Kier Share Discussion Threads

[johnbuythedips] 19/2/2021 17:55

Enjoy your weekend all.
Unless of course you are the troll who claimed we would never trade 80p again.
What an absolute loser!

[claymagnet] 19/2/2021 16:40

Happy Friday all

[stdyeddy] 19/2/2021 14:54

Oh wolly, what a roller-coaster of a day! Now it turns out that Boris has promised to give all of the vaccines that would've been used on our cats to Somalian pirates! I swear that when it comes to Boris, you really can't make it up. I have told your mum that my associates and I are scrambling to come up with another plan to get you vaccinated.

Our favourite option currently is to throw you overboard from a container ship off the coast of Somalia, where you can bob up and down on the waves like a tightly coiled pile of excrement, until you wash up on the Somalian shore.

There, the Somalian pirates will either take pity on you and vaccinate you on the spot so that they don't catch the vile plague from you after you've spent a week eating in the gutters of Mogadishu, or they will sell you on the international hairless cat market.

With any luck, you will end up on the lap of a Donald Pleasance type Bond-villain who will vaccinate you and give you worming tablets. That's how things stand currently. I will keep you up-to-date with developments, but in the meantime, I suggest you practice meowing and the breast-stroke. Also, if any part of your imaginary Kier short remains, you should exit now because it looks as though we are about to crack 80p.

[stdyeddy] 19/2/2021 13:46

Oh my, wolly!! My phone is red-hot today! Your mum has just called to say that you've been crying in your room all morning because I said you were lower than all the rats throughout our green and pleasant land. Though it was hard to make her out through all the slurring (it's well after midday, she pointed out) I reckon she was livid. She said that you were refusing to come out and do your chimney work and that if she has to put her brushes away, there'll be no bread and dripping for your tea.

This came as a big surprise to me because you've been boasting to all of us here that you're a garage door mechanic! When I said this to your mum, she burst out with a raucous phlegmy laugh, and said that you wouldn't know a garage door if it smacked you in your pointy little face!

Anyway, I explained that it wasn't me, but the infernal-though-caring NHS which has labelled you as less important than a common rodent. Your mum has insisted that I do something, so I promised her that I will speak to my senior NHS contacts and see if a special exemption can be applied to you, as a troll, to have you put in the same vaccination category as the cats (even your mum agreed that you are definitely no better than a dog).

Now, before we get ahead of ourselves, I am not promising that you'll get jabbed ahead of ALL the cats. I'm proposing that you are slotted in somewhere after the Persian Blues but possibly -- and only possibly -- ahead of the hairless cats. I'm sure you can see the logic here because your Gollum-like appearance does align you with the hairless cats; you fit right in there. I can imagine that some of the prettier NHS nurses might even think you ARE a hairless cat.

That's as much as I can promise for now, so please stop crying.

[sparty1] 19/2/2021 13:36

78p! welcome back ..however short lived..

[sparty1] 19/2/2021 13:35

Nah ,lived through that. too much new romanticism.. :)

[claymagnet] 19/2/2021 13:32

Ready for the 80s...

[stdyeddy] 19/2/2021 13:26

spartz, it's not 'learning difficulties' with wolly; it's 'learning impossibilities'. He is a lost cause.

[sparty1] 19/2/2021 13:01

Fake news yeddy..My understanding is people with "learning difficulties" have been made a priority.
Please keep it accurate and relevant .... oh and mention sheep.

[stdyeddy] 19/2/2021 12:44

Oh wolly -- truly dreadful news!! My NHS contacts have just called to say that they've bumped you down even further, on account of your unmistakable troll characteristics, and that you'll now get a jab after all of the rats have been vaccinated. Personally, I'm a little shocked by this, but apparently your value to society has been judged by better people than me.

[sparty1] 19/2/2021 12:41

hxxps://www.rightmove.co.uk/news/articles/property-news/rightmove-house-price-index-february-2021?utm_source=uknewsletter&utm_medium=email&utm_campaign=newsletterfebruary321&utm_content=febhpi

Property pick up (I predicted last Feb) is not dependent on Stamp Duty holiday.
People want change.Want out,reappraising their values as well. Just what I did many years ago when moving to the South West years ago. Furk the rat race, live simply.

