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[ignoble] 06/10/2017 17:00

Afraid so
You should be a farmer and have lots of tax deductible expenses
He-He

[jonjonck] 06/10/2017 16:55

Drat, is this what I am doing wrong....earning money?

[ignoble] 06/10/2017 14:54

Sussed it today
Outside with a broom sweeping leaves
Looked jolly busy (doing nothing)

Pulled the odd weed out too

Mrs Ig had this thing about paying tax
Be grateful,my Dear quoth I
If you are paying tax it means you are earning money

[jonjonck] 06/10/2017 13:07

As I am so busy, should I start my tax return online? Think I have now collected all the numbers I need although still need to work out some of my expenses or should this read fiddle some of my expenses.
People who have wives who do their books are so luckeeeeeee.

[jonjonck] 06/10/2017 10:35

Good Morning.
Yet another busy day for me pretending to be busy.

[ignoble] 05/10/2017 23:13

Sounds good .. you will eat well

Play golf sometimes at Arkley Golf Course which is where Graham Hill and 5 others had the air crash that killed them all.
Clipped the top of some oaks and then lost his starboard wing further down the fairway before hitting a tree head on.
The plane exploded and all lives were lost instantly. It was a terrible scene by all accounts.

[ffp] 05/10/2017 22:43

On the subject of Carrow road, in Motor Sport this month is an an evening meal with Damon Hill, menu supplied by Delia Smith...The Mac has said that she will buy me a ticket for my birthday... not one of my mates are interested... Me.... Billy no mates.....

[ignoble] 05/10/2017 22:23

Good luck with at one !

[ffp] 05/10/2017 22:17

As you know I made Mrs FFP redundant from doing the farm books 6 weeks or so ago, this month will be her first at reduced wages... guess what the suggestion of a joint account is suggested.... I will leave you to guess or in fact suggest ideas for my reply....

[ffp] 05/10/2017 22:14

You love her really....or not.

[ignoble] 05/10/2017 22:00

Upon reflection , the Lego trap is not such a good idea ....
Must get organised so that I can park my Mobile Home in a quiet corner on Ffp's farm.
Wonder if Mrs Ig will notice that I have gone .
(She will when she realises the Joint Account is empty )
Lol

[ignoble] 05/10/2017 21:46

You are meant to be retiring !!!
The office is no longer the office but
the Hobby Room
Watching Kylie is ,of course,classified as a hobby.

[ignoble] 05/10/2017 21:43

Life is not so good now !

[ffp] 05/10/2017 21:31

ig, I think you should re think your strategy... not a good idea.

[ignoble] 05/10/2017 21:23

Tomorrow , I will be leaving Lego traps
for Mrs Ig ....

[ignoble] 05/10/2017 21:22

May we safely assume that you have
been busy today
One gets that impression

Must admit that I too pretend to be busy to keep Her Ladyship off my back
My ruse for today was that I was trying to find a Bonfire Night that might like to remove a load of wood from our garden
They might like to take it away for free

I did manage to dispose of an old ironing board that was "stored" in the shed.
Silly Pub left a skip in their car park
Job Done

[jonjonck] 05/10/2017 20:36

..until she steps on a lego brick in socking soles -- you will then know about it.

I have been busy being busy. Well being busy keeps one busy. So I pretend to be busy and end up actually being busy. It is a bit like being happy when you are miserable...pretend to be happy and very soon you are happy.
I pretended to be busy this morning so Mrs J would not start annoying me to do things and very soon I was genuinely busy pretending to be busy. And now I am busy posting this blurb about being busy.
Now I must dash and go and get on as I am very busy just now.

[ignoble] 05/10/2017 19:00

Now there is a thought
Potters Wheel in the shed. ...

I could make things and sell them
If Wedgwood can do it ...how hard can it be ?
I can hear it now as I present Mrs Ig with a vase .... no comment about the vase but being reminded to make sure that I have cleaned and tidied up

Sod it , Lego wins !

[ffp] 05/10/2017 18:46

Build one out of Lego..
Evening good folk..

ig do you have a wheel for that pottering?

[ignoble] 05/10/2017 18:07

For involved please read interfere

[ignoble] 05/10/2017 18:06

I think I may join the Jigsaw Club now the nights are drawing in

Rather fancy a 1000 piece puzzle of a Battleship or such like.
No doubt Mrs Ig would become involved
Lol