoon on because that's just not normal!

[havinthelasttoast] 16/1/2024 15:07

It was a badly thought out business idea which he can’t admit to it being shyte, ingenuity that is.

The other bits should be making good money but all get sucked by ingenuity

[one_frankel] 16/1/2024 15:04

He should have taken more notice of Ocado buddy!...Those type of businesses are best left to the sc_um US because with their rather deep pockets they can afford too!

...Nutrition is where he should have focused more but build your local markets not go all gung-ho internationally...Strategy is all wrong here dude and its like trying everything and hoping for the best except that's no way to build a listed business.

[havinthelasttoast] 16/1/2024 15:01

Ingenuity. 5 years in action.

500 to 700m spent.

External revenue +3 percent lol after all these whales in the golden quarter. And -8 in internal lol. Surely the revenue must be huge. No it’s like 30m lol. Mouldy should have took the money and stuck it in bonds. Would have been far better.

Yes he fooled me for a while. Can’t believe his victim mentality today over there. Where is his bravado now, man on his last legs me I’d say.

[one_frankel] 16/1/2024 14:58

Regadless of what the 'Fateful believe Paddy, the market was never against THG except its incredibly fast in realising when its being taken for a fo_ol and thats exactly what's happened here and as you well know!

...He's no victim man but a chump of the highest degree that's fo_oled many but his times running out now!

...Did you see my LinkedIn post to the masses today re:THG?

[hades1] 16/1/2024 14:56

462k buy sitting on book at 70 since 0823 this morning.
Likely connected to 2.9m buy booked earlier out at just under 70?

[havinthelasttoast] 16/1/2024 14:28

It’s good for a chuckle.

The delusion on LinkedIn is second to none.

Really delusional stuff. Now he is the victim.

[one_frankel] 16/1/2024 14:26

Try Googles AI bot Paddy, far more intuitive than ChatGPT!

[john09] 16/1/2024 14:23

No US market today im hopeful this will kick on tomorrow

[john09] 16/1/2024 14:23

LinkedIn and Insta post my Matt

More hints in that video that its leaving the UK i would suggest

[havinthelasttoast] 16/1/2024 13:49

I know you have a great sense of humour Bob :)

In the whimsical world of stock market enthusiasts, Burnt Bob, Fried Francois, and Melted Midas embarked on a daring adventure. Fueled by a mix of caffeine, overconfidence, and a peculiar sense of camaraderie, they decided to bet their life savings on THG PLC.

With Burnt Bob as the slightly singed mastermind, Fried Francois as the eternal optimist, and Melted Midas as the friend with a name that promised wealth, they monitored the stock’s every move on ADVFN. Days turned into nights as they rode the roller coaster of THG PLC’s stock charts, celebrating highs with burnt marshmallows and fried chicken.

However, as markets often do, THG PLC took an unexpected nosedive, turning their financial dreams into a nightmare. Panic set in, and the trio’s attempts to recover only worsened their situation. Burnt Bob’s optimism wavered, Fried Francois faced the crispy reality, and Melted Midas watched his wealth melt away like a popsicle on a hot day.

Desperation led them to concoct bizarre market rituals and clutch onto lucky charms. Yet, THG PLC had other plans. The stock rebounded miraculously, briefly restoring hope. The trio toasted with burnt and fried delights, unaware that this was merely a cruel pause before the inevitable plunge.

In the end, the downward spiral continued, and their life savings evaporated like mist in the morning sun. Burnt Bob’s singed hair symbolized the smoldering remnants of their dreams. Fried Francois faced a financial fryer without a safety net, and Melted Midas witnessed his supposed wealth melt away.

Their attempts to salvage the situation only exacerbated their losses, and burnt marshmallows and fried chicken became bitter reminders of misplaced confidence. The trio, once united by dreams of turning the market into molten gold, faced the cold truth of financial ruin.

