Huntingdon Life Share Discussion Threads

[smacking rabbits] 06/9/2020 12:01

In actual fact Stav, we haven't got anyone worthy to compete, so it looks like it's back to the nukes for us.



Rabbit.

[jack jebb] 06/9/2020 11:04

I dunno mate, Ivan Drago was pretty hard. Konishiki, the giant sumo wrestler, wasnt easy to push around.

Who would fight for us? Julian Clary would scare them in the ring I guess.

[jack jebb] 01/9/2020 21:44

Im no expert, but she doesnt have the hallmarks of a virgin. She could be a little dyslexic, and meant to call herself an extremely keen nymphomaniac?

[jack jebb] 31/8/2020 04:19

I don't think I'll ever look 'down there' in the same way again!

[smacking rabbits] 29/8/2020 20:23

Stav, try having a look around their southern regions for any stitches.

I dunno about you, but I couldn't tell you what's been stitched and what hasn't, it's a bloody mess down there. Like a cornish pasty the cat's been at.


Scuba, I was telling someone a few days ago about Barcelona, the taxi driver, the police and then the doormen asking if we were 'mafia'. How bloody embarrassing.

It's quite a tough one to tell someone about it without them actually being there.

I started to tell them about the Russia trip, but that's another story.



Rabbit.

[jack jebb] 28/8/2020 09:25

I know what you mean. I think the scar on fake boobs is always underneath them, and they just don't move in rhythm like they should. Theyre good to look at when walking towards you though.

[smacking rabbits] 27/8/2020 19:54

I do love nice Boobs Jack. If I had a pair of nice ones, I'd never leave the house.


In my opinion, there are big breasts, small breasts, and/or there are nice breasts.

I think of the nipple as a bottle of Robinson's orange juice (concentrate).

You can add water and make it more, but you lose the real focus on the nipple, as it's diluted all over the breasts.

With that said, I don't like fake boobs. I find myself sucking them while looking for the surgeon's knife marks.


I might have a little willy, but it's all mine.


Rabbit.

[jack jebb] 24/8/2020 08:26

No, I think you're the real Rabbit. You love a pair of brackets.

[smacking rabbits] 16/8/2020 15:17

My new name's not ideal, but it begs the question...

Am I now beating Rabbits up, rather than making them smoke, or..am I now advocating injecting them with Smack?

Either way, it all needs doing under strict HTD guide lines, or white lines, which they prefer to doing smack.


Anway, that's my intro, so hands up who thinks I'm impersonating Rabbit. (Mark Hollick).

Rabbit.

[beeks of arabia] 15/8/2020 08:49

I've had to live with that question all my life.

I was only 19 though, and it did attract the hoochy so served it's purpose!

[jack jebb] 14/8/2020 23:31

Thats absolutely disgusting. Who in their right minds would buy a maroon car?

[beeks of arabia] 14/8/2020 21:49

I don't have too many stories, however I remember early 90's, putting my Cavalier SRi up for sale. Maroon, mint condition, it was a cracking car.

Guy came to look around it and sat in it with the engine running, playing with every switch. As it was Winter the windows steamed up, showing a set of perfectly formed bare footprints in the condensation in the rear window from the previous nights "conquest"!

Fortunately he didnt see it, or check for deposits on the back seat. He bought it though.

[beeks of arabia] 13/8/2020 21:10

"A fanny like Gandalfs sleeve" is a personal fave.

[bonio10000] 12/8/2020 18:48

Doesn't he have a grandchild?

Maybe she fancies a bit of granddad?

[jack jebb] 12/8/2020 15:20

Like waving a pin in the Albert Hall is an expression I like. I did go to the Albert Hall once, but without a pin.

So basically, Rabbit, you're a confirmed granny grabber?

[got robbed] 12/8/2020 12:16

I had to watch the tv vet James Herriot deliver a calf just to give me an idea on how to give the woman any sensation of being loved, or me even being there.

I ended up giving my best attempt at giving her pleasure,... all the way up to the tattoo on my shoulder.

Rabbit.