Gulf Keystone Petroleum Share Discussion Threads

[steephill cove] 30/3/2022 18:04

Hey, King of the Oil Sumps, yes of course you did 😭😭😭

[kurdman63] 30/3/2022 17:57

Poor little insignificant Habscam 😂😂😂

Never getting anything right.

Can only repeat out of date RNS’s.

Incapable of stopping the flow of information.

Has ZERO influence on this share or anyone involved 😂😂😂

Best he can do is spend all day voting up his own posts.

I told you we would get Stu out before the next AGM and Habscam couldn’t do anything to stop it 😂😂😂

Perhaps you need to vote your own posts up 50 times 😂😂😂

He better be taking Fred Flintstone with him !

Goatcam 🐐🎥®

[thebabe] 30/3/2022 17:45

HTTPS://twitter.com/GoodnightCharl1/status/1509209653384818690?t=-Dt7p-Sb4UTFrK37XWOnPg&s=19

[thebabe] 30/3/2022 17:04

PUTUP one of the paid bashers putting in a bravura performance on LSE LOLOLOLOL

[johnbuysghost] 30/3/2022 16:33

GKP.....The Most Undervalued Oil & Gas E&P On Earth.

[shortsqueezer] 30/3/2022 16:33

10th in the ADVFN leaderboard. Which is nice:-)

[thebabe] 30/3/2022 16:06

#GKPLook at div history last 10 months.Best yield on UK market bar NONE.Why no BUYBACKS?Because in T/O talks for mths + bid agreed(or otherwise hostile) they KNOW is comingCode allows providing NON abnormal dividends but NOT open mkt buybacks that would breach Takeover Code ?HTTPS://twitter.com/ChicagoJack5/status/1509134275014234118?t=vt5FAnmkb37f9tXSILGNLg&s=19

[not guilty] 30/3/2022 16:01

Gearing up to close on a high....

[habshan] 30/3/2022 15:32

"Rhetorical question: Why did John only last 1 year at Noreco...?"

Yes Broadford, I was doing some wondering as well.

I was wondering why GKP and MOL have submitted a FDP taking us to 95kbpd and have committed up to $925 million to develop a basket case where Bigdog tells us that all the wells have failed.

I was also wondering where GKP are getting the money from to pay $90 million in dividends.

And I was wondering why the market is so impressed with this morning's results that they've marked the share price up 12%.

What do you think.

[steephill cove] 30/3/2022 15:26

As I said earlier:-

Theres going to be a glut of PIs banging their 20K Stocks & Shares ISA allowance into GKP for 90M of easy dividend income & 20%+ return 👍💪

I can sense another Investors Chronicle GKP BUY recommendation shortly 😭

Funny that ones just been issued 👏👏👏

[ashkv] 30/3/2022 15:09

Brent: $113.50
SP: 250
Shares Outstanding: 212,869,955
Market Cap GBP: £532,174,888
GBPUSD: 1.31
Market Cap USD: $697,149,103
Bond USD: $100,000,000
Receivables USD: $21,900,000
Cash Balance (28 Mar 2022): $228,000,000
Net Cash-USD: $128,000,000
Guidance BPD (44k bopd -50k bopd): 47,000
Actual Avg YTD Production to 28 March 2022: 45,500
EV-USD: $569,149,103
EV/Barrel-USD at Guidance Mid-Point: $12,110
EV/Barrel-Including Receivables: $11,644
Dividend Yield (2021): 14.34%
Dividend Yield (2022 YTD-More to Come): 20.08%
Dividends (2021): $100,000,000
Dividends (2022-YTD): $140,000,000

[shortsqueezer] 30/3/2022 15:09

Held up really well today. Traders out, Investors getting in now. Expecting to see lots of buy recommendations following those superb results, crowned by a massive maiden profit.

[highlander7] 30/3/2022 14:52

Doggie on the sauce again by the sounds of it.

LOL

H7

[bigdog5] 30/3/2022 14:51

They obviously aren't in agreement with your fantasy Paulfraud.

Perhaps its because they need all the money they can get from the ludicrously high OP to try and make even a little bit of progress? All those divis they need to pay to try and keep the Insti's onboard before the OP falls to where it ought to be and they dump out?

[0ili0] 30/3/2022 14:51

Mr Market loving the update.
👰🍩 Hating it.

💰🐄

[bigdog5] 30/3/2022 14:47

According to you Paulfraud its been coming for eight years!!

Hey, did the CFO stay in China working for the purchaser or did he buy a new place with the options you said he wasn't going to be awarded, before he did get them:-)

[bigdog5] 30/3/2022 14:43

The original water well, S6 was supposed to be one of the best at that time but it had in fact found the boundary, was abandoned and then wasn't mentioned much.

But S12 is bang in the middle of the field and has found water in different zones.

One doesn't need to be "in the Industry" to know that aint good, innit:-)

25m-50m off the CPR?

[thebabe] 30/3/2022 14:36

#GKP? div history last 10 months.Best yield on UK market bar NONE.Why no BUYBACKS?Because in T/O talks for mths + bid agreed (or otherwise hostile) they KNOW is comingCode allows providing NON abnormal dividends but NOT open mkt buybacks that would breach Takeover Code ? HTTPS://t.co/GRIZLEwbVX

[thebabe] 30/3/2022 14:34

Takeover blindingly obvious and imminent.Just ask CJ :)

[thebabe] 30/3/2022 14:34

The headcases on fireBTWThe audio presentation here: