Eight Peaks Share Discussion Threads

[currypasty] 25/2/2020 10:01

is this the right thread for sensible discussion on UKOG?

[amelia airhead] 24/2/2020 12:00

We lost our dad last week.
To be honest the family can't be bothered to look for him.

[chinese investor] 21/2/2020 08:34

Carry on lampost shagger

[chinese investor] 20/2/2020 07:35

Carry on war hero

[giant haystacks] 19/2/2020 17:08

True.
Got it from moi.

[bionicdog] 19/2/2020 16:52

Mad cow disease?

[chinese investor] 19/2/2020 16:26

Dave has been put in quarantine but........no one can remember where !

Result !

[professor cuntox] 14/2/2020 03:48

He's there

[maxk] 13/2/2020 20:16

It's a step up from a mobility scooter.


No problem parking tho, just flatten anything else in the car park.

[bionicdog] 13/2/2020 18:20

Fit for a war hero.

[maxk] 13/2/2020 18:15

Here you go. The perfect motor for visiting Sutton.

Cheep motoring: £20k ish

[bionicdog] 08/2/2020 18:39

That's what he sees in the mirror after a couple of bottles of finest claret (Asda smartprice claret).

[maxk] 08/2/2020 18:23

Has the Prof found the fountain of yoof?

[kemche] 08/2/2020 11:59

Honolulu's loss is our gain.

[chinese investor] 08/2/2020 09:33

When one of my shares dropped I threatened to kill a stranger.
It didn't help the share recover.
I immediately realised it was pointless !

Unlike our hero who did it several times a day for ten years !

[michaelsadvfn] 07/2/2020 08:51

Morning dave, how’s yer mum chum?

I note you’ve come over to the dark side davey, run out of funds after last year’s endeavours to get rich quick have we?

[bionicdog] 05/2/2020 08:56

SM22 , remember?

[maxk] 31/1/2020 15:56

Ramp-fest, suprised the Prof hasnt shown up

[soup de jour] 31/1/2020 12:48

The Dead Pickle Sketch

'She's not pinin'! 'She's passed on! This pickle is no more! She has ceased to be! 'She's expired and gone to meet 'her maker! 'She's a stiff! Bereft of life, 'she rests in peace! If you hadn't nailed 'her to the perch 'she'd be pushing up the daisies! 'Is metabolic processes are now 'istory! 'She's off the twig! 'She's kicked the bucket, 'she's shuffled off 'her mortal coil, run down the curtain and joined the bleedin' choir invisible!! THIS IS AN EX-PICKLE!!

[chinese investor] 31/1/2020 10:07

Probably true !
My brain got a birthday telegram from the Queen yesterday !

[maxk] 31/1/2020 10:03

We're all doomed..



The more you drink, the older your BRAIN: Vital organ shrinks quicker in those who drink every day, study shows

Researchers looked at brain scans of 11,600 Britons aged between 45 to 81

Every extra gram of alcohol per day added 0.02 years onto a person's brain age

Similar results were found for each additional pack of cigarettes smoked

An 'old' brain would show more signs of deterioration than what is normal



By VANESSA CHALMERS HEALTH REPORTER FOR MAILONLINE





PUBLISHED: 16:00, 30 January 2020 | UPDATED: 16:13, 30 January 2020