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[jonjonck] 23/12/2017 14:09

lol bottom of above.

Got my new watch crystal as ordered 28.4mm diameter. Trouble is I actually needed 27.7mm. I measured it wrong, took me ages to measure in situ as well, but not to worry as I just filled the gap with special glue which is what many jewellers do anyway. Its very special exotic glue I used and not easy to find in Poundland but found in the end under DIY ...Instant glue, 4 bottles for guess how much...£1.
Next issue was sealing the bezel ring to watch case to make it water proof to 2 inches -- I know, my Silicon instant gasket for the car....worked a treat.

[ignoble] 23/12/2017 12:49

This car parking is becoming hilarious
Total chaos ..

[ignoble] 23/12/2017 12:43

So how does this work ?
Mrs Ig is buying the veg but we have to be back here at 5.30 to pick up the meat that is ordered.
I am sure it makes sense to her

Whoa , nice peroxide blonde parking the new Range Rover. ...
Nice bottom too
I like it here (for now)

[ignoble] 23/12/2017 12:39

Get the Motorhome logo'd up and become a travelling Dyson man.
Second thoughts .... ridiculous idea.

I am sitting in a Marks and Spencer Food Hall Car Park watching the cabaret of people trying to park
Great entertainment.
I have moved to the passenger seat to stop people beeping asking if I am going
No !

[jonjonck] 23/12/2017 12:14

So there you go, reduced FFP's £120 to £79 a year and £99 when the machine needs replacing. Way to go wot ho!

[gonzo123] 23/12/2017 12:12

Morning all, all day brekkie please and a drug dealers , slap it on Jak's tab.

[jonjonck] 23/12/2017 12:12

Actually, many of my customers ask me to repair their Dyson cleaners, but for many faults ( e.g burnt out motor) it is cheaper for them to use the Dyson repair service where they will repair and refurbish your machine for £99 replacing any worn or broken parts. (£79 if no motor required).
Filthy job and I usually find Dysons have hoses splitting or ready to split and so I have to then order more parts and bill soon goes way over £99.
So for me only worth me repairing if machine is in reasonable condition and only minor parts broken and do not require complete stripping down.
However the biggest fault I find is people do not replace or wash out the Hepa filters and if they do not then they very quickly lose their suck.

[ignoble] 23/12/2017 10:19

Just send them up to JJ ....save a fortune which will only help your Pensioner budget
He-He

[ignoble] 23/12/2017 10:17

Aye , they are great machines
Some years ago , we had one that was not at its best.
Phoned Dyson....service departent came out , sorted it out and fully serviced the machine replacing the odd part as necessary.
Think it cost £50 ..
Machine as good as new plus the guarantee was renewed
Brilliant.
Mrs Ig bought a different design this time around, Easier to use apparently but I think that she likes the new colour.

[ffp] 23/12/2017 10:00

ig we to have 3 Dyson thingy's, I pay "Vac Save" a tenner a month to service and maintain them. Already had a service new filters and 2 new batteries. Certainly seems to work for me.

[ignoble] 23/12/2017 09:59

Gawd , I seem to have eaten 7 mince pies yesterday.
No wonder the blood sugar feels a bit odd today.
When will I learn

Never

[ignoble] 23/12/2017 09:56

Mulled Whine anyone ?

[ignoble] 23/12/2017 09:55

Morning JJ

[ignoble] 23/12/2017 09:53

Just reading about the huge numbers of people sleeping rough .
Why can't churches open their doors and offer shelter.
Doesn't make sense that they don't.

[jonjonck] 23/12/2017 09:51

Good Morning all.

[ignoble] 23/12/2017 09:50

Wobbleswick? Is that a real place ?
Thought it may be a candle on a rickety table.

Chestnut Puree sounds good along with JJ's Bread Sauce.

Has anybody ever finished a glass of mulled wine ?
Whenever out for drinks , all you seem to notice are half drunk glasses of Mulled Wine.
We drink our wine chilled all year except for Christmas when we drink it hot.
Next time I go out for dinner I will ask for a bottle of fine dry white wine but please serve it hot.
Should get a reaction

[ffp] 23/12/2017 09:16

The Mac is off to Wobbleswick, not Southwold. I thought a day doing as one please, loading S Beet, not a bit of it, I have a list, Chestnut Puree being one, so I am thinking Tesco for breaky.. sound thought on my part.

[ffp] 23/12/2017 09:14

I thought you already had 3 ?

[ignoble] 23/12/2017 08:54

Shame really as my Dearly Beloved has a
new Dyson Vacuum Cleaner for Christmas
(That is what she asked for)

Hope she will be able to use it on Christmas Day.
Be a waste otherwise.

[ignoble] 23/12/2017 08:50

Alert the Media

Mrs Ig has a cold !
We will no doubt be off to the chemist to buy every alleged remedy known to man

Happy Christmas

[ignoble] 23/12/2017 08:32

And a good morning to you
Just woken up ....
Knackered

[ffp] 23/12/2017 08:17

Morning late night taxi drivers

[ignoble] 23/12/2017 01:51

Nice pic cycle

1.49 in the morning .. delightful phone
Call from son
Could you pick me up please !
Happy to do it to make sure he is home safe and sound
Not much traffic about but a surprising number of folk walking the streets
Christmas party types , I assume