Gulf Keystone Petroleum Share Discussion Threads

[bigdog5] 04/8/2019 23:50

"Or maybe with his total lack of experience and qualifications he thinks developing an oil field the size of Shaikan should just happen overnight and that everything should be "quick cheap and easy".

Overnight? 10 years on in fact. share price 2p.

But you shortly after the great shareholder wipeout of 2016 told all here that reaching 55k a day would be fast cheap and easy.

I seem to recall me saying it wouldn't be.

Three years on and 2 workovers and one new well being drilled. Oh, and production has been down for that period. But that's because of all the problems. Where's the PSC amendment? Wasn't there supposed to be a CPR with huge numbers? You chat total BS. Open your eyes to the facts.

[mcfly02] 04/8/2019 22:50

Thanks for that David/bmo 🤡

I'm sure Robert will be very pleased with you.

Have you paid him back that money you owe him ???

[beernut] 04/8/2019 22:17

KRG Delegation to Visit Baghdad Next Week

Basnews English 04/08/2019 - 13:39 Published in Kurdistan
KRG Delegation to Visit Baghdad Next Week

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ERBIL — A delegation from the Kurdistan Regional Government (KRG) is set to visit Baghdad for concrete talks with the federal government of Iraq, said KRG representative in Baghdad.

Faris Isa told BasNews on Sunday that the delegation is expected to arrive in Baghdad “in the next two days”.

He explained that the delegation consists of technical committees who are responsible to discuss the solutions to address the Erbil-Baghdad disputes pertaining to the contested territories, as well as gas and oil issues.

Isa noted that the new cabinet of the KRG under the leadership of Prime Minister Masrour Barzani is keen to explore the possibilities with Baghdad to find solutions to the prolonged disputes between the regional and the federal governments.

“Delaying a solution to the disputes serves no interests of Erbil and Baghdad. The situation has changed now,” the KRG envoy added.

[bmo1] 04/8/2019 21:46

CAN SOMEONE POINT ME TO HIS OIL&GAS QUALIFICATIONS ???If you knew anything about education you would know that it is only in recent years that you can get qualifications in oil and gas. I have worked in the oil and gas industry for over 40 years but have a degree in mechanical engineering. What I have is oil and gas experience. An open university degree is an excellent achievement and and is not a "postal course" but then again, someone who is completely uneducated would not know that. In addition, higher education is transferable across industry and science and mathematics are both relevant to the oil and gas industry.

[habshan] 04/8/2019 19:18

"Ten years on, 35k a day, (net 20k) shareholders wiped out, no new well for years, 3 licences gone, all the hyped plans have failed, all the predictions have had to alter."

You just don't inhabit the real world do you Bigdog.

Tell me.

In your world how do you develop an oilfield without money.

[habshan] 04/8/2019 19:00

Bigdog - "Almost 3 years of doing now't. ."

So there we are.

That's interesting Bigdog.

We can see that somebody who has NO experience or qualifications in the subject and who doesn't read RNSs or Presentations or listen to Webcasts has, like Oilman, come to the conclusion that the company has spent "Almost three years doing nowt".

It's hardly surprising that such a person doesn't know, and cannot see, that during that short time the company has amassed a war chest of some $300 million and then embarked on a project which by this time next year will see it producing 55kbpd and on it's way to 110kbpd with revenues of some half a billion a year.

A remarkable achievement.

Instesd he thinks that the company has achieved "nowt".

Or maybe with his total lack of experience and qualifications he thinks developing an oil field the size of Shaikan should just happen overnight and that everything should be "quick cheap and easy".

Either way, he sure as hell has no place on an oil company discussion board.

[bigdog5] 04/8/2019 18:48

Come on be fair mcfly, mention his successes at Hawk and all the other oily's he's pumped up that no longer exist, lol. There are many.

[bigdog5] 04/8/2019 18:44

"I understand that people like yourself and Bigdog, who have never worked a day in the industry"

Ten years on, 35k a day, (net 20k) shareholders wiped out, no new well for years, 3 licences gone, all the hyped plans have failed, all the predictions have had to alter.

Absolutely, those are the sort of experts shareholders need, lofl.

