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[jenniferzz] 16/9/2022 13:17

I've just invented a new flavour crisp If it's successful I'll make a packet

[jenniferzz] 21/9/2021 08:25

1/ Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won't expect it back.

2/
Did you hear about the man who was accidentally buried alive? It was a grave mistake.

[jenniferzz] 17/9/2018 12:11

There is a new origami porn channel...
... but it is paper view only

[jenniferzz] 14/9/2018 11:33

Basic Flying Rules: "Try to stay in the middle of the air. Do not go near the edges of it. The edges of the air can be recognized by the appearance of ground, buildings, sea, trees and interstellar space. It is much more difficult to fly there."

[jenniferzz] 13/9/2018 18:06

Mankind has a perfect record in aviation; we never left one up there.

[jenniferzz] 12/9/2018 15:56

Gunfights in the wild west could have been avoided if they had made the towns big enough for everyone.

[jenniferzz] 03/9/2018 20:45

Ordered 4 kindles from Amazon and they sent me a Two Ronnies dvd...

[jenniferzz] 16/8/2018 17:51

My budgie escaped from his cage this morning and shagged the dog.
If anyones interested i have some puppys going cheep.

I'm moving to Norfolk to open a bakery, I hear they're really into bread there.

[jenniferzz] 05/7/2018 17:50

I've just heard the official song for the England women's football world cup team.

Steam irons on a shirt.

Any T.V programme shown in Liverpool that depicts people working, carries the subtitle 'Please do not try this at home'.

[jenniferzz] 27/4/2018 06:03

A man called Simon goes on "Stars in Their Eyes" and Matthew Kelly notices he's in a wheelchair.

Matthew asks, "What happened?"

"I was in a car crash with my uncle. He died and I had to have my legs amputated. But they saved my uncle's legs and grafted them onto me. In six months' time I will be able to walk again"

"That's amazing!" says Matthew. "Who are you going to be for us tonight then?"

Simon and half uncle

[jenniferzz] 16/4/2018 11:17

Every day I walk down the street and tell passers-by what I have eaten, how I feel at the moment, what I have done the night before, what I will do later and with whom. I give them pictures of my family, my dead dog and of me gardening, taking things apart in the garage, or fixing things, watering the lawn, standing in front of landmarks, driving around town, having lunch and doing what anybody and everybody does every day.
I also listen to their conversations, then give them the "THUMBS UP" and tell them I like them...

...and it works!

I already have four people following me:

Two police officers, a private investigator and a psychiatrist

[p@] 30/3/2018 07:14

FROM SQN results-

Modular Building
The Group provided financing in the amount of GBP10.2 million secured by mobile, modular buildings used in the hospitality industry to serve as hotel rooms at different events throughout Europe. The investment was made in coordination with the operator's plan to transition its business toward semi-permanent arrangements like remote worker accommodations and away from short-term rentals. The transition was intended to be completed over a period of two years. Management was changed in April of 2016 and entered into only one new profitable contract for worker accommodation in October 2017. Given the slow deployment, a rescheduling of the Group's debt could not be agreed and Snoozebox entered administration in November 2017. The Group has signed conditional agreements transferring the ownership of Snoozebox, by effecting its purchase from the administration and onward sale to a new owner which is part of a well-capitalised group experienced in wider modular accommodation and in the oil and gas industries. Snoozebox, under its new ownership, will then enter into a new operating lease with the Group.

The terms of the new Snoozebox lease will reflect an operating lease, extending the term to 10 years with part fixed and part variable rentals. The new lease will result in full amortisation of capital and payment of interest to the Group.

The transaction is conditional upon Snoozebox emerging from administration and creditors voting for a company voluntary arrangement.

[jenniferzz] 13/3/2018 17:08

The Self-Deprecation Society is now accepting new members.

I've already put myself down.

[jenniferzz] 31/12/2017 20:37

I entered what I ate over the past few day into my new fitness app and it just sent an ambulance to my house.