Gulf Keystone Petroleum Share Discussion Threads

[oil_investor] 09/10/2016 22:47

Oh dear.

cutthecagain is either desperate or has been fed a falsified Police report.

Serious stuff!

[lardner23] 09/10/2016 22:46

I said a couple of days ago the Crestal marketing blurb looked a bit old. Did they ever raise the £70/80m they were supposedly targeting two/three years ago? Did they even exist in any substantial way back then?

They and the MNR comment are a bit of a hoax/red herring, imo.

And if Ashti goes, I wouldn't get too gleeful; he will be replaced by a younger pliable clone. Ashti's rather old (b. 1948, I believe), which is beyond bus pass age, and has probably agreed with Massoud that it's time to sail into the west with his bank account numbers.

[oil_investor] 09/10/2016 22:45

BiggerThus: Transaction 2 fits Shaikan like a glove. The extra well, the expanded surface facilities, the $70m investment to move it forward..."advanced insights"...about what, exactly? The fracture porosity?

Before getting to grips with the details of all this, and getting feedback from someone who has met them, we could immediately spot that this was Excalibur all over again. No money...get someone else to put the money up...into a private company, the directors of which would get salaries and a big slice...well why would anyone go along with that? Why not invest directly in the asset?

Hours and hours were spent at the Pantomime discussing this very issue...it was obviously impossible to make it work. You have to have money to put in yourself. You can't say to someone "put in $150 million and we'll take salary from it, and when we flip the asset we'll take 50% of the gain" or whatever. On the one hand it seems hopelessly naive...but it wasn't seen that way by those behind it IMO.

btw I believe it dates to February/March 2016 from close reading of the details in it. So it preceded the Standstill Agreement.

[che sinonion] 09/10/2016 22:41

DS Chisholm has got you all bang to rights. An open and shut case.

Bish, bosh, dosh. Job's a good 'un.

[jburgoyne] 09/10/2016 22:32

And most inprortantly,

Lets hope advfn will deploy their legal team to defend us in court for saying anything untoward on the bulletin boards that are monitored.

amen.

[cutthecagain] 09/10/2016 22:31

C. Findings and Conclusions

"Mr Waterhouse and [redacted] have been advised re: future behaviour as if Police are drawn in to any subsequent argument in relation to inappropriate postings of E Mails on to the forum page of ADVFN I will consider proceeding by means of 'wasting police time.' "

[sidesplitting] 09/10/2016 22:27

Bob Hope!

Lol!

[tess_tickle] 09/10/2016 22:21

HOPE IS ALL YOU HAVE LEFT, LTH's

[tess_tickle] 09/10/2016 22:17

Let's just hope that kandyman gets another job

[tess_tickle] 09/10/2016 22:15

Let's just hope that DNO ups their offer to 1.25p

[tess_tickle] 09/10/2016 22:13

Let's just hope that 23 billion shares are not created

[tess_tickle] 09/10/2016 22:10

Let's just hope the missing barrels return

[tess_tickle] 09/10/2016 22:09

Let's all bow down and pray to Aussie shwrami to deliver us from barrell poverty

[fake taxi] 09/10/2016 22:07

Lol, will it all end in a pursuit Jason Bourne style. A dramatic car chase followed by a shoot out and then an interrogation of the survivors. It's all very exciting. Now let's talk about the asset that no one wants, oh well. 521088 - 4GKPhero: what sort of people, being pursued by the Police, continue doing the very thing for which they are being pursued?

[tess_tickle] 09/10/2016 22:06

Let's just look at the picture of the Aussie Shwrami on the friends wall

[tess_tickle] 09/10/2016 22:04

Let's just repent for chasing the filthy lucre

[lifeson] 09/10/2016 22:03

Been feeling a bit run down with the man-flu this weekend but have just about got the strength left for one more HUGE BUY Tess!

[tess_tickle] 09/10/2016 22:02

Let's just pause and give thanks on this sabbath

[tess_tickle] 09/10/2016 22:00

Let's give hero time to get me a Babysham from the fridge

[tess_tickle] 09/10/2016 21:57

Let's talk about the talks

[tess_tickle] 09/10/2016 21:56

Let's talk about the biscuits

[gkphero] 09/10/2016 21:56

tess (Ben) will be on here until 6am, deramping a company that he holds no shares in.

It's a living I suppose.










A huge amount of 0.83p shares are coming to all longs..........soon.

[tess_tickle] 09/10/2016 21:54

Let's talk about the opportunity to swindle in the interim