But as history has proved when it comes to diving into a cash filled trough we are talking world class innit:-)

[bigdog5] 04/8/2019 18:27

Yes leave it to the experts at the company eh, lol.

Almost 3 years of doing now't.

I wonder if they look in every day and have a chuckle at you suckers ?

[bigdog5] 04/8/2019 18:22

I think if you clueless fantasists were to be honest with yourselves you would agree that he's been correct about most over the years and more than anyone else. But that would really hurt given your ten year spat:-) Especially after losing all your contacts with the "pillow talk". Imo you were duped and used and now you spend your time trying to save face.

There are so many clues that the field has major issues as evidenced by zero progress but copious amounts of hyped plans that are regularly altered due to them failing.

Also what have the bullish sermons amounted to over the years. A wipe out and 2p.

There's the reality of this CON.

Btw, if the fake reverend is returning I think there should be a doctor at hand just in case. I'll phone Dr Beng to see if he can be on call.

[habshan] 04/8/2019 18:19

So, Oilman.

After all that, we've established that the sum of your revalatory information from within the MNR is that a zone within an oil field could "potentially" be lost to water.

I see.

I understand that people like yourself and Bigdog, who have never worked a day in the industry and who by your own admissions tell us that you have no qualifications might find such a statement to be newsworthy, but to those of us who aren't impressed by such statements of the bleedin obvious it's entirely uninteresting.

Clearly in your world people who develop oil fields don't think about water.

It's also clear that you don't read RNSs and Presentations or listen to Webcasts.

We know that GKP and IR monitor the boards and I imagine that when they look in in the morning they'll be having another good chuckle at your expense.

[mcfly02] 04/8/2019 18:13

Habscam,

Just for you 😃

Some interesting bits spun a little 😂


Robert Waterhouse
A long career in the civil service, public sector and private sector gives Robert unusually broad experience. He studied the History of Science under Professor John Marks and seeks to apply a historian's eye to business issues. Before moving into manufacturing industry at CEO level Robert had worked in telecommunications, been head of operational planning and performance appraisal at the British Post Office and the head of operational policy at Royal Mail. His experience of smaller businesses includes ladies fashion boutiques, mail order, high-performance cars and industrial property. Since 2001 he has focused upon the Oil and Gas sector including oil exploration using satellite technology. He speaks on investment and exploration issues at Finding Petroleum events. His priority today is upon what he sees as the key areas of business success: the selection, development and coaching of managers.

Could you possibly explain some of this pumped up rubbish for me ???

[chinese_takeaway] 04/8/2019 18:04

Pretty obvious stuff If shares are required now to satisfy options vesting, over 18 months prior to normal award terms, tech speculation no point. A sale only circumstances that triggers early vesting , so shortly all that matters is how much. If it isn't a done deal then HY results, the FDP /CPR and a 12p dividend thanks to GBP weakness. Little to fret about!https://twitter.com/GoodnightCharl1/status/1157302206665764864?s=19Forgot nestoframpers : sometime in August clearly looks the go for a sale, if disappointed then 12p is 5% yield for waiting 2-3 weeks, all good!

[habshan] 04/8/2019 17:43

Oilman - "That came from inside the MNR."

Bigdog - "mcfly was taking the pi$$ with the "massive fractures"

What you mean Bigdog is that it's not true and he made it up.

Again.

[bigdog5] 04/8/2019 17:16

Hey fake reverend remind us of your predictions just after the wipeout.

You know the ones about the easy and cheap and fast to get to 55k a day.

[bigdog5] 04/8/2019 17:15

No fake reverend you have that all wrong.

[bigdog5] 04/8/2019 17:14

mcfly was taking the pi$$ with the "massive fractures" you poor misleading moron. JG was talking out of his arce. Btw will you be retiring when the fake reverend shows up?

But mcfly is spot on the rest. Not that you clueless understand.

[habshan] 04/8/2019 16:45

Oilman.

Good of you to let us know that the MNR have confirmed that the fractures are "massive".

It must have really hurt to admit that John Gerstenlaur and Robert Waterhouse were right all along.

Well done.

[shortsqueezer] 04/8/2019 16:21

Confirmation from 'oilman' has no value whatsoever.