My apologies for no reference to sheep in this post..

[stdyeddy] 19/2/2021 12:36

wolly, have you been vaccinated yet? My guess is that in terms of saving lives, you might be in the priority group that comes after dogs and cats. Is that what's making you so resentful?

[sparty1] 19/2/2021 12:27

Reckon our shorty friend should join the NSPS..Certainly guilty of
Wooly thinking..
Baaaa lives matter.. well at least until they end up in my mint marinade anyway.

[stdyeddy] 19/2/2021 12:09

Wallz, she has said that IF you can have a bath, put on clean clothes and behave in a civil fashion, she might be able to do a little pro bono work with you (since you will be flat broke) but I've already pointed out to her that it's very unlikely you could meet any of those conditions.🤣😂🤣😂

[sparty1] 19/2/2021 12:02

Driving while throwing money out the window is never as entertaining as doing a headstand in the shower while tearing up $50notes..Reminds me of my last motorboat.
Never sank though. Neither will kier.

[sparty1] 19/2/2021 11:59

I`m a member of the NSPS.National society for the protection of sheep.
Sheep have rights too..

[stdyeddy] 19/2/2021 11:57

wolly, I think you'll find that there are a great many posters sitting quietly on the sidelines for now. However, it is also possible that there are fewer people posting on advfn nowadays because the posting community has fragmented across all of the other social media platforms.

[wallywoo] 19/2/2021 11:52

Stdy, business fundamentals?? Please enlighten me, I know Kier have done their usual thing of talking up a trading update, but they have done that for 3 years. All business fundamentals are very poor with currently no signs of reversal.


When the results come out, net assets will be further into the red, and net debt will be higher. You will all be shocked but the clues are all there and the track record speaks for itself.


Last time I was here with Carillion and Interserve there were 20x the number of idiot posters who thought they had bgt a bargain. Many have learnt their lesson, but there are always punter's with lessons to learn along alternative agenda posters who are desperately trying to keep investor confidence high so kier can raise more equity!!

[stdyeddy] 19/2/2021 11:33

wolly, you are seriously wasting your time here. Exit your imaginary short and go elsewhere. Look at the chart; consecutive higher lows. We are going to chew through 80p sooner or later and then jump to 90p+ quickly. The business fundamentals are in place; UK's largest construction firm about to benefit from massive infrastructure spending driven by HM Govt. Read the recent RNS; 'materially better than the corresponding period last year'. Cost-cutting is now paying off.

Admit it; you've finally got this completely wrong.

[wallywoo] 19/2/2021 11:27

Yes shorting a company with ( -£480m) of net assets and going down every period, that is valued at £130m.


What a silly thing to do!!


Perhaps Johnbuythelosers, you would be better off throwing money out of the car window as you drive along? Though we both know you are not really buying this rubbish. Or perhaps paying for a new property with £480k of negative equity (and hidden away subsidence) and paying £130k?

[johnbuythedips] 19/2/2021 11:19

SP looks well supported this morning. Further gains going into the weekend IMO.
DYOR
To think anybody would short this at 50p and brag about it! - selling into the biggest ever INFRA spend in the history of the United Kingdom.
LOL

[sparty1] 19/2/2021 10:42

"Kier has been the biggest contractor by spend for the Ministry of Justice (MoJ) in the last two calendar years, Construction News can reveal. CN obtained the spending data on the MoJ’s spending with building contractors under the Freedom of Information Act. "

From construction news..

[sparty1] 19/2/2021 10:20

Children aged three to seven will return to classrooms in Wales from Monday
Mark Drakeford confirmed all primary and exam age pupils to return March 15

"He will announce no changes to stay-at-home order in lockdown update today"
So Welsh lockdown continues..

Thousands of Welsh Sheep can relax for another few weeks..