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[ignoble] 22/2/2018 17:34

Mrs Ig's homemade chilli and rice
for supper
Ruddy good and can turn the heating off
now
Wowee

[ignoble] 22/2/2018 17:12

So far today
T.V.Licence going up
My mobile phone up 4%

Every ruddy thing is going up

Council Tax next no doubt

[ignoble] 22/2/2018 17:07

Any water left in the pond ?

[ignoble] 22/2/2018 16:47

Jolly Decent of you and most gratefull
If you put sugar beet in the dung spreader , what a mess.

Peppledashed the Farmhouse
Mr and Mrs FFP will be delighted with the new look.
Not sure how to get it off the windows
as yet !

[jonjonck] 22/2/2018 15:59

I know, if we throw a fire extinguisher in the works it will stop it...been proven on the combine years ago.

[ignoble] 22/2/2018 13:23

Oops !
3 tons of manure flew 200 feet out of
the dung spreading machine
Wowee. ..
Think we should have moved the Mercedes first.
The VW Caddy pick up bit needs shovelling out too.

You try and catch the ruddy donkeys ,
don't want to know about the ploughing lark ...not so easy this farming malarkey

[jonjonck] 22/2/2018 13:05

Not sure about heavy horses but there are a couple donkeys in the fields opposite the house, sorry I meant the temporary airport terminal. lol 2nd prize two weeks.

[ignoble] 22/2/2018 12:38

I've found the dung spreader ...

[ignoble] 22/2/2018 12:14

Ploughing sounds great fun ..does ffp have a Heavy Horse or two in a field somewhere
Maybe a steam plough for yourself ...an engine at either end and of we go

1st prize is a week in Porty with FFp , 2nd prize is two weeks

Easy Peasy , Lemon Squeezy

[jonjonck] 22/2/2018 11:43

Wish Gonzo would pop round, he usually has lots of good ideas to keep us entertained.

[jonjonck] 22/2/2018 11:42

Well that never lasted long - sucked up some mud and the pump is chocked solid. I shall just shove it back in the barn - FFP will be retired by the time it gets used again hopefully. Tried pushing the barn wall back into position, but the rood has now partially collapsed. Shall just have to tell FFP there was a hurricane while he was away.
So what are we going to play with now ig? Do you fancy trying to plough a field - maybe race each other and see who gets to the other end 1st.

[jonjonck] 22/2/2018 10:17

Maybe try the big watering hose and pump...see how far we can spray water from the pond.

[ignoble] 22/2/2018 09:39

Bonjour , as they say in Portugal
Send the sun south please
Dull and Dreary down here still when it warms up we can go and play
on the Farm again ...get some more toys out !

[jonjonck] 22/2/2018 08:42

Good Morning chaps.
A new day and we can now get our minds out of the gutter after last night.

Frosty this morning but sky is bright so should warm up later.

[jonjonck] 21/2/2018 22:30

FFP, having looked at some of the stored pics on your laptop - who is stormy daniels?

[jonjonck] 21/2/2018 22:23

must say, very tasteful FFP, very tasteful..I am of course referring to the pictures of what you can do with a banana - never knew you could do that with a banana.

[jonjonck] 21/2/2018 20:33

It really is not fair the way FFP leaves us to look after the farm when he goes to Porty - he can blame himself for not training us properly.

[jonjonck] 21/2/2018 20:32

SH!T! had it in reverse and its just knocked the side of the barn in -- hope there was nothing important inside.

[ignoble] 21/2/2018 20:20

Evening Chaps

[ignoble] 21/2/2018 20:20

Oops !
There is an old Massey behind the barn
That will do it ...

[jonjonck] 21/2/2018 20:10

How do you select 4 wheel drive in your Merc -- need to try and get it out of the river as drove in while racing around the field?