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[ignoble] 22/2/2018 20:43

Explaining the dung spreader ...
We'll, once upon a time

I'm working on it !

[ffp] 22/2/2018 20:31

284477 posts, we need to make progress

[ffp] 22/2/2018 20:02

Yea so explain the muck spreader

[ignoble] 22/2/2018 19:14

Looking at the forecast , doesn't look
like the temperatures show much improvement until the final weekend in March

[ignoble] 22/2/2018 19:03

I suppose that you are eating outside
in the warm evening air.

Wouldn't rush back , the forecast for next week is for an extreme cold spell.
The Beast for the East is back ...

[ignoble] 22/2/2018 19:01

JJ .... we are at the wrong farm !
Oh shoot

[ffp] 22/2/2018 18:32

Taggy tely carbonara tonights menu

[ffp] 22/2/2018 18:31

Evening all.

One or two things come to mind after your deliberations this afternoon.
How do you know that the Merc is in situ and we have not parked it at the areoporty place?
How do you know that there is 2 donks opposite the house?
How do you know that I have not got the Caddy parked in a warm air conditioned garage.
Not sure about the muck spreader as we do not own one. Necxt door have one, sounds like theft to me. I will alert the authorities.....

[ignoble] 22/2/2018 18:02

Mrs Ig is having a bath ...very odd
Perhaps she has a new man

[ignoble] 22/2/2018 18:01

That inflation number is rubbish
10 obscure items I believe

I suppose that unless our house is burgled or it burns down , doubt if we would claim.

Why do I always need a power nap after eating ...
Must be a blood sugar thing ...even lions nod off after eating.

[jonjonck] 22/2/2018 17:39

Plenty water in the pond as pump jammed up after just 15 seconds.

They say inflation is 3%, so how come everything I look at has gone up more than 3%.
Got a nice surprise with home insurance as renewal is down 4% then I read the rest....higher excess. When you reduce the excess the price is much higher.

[ignoble] 22/2/2018 17:34

Mrs Ig's homemade chilli and rice
for supper
Ruddy good and can turn the heating off
now
Wowee

[ignoble] 22/2/2018 17:12

So far today
T.V.Licence going up
My mobile phone up 4%

Every ruddy thing is going up

Council Tax next no doubt

[ignoble] 22/2/2018 17:07

Any water left in the pond ?

[ignoble] 22/2/2018 16:47

Jolly Decent of you and most gratefull
If you put sugar beet in the dung spreader , what a mess.

Peppledashed the Farmhouse
Mr and Mrs FFP will be delighted with the new look.
Not sure how to get it off the windows
as yet !

[jonjonck] 22/2/2018 15:59

I know, if we throw a fire extinguisher in the works it will stop it...been proven on the combine years ago.

[ignoble] 22/2/2018 13:23

Oops !
3 tons of manure flew 200 feet out of
the dung spreading machine
Wowee. ..
Think we should have moved the Mercedes first.
The VW Caddy pick up bit needs shovelling out too.

You try and catch the ruddy donkeys ,
don't want to know about the ploughing lark ...not so easy this farming malarkey

[jonjonck] 22/2/2018 13:05

Not sure about heavy horses but there are a couple donkeys in the fields opposite the house, sorry I meant the temporary airport terminal. lol 2nd prize two weeks.

[ignoble] 22/2/2018 12:38

I've found the dung spreader ...

[ignoble] 22/2/2018 12:14

Ploughing sounds great fun ..does ffp have a Heavy Horse or two in a field somewhere
Maybe a steam plough for yourself ...an engine at either end and of we go

1st prize is a week in Porty with FFp , 2nd prize is two weeks

Easy Peasy , Lemon Squeezy

[jonjonck] 22/2/2018 11:43

Wish Gonzo would pop round, he usually has lots of good ideas to keep us entertained.

[jonjonck] 22/2/2018 11:42

Well that never lasted long - sucked up some mud and the pump is chocked solid. I shall just shove it back in the barn - FFP will be retired by the time it gets used again hopefully. Tried pushing the barn wall back into position, but the rood has now partially collapsed. Shall just have to tell FFP there was a hurricane while he was away.
So what are we going to play with now ig? Do you fancy trying to plough a field - maybe race each other and see who gets to the other end 1st.

[jonjonck] 22/2/2018 10:17

Maybe try the big watering hose and pump...see how far we can spray water from the pond.

[ignoble] 22/2/2018 09:39

Bonjour , as they say in Portugal
Send the sun south please
Dull and Dreary down here still when it warms up we can go and play
on the Farm again ...get some more toys out !