With accounts depleted and dreams shattered, they parted ways, the laughter that once echoed in their pursuit of wealth replaced by a somber silence. The burnt, fried, and melted remnants of their aspirations served as a cautionary tale in the unforgiving world of high-stakes investments.

And so, the ill-fated adventure of Burnt Bob, Fried Francois, and Melted Midas became a cautionary saga, a story whispered among investors as a reminder of the thin line between financial ambition and the merciless grasp of market forces.

[hooded claw] 16/1/2024 13:38

Fanny ... Whinge ...dribble ...gripe ....told you good mood wouldn't last long

[francoismyname] 16/1/2024 13:33

Notice the three musketeers working in tandem ( plus the multiple aliases)

Schools are off today so expected lots of childish nonsense off them all.

Must be a right pain seeing it up today.

Enjoy !!

[havinthelasttoast] 16/1/2024 13:27

Meet Fried Francois, or as his friends called him, “Fumble Fries Franny.” Franny had a knack for getting things hilariously wrong, from mispronouncing names to bungling bets in the stock market.

His nemesis, a wily trader named Toasty, seemed to have an uncanny ability to predict the market. Toasty’s accurate bets made him millions, while Franny’s portfolio resembled a comedy of errors.

Franny, convinced that Toasty had some insider trading trick up his sleeve, would fume with jealousy. “Toasty’s toying with tricks!” Franny grumbled, unaware that his own blunders were to blame for his financial misfortune.

One day, after another failed attempt at predicting stock movements, Franny sat dejected in his favorite fried chicken joint. Suddenly, it hit him – not a stock market revelation, but a realization about his own comical incompetence.

“The secret ingredient to Toasty’s success isn’t insider info, it’s a lack of Fumble Fries in his decisions,” Franny chuckled, realizing the humor in his missteps.

Determined to turn things around, Franny decided to embrace his quirky nature. He started making bets based on the most absurd criteria, like the weather or the color of his socks. Surprisingly, his unconventional approach began to pay off.

Toasty, baffled by Franny’s sudden success, approached him for advice. “What’s your secret, Fumble Fries?” he inquired.

Franny grinned and replied, “Embrace the chaos, my friend! Sometimes, being wrong is the key to being hilariously right.”

And so, the tale of Fried Francois took an unexpected turn, leaving everyone in the market scratching their heads – and perhaps, laughing all the way to the bank.

[havinthelasttoast] 16/1/2024 13:23

Poor fried Franny.

He hasn’t got basic Brain power, in one hand he says it’s a great update but he says must be insider trading as I said the update would be bad.

Make up your mind fried Franny. Surely I haven’t got a clue then if the update is so good ? Lol lol

Lovya x

[one_frankel] 16/1/2024 13:07

Dream on Francois, the sc_um US are not mu_gs unlike yourself thankfully!

[francoismyname] 16/1/2024 13:06

Yanks know a bargain when they see one.

No trading day yesterday in the states so they will be frothing to get in here at 2.30pm uk time.

Expect an uptick soon.


Could be the first 10p plus day in a long while.

[one_frankel] 16/1/2024 13:05

The update is not great folks, its losing momentum on every single metric and today maybe a blip to tempt the mu_g punters in but the tripe will fall just as quickly, I assure you!

[francoismyname] 16/1/2024 13:01

INSIDER DEALING IS A CRIMINAL OFFENCE.

[havinthelasttoast] 16/1/2024 12:23

That was a big 2.9m trade. Looks like a sell. Impossible to know but if the trade was today it’s a sell in my view.

No doubt the rampers would have jumped all over it if they thought was a buy lol

Somebody had enough. The window guy ? That’s what stopped the rise in its tracks.

[hades1] 16/1/2024 11:45

From Sept 23 - constant currency revenue growth rates, adjusted for additional discontinued categories

"Seeing the benefit of decisive management actions to prioritise profitable sales, and expect continuing revenue performance for the full year of 0% to -5%."

No beat but within band