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[gettingrichslow] 16/2/2019 18:34

Meanwhile, that's amazing! I've also been developing a complex algorithm, too complex to detail here, to try and 'reverse engineer' from the bits of information found on this board, what the physical dimensions of Porky (aka Minerve) are. I've run the model and it has come up with the following:
5ft 7inches
18 stones
44 inch waist
The exact same set as Vanessa Feltz and Bernard Manning.

[meanwhile] 16/2/2019 17:49

brexit announces :-

"For the record I am 6’3”, 14 stones and have a 35” waist. Fact."

I have just employed a complex algorithm, too complex to detail here, and found this to be the perfect set of physical proportions in a human being. It has been the set found for a number of prestigious individuals, notably Roger Bannister, Tarzan and Sir Edmund Hillary.

brexit is in good company.

[brexitplus] 16/2/2019 15:01

Porky

Suggest you provide yours. I understand Neanderthal brains are in short supply and yours would fit the bill admirably.

You can do the DNA test at the same time😁㈳3;😁

[minerve] 16/2/2019 09:37

Can we have the weight of your brain please brexit? ROFLMAO!

I was hoping to take a cast of your skull before the original one becomes available. Some of my friends - who are scientists - are intrigued on how a perfect physical specimen could be equipped with not such a perfect cerebrum.

[brexitplus] 16/2/2019 08:17

Hi Yertiz

Good game at Kingsholm last night. I listened to the match. Sounds like Glos deserved their win. Ollie Thorley on fire. For someone so young he seems a pretty complete winger.

[gettingrichslow] 15/2/2019 18:45

"After I try to add balance to the investment consensus view"
Oh, was that the bit when he was wishing brain tumours on everyone??!
Go and have another Victoria Sponge porky!! 🍰🍰🍰
PS your comment about pools reveals even more about what you see as a key signal of wealth, Porky. They might not be very common where you live but it's seen as a bit cheesy around here! The sort of thing that someone who went to a poly might aspire to, nothing more.

[brexitplus] 15/2/2019 18:30

Getting. I thought we had both been filtered.😁😁😁8513;

Have a great weekend. I certainly will.

[minerve] 15/2/2019 18:25

It seems that both getting and brexit are venting their disappointments in losing money in Plus when I warned them about the investment. Melrose and BUR have been fairly static too - again after I try to add balance to the investment consensus view.

Carry on guys. You are just proving who the real idiots are here.

You'll never be able to afford your own pool, for sure.

[gettingrichslow] 15/2/2019 18:19

"I do my own gardening"!!
Oh wow!! Who's got the bigger breasts? You or Charlie Dimmock??
ROFLMAO!!😂😂😂8514;😂

[brexitplus] 15/2/2019 18:18

Getting, you are a very naughty boy. Please don’t desist.

[gettingrichslow] 15/2/2019 18:17

"In Florida I had my own pool".
Really???? Wow!! Did you fit in it??
ROFLMAO😂8514;😂ԅ14;😂

[brexitplus] 15/2/2019 18:16

I thought I’d been refiltered.

Pool in Florida. Oooooh!!

Do my own gardening. Oooooh!!

Getting

JRM is brilliant. Just as well he isn’t on the other side or we’d be mincemeat.

[gettingrichslow] 15/2/2019 18:15

Porky, pull the other one we all know you're fat and lollop around in a shell suit while your mum brings you cups of tea. 😂😂😂
Swimming!!! Can you imagine?? Is there any water left in the pool after you've jumped in??
ROFLMAO!!

[minerve] 15/2/2019 18:08

In a few weeks' time I am hoping that an ammendment will be put through that will kill any chance of a Hard-Brexit. If it goes through it will take the wind from the sails of the ignorant and we can maybe then move on to a Soft-Brexit solution that is a compromise that will have to be accepted by all.

Two-weeks guys. I can wait that long. ;)

[minerve] 15/2/2019 18:04

You are a sad old man brexit. Nobody cares how tall you are, how much you weigh and what your waste size is. This isn't weight watchers! LOL

By-the-way, let's stop the BS. I am no porky. I do my own gardening, forestry work and swim quite a bit. In Florida I had my own pool.

You come across as an old man trying to justify your existence in life. I do feel sorry for you.

I don't know why you are here. You should join some other club/site that will assist your self-esteem.

You are no match at investing vs Minerve and if I fancy a Victoria sponge I am going to eat it. LOL

[gettingrichslow] 15/2/2019 18:00

B+, any idea how Rachel Johnson doing that would stop Brexit? Did you see The Mogg last night winning over the Aylesbury QT audience within 25 minutes? He is so eloquent. Not long until Independence Day now. Can't wait.

[brexitplus] 15/2/2019 17:45

I see Boris’s sister, Rachel Johnson is threatening to bare her breasts to stop Brexit.

Remainers are definitely getting very desperate.

Let’s hope Porky doesn’t offer. The sight of a poor old fat bloke doing similar is actually quite frightening.

For the record I am 6’3”, 14 stones and have a 35” waist. Fact.

[brexitplus] 15/2/2019 17:40

Oh Meanwhile, not the best thing going. Just another great day in glorious Gloucestershire. And not even in the Cotswolds which at times are too crowded.

[meanwhile] 15/2/2019 17:31

If walking along the River Severn, Frampton on Severn, Fretherne, Arlingham, Framilode, Pub lunch, Beautiful weather was beyond doubt the best thing going,
the roads would be jammed getting there, there'd be wholesale drownings in the river and the pub would be sold out by 9am.

We can't all have the same idea of pleasure.

Now, come on now. Can't we all just get along?

[minerve] 15/2/2019 17:23

Brexit, if you filter a person you can select them from time-to-time and 'view posts'. I can't have you abusing my name without return can I. Sorry, you are still filtered.

How is you great PLUS going? Is it now a MINUS? ROFLMAO!

[brexitplus] 15/2/2019 17:21

I thought I had been filtered. Can’t keep away. He loves me really.😁8513;😁ԅ13;

Any news on the DNA test?

[brexitplus] 15/2/2019 17:13

MW. Of course, but who would actually WANT to when there are so many better things to do?