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| Share Name | Share Symbol | Market | Type | Share ISIN | Share Description |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Gcp Sovereign | LSE:GULF | London | Ordinary Share | JE00BFPMFG60 | ORD NPV |
| Price Change | % Change | Share Price | Bid Price | Offer Price | High Price | Low Price | Open Price | Shares Traded | Last Trade | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 0.00 | 0.00% | 0.97 | - | 0.00 | 01:00:00 |
| Industry Sector | Turnover | Profit | EPS - Basic | PE Ratio | Market Cap |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 0 | 0 | N/A | 0 |
| Date | Subject | Author | Discuss |
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| 19/3/2003 14:26 | TRADITIONAL CAPITALISM: > > > >You have two cows. > >You sell one and buy a bull. > >Your herd multiplies, and the economy grows. > >You sell them and retire on the income. > > > >ENRON VENTURE CAPITALISM: > >You have two cows. You sell three of them to your publicly listed > >company, using letters of credit opened by your brother-in-law at the > >bank, then execute a debt/equity swap with an associated general offer > >so that you get all four cows back, with a tax exemption for five cows. > >The milk rights of the six cows are transferred via an intermediary to > >a Cayman Island company secretly owned by the majority shareholder who > >sells the rights to all seven cows back to your listed company. The > >annual report says the company owns eight cows, with an option on one > >more. Sell one cow to buy a new president of the United States, leaving > >you with nine cows. No balance sheet provided with the release. > >The public buys your bull. > > > >AN AMERICAN CORPORATION > >You have two cows. You sell one, and force the other to produce the > >milk of four cows. You are surprised when the cow drops dead. > > > >A FRENCH CORPORATION > >You have two cows. You go on strike because you want three cows. > > > >A JAPANESE CORPORATION > >You have two cows. You redesign them so they are one-tenth the size of > >an ordinary cow and produce twenty times the milk. > >You then create clever cow cartoon images called Cowkimon and market them > >World-Wide. > > > >A GERMAN CORPORATION > >You have two cows. You reengineer them so they live > >for 100 years, eat once a month, and milk themselves. > > > >A BRITISH CORPORATION > >You have two cows. Both are mad. > > > >AN ITALIAN CORPORATION > >You have two cows, but you don't know where they > >are. You break for lunch. > > > >A RUSSIAN CORPORATION > >You have two cows. You count them and learn you have > >five cows. You count them again and learn you have 42 cows. You > >count them again and learn you have 12 cows. You stop counting cows and > >open another bottle of vodka. > > > >A SWISS CORPORATION > >You have 5000 cows, none of which belong to you. You > >charge others for storing them. > > > >A HINDU CORPORATION > >You have two cows. You worship them. > > > >A CHINESE CORPORATION > >You have two cows. You have 300 people milking them. > >You claim full employment, high bovine productivity, and arrest the > >newsman who reported the numbers. > > > >A WELSH CORPORATION > >You have two cows. That one on the left is kinda > >cute | bankside investments | |
| 19/3/2003 10:43 | MYE MYE MYE ! | boobly | |
| 19/3/2003 10:26 | Me thinks, its about time, the B52's started launching the "daisy cutters" on Sad-man's palaces. Anybody disagree ???? | ukneonboy | |
| 19/3/2003 10:05 | Sad lad platoon - please march. Still behind your screens then ? | richyggg | |
| 19/3/2003 08:47 | AAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYY | boobly | |
| 19/3/2003 08:32 | AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATTA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATTA the sand storm | pizzaman | |
| 19/3/2003 08:31 | They can't Pizza there's a sand storm. | abix47 | |
| 19/3/2003 08:29 | AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATTA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATTA | pizzaman | |
| 19/3/2003 08:28 | Rabbit I have instructed Pizza to "dispose" of Maestro . I hope that helps . LOL ! Regards Stormin Norman | clerman | |
| 19/3/2003 08:25 | What's the strategy then you two? The old 'get in and kill them to death, then leave tactic' can be quite effective. Good luck guys. Rabbit, with his hat off. | bare rabbit | |
| 19/3/2003 07:07 | AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATTA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATTA | pizzaman | |
| 19/3/2003 07:05 | can we go to war Mr.Bush can we! can we! can we! can we! can we! can we! can we! can we! can we! can we! can we! can we! can we! can we! can we! can we! can we! can we! can we! can we! can we! can we! can we! Pleeeeeeeeeaaaase! | bankside investments | |
| 18/3/2003 21:38 | HYE Pizza........ There`s a FLYE in my AYE ! | boobly | |
| 18/3/2003 21:24 | WYE AYE MAN ! | boobly | |
| 18/3/2003 20:02 | NOT YET FOR THE LAST TIME....YOU'LL BOTH JUST HAVE TO WAIT A BIT LONGER ! O.K. PIZZAMAN ? CLERMAN ? | bankside investments | |
| 18/3/2003 20:00 | can we go to war Mr.Bush can we! can we! can we! can we! can we! can we! can we! can we! can we! can we! can we! can we! can we! can we! can we! can we! can we! can we! can we! can we! can we! can we! can we! Pleeeeeeeeeaaaase! | bankside investments |
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