Gulf Keystone Petroleum Share Discussion Threads

[jozeki] 07/2/2017 19:59

oil_investor 7 Feb '17 - 08:12 - 533558 of 533661
Let's have a recap of a few items, which readily come to mind, of what has been concealed from the shareholders:

* the 2013 PESGB Presentation (note 1)
note 1: given limited release by GKP following pressure from shareholders but, despite the contents being approved by the KRG and MOL for presentation, still not on the GKP website
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Handed out during the Muppets Munch to a few of you, where within was this 'hidden CPR'? Lmao

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* the 2014 AAPG Shaikan Fracture Presentation (note 2)
note 2: subsequently published on the website following investigation by Jon Ferrier
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What was the officiating fracture porosity figure you claimed was in there? Lmao

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* the 2014 Akri-Bijeel production data -

Don't bother, there was hardly any

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* the 2013 Investor Day Webcast (note 3)
note 3: removed from and subsequently reinstated on the company website when Jon Ferrier was told that a copy existed. This is an RNS item
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Nothing informative. In fact it was embarrassing seeing Todd with a tie telling everyone this was their company. He still got booted.

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* the 2014 CPR Webcast (note 4)
note 4: removed from the company website with untruths being told by the company about its purported "permanent loss" even though it exists. This is an RNS item
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Probably taken down because the company's stretched excuses about their conflicting releases from earlier promises proved no longer defensible.. which you tried to pitch as reliable at the time - strings ;)

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* the 2014 CPR Webcast "follow-up" Gulf TV episode (note 5)
note 5: removed from the company website, a copy has very recently been found by shareholders to exist
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And what was rediscovered within its contents? Nothing, and certainly nothing supporting your puerile stories of 'super Shaikan'

[lardner23] 07/2/2017 19:52

Kerching straight off GKP's bottom line, nest.

joseki, it might be a mistake to assume that they haven't traded - what was it someone said earlier - ah yes - their moobs off this.

Although he was a bit of a pest, that 'dodge' character from 3i was right when he said 'trust no one'. There is absolutely no way long term holders, that haven't traded, can be so upbeat. Alternatively, they just love the story and don't really care about turning a profit. Year 8 - time is money.

[sidesplitting] 07/2/2017 19:51

Oil Slides After EIA Forecasts US Crude Output In 2018 Will Be The Highest Since 1970!


"Suggesting that the OPEC "production cut" gambit may soon backfire, on Tuesday the U.S. Energy Information Administration cut its 2017 world oil demand growth forecast by a fractional 10,000 barrels per day to 1.62 million bpd, and also cut its 2018 estimate by 50,000 bpd to 1.46 million bpd. At the same time, the EIA cut its U.S. crude output forecast for 2017 dractionally to 8.98mmbpd from it January 9 mmpd forecast, however it aggressively boosted its 2018 US output forecast to 9.53 mmbpd from 9.30 mmbpd.

If accurate, that would mark the highest US crude output since 1970, and indicate that US shale is indeed becoming a key global marginal oil producer."

[nestoframpers] 07/2/2017 19:46

gary kent ‏@garykent 29m29 minutes ago
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Chairing a Centre for Kurdish Progress meeting in the Commons with Kurdistani MP Farhad Sangawi.

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Progress ! really.

[jozeki] 07/2/2017 19:37

Lardner I reckon Pastor Muppet strung up his supposed chums nice and good. Roper owes so much of his life's changes to his pal. If Roper wasn't on a string what was he on?

Same for 'all out', 'wildridden', sarah gibbs 'actually a bloke', and ed 'packed it in'. They are the envy of the PI community for the millions they've raked in listening to Pastor Muppet instead of laughing at him ;)

You can bet I struck a chord on their strings alright.

[bigdog5] 07/2/2017 19:30

The BH's made a lot of money shorting GKP in addition to receiving interest at 13%. So selling out at 1.25p would represent a decent deal. The problem being no one wants their equity. Do you think its because of the MNR or the missing slides/barrels?

The BoD also keep their wallets shut, could that be because of their options?

[lardner23] 07/2/2017 19:29

Cue Roverite? We all have differing views on who is who's puppet on a string. Any comments, JF?

LMAO, cut (even if I'm off your Christmas card list)

[bigdog5] 07/2/2017 19:11

ohdearohdearohdear
7 Feb '17 - 14:28 - 533621 of 533656 1 3

"Fake Taxi 7 Feb '17 - 14:12 - 533617 of 533620 3 0

You should, £4+ to 1.30p, spelling doesn't really come into it, oh well :-)"


FT, you are confusing me with BigDog.

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So the lie is now 1.30p? LOFL.

Keep making it up morons. Still, I expect it keeps your minds off the no progress at GKP, no wells, mega pipes, spurs, blenders, payments, Birs, Oil Law, and the enviable dilution to come.

You don't think the share price is falling back to where the dilution will kick in do you? LOFL.

[cutthecagain] 07/2/2017 18:22

Bobobobobobob

Why is that every time you mention "puppets on a string" I see you as the tampon atop it all encompassed by a massive fanny?

Hello O_i

[bobobobobobob] 07/2/2017 18:04

Like a puppet on a striiiiiiiiinnnnnngg....

[nestoframpers] 07/2/2017 17:32

There are many ways to dishearten , quite a few of them are been carried out on here constant drip drip drip of BS / ridicule , nothing dents JBs though , true crusader spirit keep going JB nearly there considering what we have got through.

[ccr1958] 07/2/2017 17:17

No hero value will OUT !!

[tess_tickle] 07/2/2017 16:45

Time is your enemy.

Like Nost, cheaper to buy the repossessed assets back off the KRG

[gkphero] 07/2/2017 16:43

I though it was never, according to Fake.

So, the bondholder will hold GKP forever.

[tess_tickle] 07/2/2017 16:41

NO!

The bondholders want whatever they get offered.

But when will that be.

[gkphero] 07/2/2017 16:37

The bondholders obviously want more than $300 million.

[tess_tickle] 07/2/2017 16:34

DNO have no say as to how much bondholders want.

How's that for an analogy.

[tess_tickle] 07/2/2017 16:27

DNO's analogy !

Worth a meaningful discount to $300 million.

So sweat that one out.

[bobobobobobob] 07/2/2017 16:23

This is Tess's analogy......I offer to buy Buckingham Palace for a quid. It matters not a jot whether or not the queen accepts my offer. The very fact that I have offered a quid....means that Buckingham Palace is worth a quid.Oh dear.