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[multibagger] 17/5/2016 19:25

It looks like Herald sold about 30m shares, if I read it correctly. Down from 375m to 345m ?

[scrutable] 15/5/2016 18:37

lynxboy. I dined out on that last night. It went hilariously. Thanks.

Three men are playing golf. The players ahead were proceeding far too slowly. A caddy sent ahead as messenger returned with. "The party up in front are all blind".

Said the golfing priest "I will pray for them", said the doctor priest" I will see whether surgery or medication would help", said the CEO "tell them to go home and come back and finish their game tonight."

[lynxboy] 13/5/2016 15:01

Lol glad to be of service I'll try to think of some more

[scrutable] 12/5/2016 23:35

thanks lynxboy. That's the shaggiest story I ever had the privilege of hearing. I laughed out loud, in my own company.. It was so funny I found myself incapable of re-telling it. I am pole axed and will sleep soundly now.

[lynxboy] 12/5/2016 21:40

A man got a job as a zookeeper, on his first day at the zoo he was walking past the aviary when he saw a beautiful finch. He reached into the cage and caught the bird to give it a stroke. Unfortunately he squeezed too hard and killed the bird. In a panic he threw the dead bird into the lions cage to get rid of the evidence. As he was walking away he accidentally knocked over the Bee hive exhibit. The hive crashed to the ground and the bees began to swarm out. In a panic he stomped all over the hive and killed the bees then threw the lot over the wall into the lions cage. As he walked past the Monkey cage he turned to see all the monkeys taking the Mickey out of him. He flew into a rage and entered the monkey cage and punched the first monkey he saw, killing him outright. In a panic now he also threw the monkey's body over into the lions cage.
The next day the zoo introduced a new lion to the lion enclosure. The lion walked up to the leader of the pack an old and wise lion and said "Hi mate, I'm new, just got here from Africa, what's this place like then?"
"It's all right here mate" said the old lion. "What's the food like then?" said the newcomer.
"Not too bad" said the old lion "Last night I had finch, chimps and mushy bees!"

[bilbosenior] 12/5/2016 14:38

Then there this one.....

A guy goes into a seafood restaurant and asks to see the dishes of the day. The waiter wheels over a trolley and the man examines the dishes.

"I'll have the little green squid with the hairy lip, please" says the man. "O.K." replies the waiter and calls out "Gervais!"

A little French chef appears with a large knife, the waiter instructs the chef to kill the little green squid with the hairy lip.

Gervais is just about to slice at the poor squid when he notices a tear running down its face. Gervais is touched, and admits that he hasn't the heart to kill the squid.

"Not to worry" says the waiter, and calls out "Hans" at which an enormous German bloke comes out of the kitchen. "Sir", says the waiter, "this is Hans, the dishwasher. Hans, kill that squid!"

The dishwasher wields a huge rolling pin and is just about to bludgeon the little green squid with the hairy lip when it cringes back and gives a little cry.

"I am sorry sir, I just cannot kill the squid" Hans admits, his lower lip trembling.

"Well sir," says the waiter, "it just goes to show.



That Hans that do dishes, can be soft as Gervais. With mild green, hairy lip squid!"

[bilbosenior] 12/5/2016 14:36

As I tucked my son into bed last night he said to me, "Daddy, can you read me a story?"

"I can't," I replied, "The dog ate all of your books."

"Just make something up and then I promise to go straight to sleep."

"I just did, good night son."

[spike_1] 12/5/2016 14:06

bill - LOL ;0)

[buoycat] 12/5/2016 14:05

Presumably your uncle had a head start? He may still come out the winner...

[bilbosenior] 12/5/2016 13:43

I remember one time my uncle asked me to spell "schadenfreude" and I couldn't. But he's dead now and I'm not, so I win.

[major courtenay] 12/5/2016 12:58

If there's any more insubordination in the ranks, I shall get out my swagger stick. And shake it in your general direction! (No double entendres!)

[bilbosenior] 12/5/2016 12:52

Demote him...!

[major courtenay] 12/5/2016 12:18

You cheeky scoundrel cpap! It's a serious question from a long term holder.

[cpap man] 12/5/2016 12:07

You're de-ramping Major!

[major courtenay] 12/5/2016 12:00

What do people think of the chances of a rights issue, or any form of fundraising at this stage? Whilst they are still early stage, it would end any concerns about the financial strength of the company. Thoughts...? MC

[hlp_4u] 12/5/2016 10:29

Late trades now coming through they suckered another 5 million first thing. Someone is trying to get a decent no of these.

[spike_1] 12/5/2016 10:12

hip - looks like you were right with your analysis (so far today).
Best wishes - Mike

[hlp_4u] 11/5/2016 16:06

Lot of 2.5 million plus delayed trades going through at days top prices...bodes well