Gulf Keystone Petroleum Share Discussion Threads

[bigdog5] 05/10/2016 14:39

Oh dear, is the fake reverend suited to the church with all the blue sky sermons he posts? Are we wrong in expecting them to be honest?

Elo elo elo, what's all this then ere about all these cars he talks about owning because they sure aint going to fit on his drive. Especially when there's a little silver thingy in the way. Quite how he gets his ego in something that small, it would be filled to spill. Perhaps its a Tardis. She we be informed?

johny, not upset at all and looking forward to so many revelations that are just waiting in the wings for their command performance. So many reputations will be sacrificed on the alter of honesty imho. Only a mull?

[kiltless highlander] 05/10/2016 14:39

john,

s'hhhh keep it quiet, but we also carry nukes that would suit your oft repeated hope.

[gkphero] 05/10/2016 14:37

I would sink the KRG, tbh.

A right bunch of lamb shankers, imo.

[shaftdrive1] 05/10/2016 14:33

I buy both nb!

[gkphero] 05/10/2016 14:32

Red Sub, I dream of a Red Sub,
With a crew full of halfwits,
All posting on GKP............

[nicebut] 05/10/2016 14:30

I`ve got an oldish Marin bicycle- Bit rusty and the tyres are flat- otherwise nothing like it.

[shaftdrive1] 05/10/2016 14:27

John,we've been here longer than most,and aye,'know you' from 'New merc' take over party days!...still wouldn't trust you tho! 💔

[gkphero] 05/10/2016 14:22

You can trust me stu.

I speak the truth, unlike the Red Sub crew.

[shaftdrive1] 05/10/2016 14:20

Why is it when someone doesn't like the gkp shyte they are simultaneously (funny that) jumped on,and are told,yes,told they hold no stock and are basically bitter? Now, a Q or 9 I have is.
Do any posters on here believe other posters as...
A: reliable
B: honest
C: trustworthy
D: clinically brain dead
E: working for a higher power
F: working for a boiler room
G: Know what you/I hold?
H: Are good at alphabet lists?
Wouldn't trust anyone on advfn,tis full of fools,charlatans,liars and poo 🍩

[gkphero] 05/10/2016 14:18

Bigdog seems to be very upset.

He needs a bone.

[oil_investor] 05/10/2016 14:08

Oh dear.

I wonder if Bigdog5 is really suited to Oil and Gas investment?

The 2C Contigent figure has to be added to the 2P Reserves *as a bare minimum* because that's merely dependent upon funding.

So his argument is all over the place, I'm afraid.

[oil_investor] 05/10/2016 14:05

GKPhero: I had a Mercedes 230SL "Pagoda" (auto and pas) then a 230SLK which a friend of mine then had. My ultimate Merc is the mid-30s 500K "Special Roadster" (or possibly the 540K; Cabriolet "B" coachwork is kind of OK) but it's 2016 not 1966, they're old cars and not really suitable for road use any more. Not cheap either lol

[kiltless highlander] 05/10/2016 14:05

There she goes back down: 'Pop goes the weasel'.

The Weasel = a name for any of Team GKP

[bigdog5] 05/10/2016 14:01

Who will offer £5.75 BILLION for a company that only has Reserves of 370m barrels? A Govt (don't larf) that doesn't pay its way, makes the rules up as it goes and is rather adept at losing revenue, debt owed and not complying with PSC terms? And they get companies to pay millions when licences are handed back ignoring the fact that they owe the same oil companies £millions.

There's absolutely no sign of getting to 55k a day even if the mythical mega pipe gets constructed. No new well that was hinted at months ago. Then you have to consider why they need submersible pumps. There isn't a S6 problem again is there?Is there something wrong with the "world class asset"? Are they still pumping 40k a day? Are the company being honest with shareholders? Have they ever been?

So could there be a flaw in johny's view? This once great "oilman's dream" that was a cert for £10+ps is in real danger of getting "stolen" for a few pence and yet there are those here that still pump out what a great investment it is. Could they be making it up and misleading?

[oil_investor] 05/10/2016 14:01

GKPhero: my first motorbike wasn't shaft-drive, or even chain-drive. It was belt-drive. 1920 Sun Vitesse. Fabulous thing, I did a nut-and-bolt restoration on it when I was 13. It's still around, almost 100 years old now, still mint.

[gkphero] 05/10/2016 13:59

I also have a troll mask and a crate of bitter.

[joseki] 05/10/2016 13:59

Lol Georgian houses, overseas properties, Jaguar Jensen Maserati.. You missed your Ferrari purchase from that catalogue, like the rest of those assets lmao.

[gkphero] 05/10/2016 13:59

You missed out on the 0.83p offer stu.

Don't lie. ;D

[gkphero] 05/10/2016 13:58

I have a couple of Merc's.

Both make me look very rich.....lol. ;D