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[michaelg1] 16/6/2023 13:42

BOL!

He denied the charges, claiming he would routinely ejaculate when going to the toilet due to a medical condition.

He claimed the fluid may have ended up in the drink as a result of him not washing his hands after going to the bathroom, the court was told.

[monte1] 16/6/2023 13:14

#1452

Noted James - we shall look forward to that.

Funchal?

[monte1] 16/6/2023 13:13

wt(absolute)f?

[emigna2020] 16/6/2023 13:12

English pronunciation is ruined by C4 chavs and imports.

Saying `thu` not `thee` in front of vowel (thu entry), leaving out articles ( went to ship), using ` so` to answer a question.

As for that woman on Gb News ffs `, listen to her mash ` no,so, go, flow,show and anything else with an O.
Her guests must have a built in translator in their ear phones -
``ya noee`.

As for chavs writing " teh", deliberately, well know you are watching the LCD of the population in action.

[james japp] 16/6/2023 13:10

We are off to Madeira later this year. I shall provide an update to the forum accordingly.

[dominiccummings] 16/6/2023 13:08

#1445 Can't you make your own bath of mud and cut out the middleman (especially if her mate is 'fit').

[james japp] 16/6/2023 12:55

1433

No chance monts. It’s unlucky she says.

Incidentally she was furious when I saw her on Wednesday that she didn’t pick up last Sunday. The response to my saying that you can’t win every week was “No, well actually you can” followed by a little titter.

[james japp] 16/6/2023 12:53

1444

Lol

[grahamite2] 16/6/2023 12:21

One of these electronic voice things I suppose. I watched a youtube yesterday where "debauchery" was twice pronounced "debowchery." I'm not going to lose sleep over the menace of AI while it remains this crude.

[grahamite2] 16/6/2023 12:18

#1444 LOL!

[jeffian] 16/6/2023 12:00

Oh aye. Mud wrestling?

[elpirata] 16/6/2023 11:49

#1444 LOL!

Ms Elps b'day fast approaching, Im thinking of sending her & a mate to the Helmsley Verbena 'spa experience' although I note the prices have gone up

Traditional Arabian Mud Ritual
The sensation of smooth warm mud selected for its mineral rich properties deeply absorbs into your skin. As the chamber begins to fill with steam your pores open, allowing the mud to naturally absorb and draw out impurities leaving your skin feeling smoother and nourished.

£160 for that one whereas a total mud experience can be had for free on a morning out with Mr R, hmmm

[jeffian] 16/6/2023 11:32

I'm pretty sure this is a #jeffianrepetition, but when my wife was reporting the sad demise of her sister to the Coroners Office over the phone during lockdown, they asked what her profession was and Mrs J replied "She sells wine". The death certificate was duly issued -

Profession: Wine Cellar

[jeffian] 16/6/2023 11:23

We 'liberated' quite a lot of aged bottles, many with damaged labels etc, and there are some very valuable ones there, but we decided it would be an appropriate 'homage' to her to divide them up among the family and drink them. Many from the 1980's including a lot from Tignanello/Antinori. Plenty spoiled, of course, but a surprising number still drinkable and, along with some clarets and Burgundies, a few crackers.

Bottoms up!

[grahamite2] 16/6/2023 10:51

I've just seen a 1915 Solera Verdelho for £457, and other things being equal I'd sell it rather than drink something that old, even though Madeira is known as a very long-lasting wine. Of course, other things are not equal when family's involved.

[emigna2020] 16/6/2023 10:42

A plethora of "the", well done lads the hypnotics is working.

Next move is to cure the mask obsession, might take some time though.

[jeffian] 16/6/2023 10:38

#1438,

I don't really know Madeira, gra, but I did liberate a bottle from the cellar of my sadly deceased sis-in-law who was a wine merchant, a Solvera dated 1914(!) though I believe it is blended rather than actually being all that vintage. I have yet to try it with my cornflakes.

[jeffian] 16/6/2023 10:30

Not being familiar with "Mossgeil milk", I am delighted to discover from a google search that it is actually milk. I had a horrible feeling it might be crushed soya or nuts or something that is not milk at all. I called into our local ethnic open-all-hours supermarket (which is actually very good) the other day for an emergency supply of double cream. Not being able to find any dairy products at all, I enquired and was directed to something called Dairylea, which was clearly labelled as some sort of vegetable-based substitute. There was no way I could persuade the retailer it was not actually cream and he looked at me as if I was some sort of nutter as I left his emporium empty-handed.

[grahamite2] 16/6/2023 10:28

Which Madeira do you recommend for breakfast, jeffian? Sercial, Verdelho, Malmsey, the other one which I can't remember?

[emigna2020] 16/6/2023 10:26

1433#

Crikey he spelled " THE", a break through, the medication is working.

[jeffian] 16/6/2023 10:23

#1426/1431,

No. It's missing the bottle of Madeira.

[jeffian] 16/6/2023 10:23

Mornin'all.

Your score: 5 / 7
'Not everyone is meant to make a difference'

7: "Playing super hero isn't a game. It's fate"

4-6: "Not everyone is meant to make a difference"

0-3: "If you expect disappointment, then you'll never get disappointed"

[dominiccummings] 16/6/2023 10:19

Your score: 5 / 7
'Not everyone is meant to make a difference'
7: "Playing super hero isn

Morning Patriots, and Emmy.