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[rabbit16] 16/5/2006 23:51

On my life, on my life I just had a chat live on the radio on a show called 'late night love'.


the D.J's a sarcastic f8cker, but most of the people that phone in are too stupid to realise he's a p1sstaker, so I emailed him giving my phone number.


I phoned Debbie to tell her to turn her radio on, and f8cking b8gger me the radio station phoned me up and put me on the air!

I swear to you, on my life, I've just been on the radio explaining that I'm 32 and I've slept with over 150 women, yet the girl I'm seeing won't sleep with me unless I marry her.


I told him that I wasn't prepared to risk it, as she might be terrible in bed, and a divorce would be too costly.

I explained that she has blond hair and big breasts and that's how I like them, but told him, on air that she's not too bright.

He suggested that I shouldn't marry her, but then I reacted saying how would I get to sleep with her without marriage? and told him I might go through with it just too see her with nothing on.


Stavros, I hope you were listening to our local station 15 minutes ago!


F8cking funny!


I told him that I thought this girl was telling lies to entrap me into marriage, and I was so good, in bed with all my experience, that she was out of order.


His last comment was " mmmm, mixed messages there from *Richard*.


LOL f8cking LOL!!!



Rabbit.

[knowing] 16/5/2006 23:46

kozel - 16 May'06 - 23:41 - 810 of 812


LOL!

Brilliant.

[mad4it] 16/5/2006 23:43

kozel - 16 May'06 - 23:41 - 810 of 812


LOL!

Brilliant.

Answer THAT and stay fashionable!

[rabbit16] 16/5/2006 23:42

Ripper, there must be a way of me sending the message to other networks?


I just don't know how to, unless I just play it to you down my landline phone, thought I think the quality may suffer, and when it comes to listening to this chap, it's pure f8cking quality!


I think mad4it really thinks he's genuinely frightening, but what's remarkably scary, is just how stupid he must be to do the things he does.




Rabbit.

[rabbit16] 16/5/2006 23:16

Right then, that's my bath all done and dusted, with the added bonus of mad4it leaving a voicemail.


I can only forward voicemails to other orange users unfortunately, but if anyone would like to hear the silly old b8stard trying to sound like 'cool hand Luke' with a sore throat, and you're on Orange, then please text me on 07970 448 669, and you too can enjoy hearing just how mad, mad is.



derek, when my hair's wet, I refuse to answer withheld numbers.

mad4it, what is it that you're so, so scared of?


Anyway, my hair's dry now, so phone back any time you like derek.

This time derek, this time you'll be sorry for phoning me.
I know how to deal with people like you.




Rabbit.

[scuba doo] 16/5/2006 22:33

Look at all this bl00dy lot .

[mad4it] 16/5/2006 22:23

We are the hollow men
We are the stuffed men
Leaning together
Headpiece filled with straw. Alas!
Our dried voices, when
We whisper together
Are quiet and meaningless
As wind in dry grass
Or rats' feet over broken glass
In our dry cellar


Shape without form, shade without colour,
Paralysed force, gesture without motion;


Those who have crossed
With direct eyes, to death's other Kingdom
Remember us -- if at all -- not as lost
Violent souls, but only
As the hollow men
The stuffed men

[mad4it] 16/5/2006 22:01

AAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHH!

ROFLMBO!

[rabbit16] 16/5/2006 22:00

Go on then mad4it, dial that number, you know you want to, and you know how scared I am, else why would I keep asking you to not ring:


07970 448 669.


Don't you dare ring that number you cowardly custard.

You know how frightened I get, so just don't ring it, right derek?


Let me guess your answer..........


"I'll ring you when It suits me Richard".


and I'll turn the c8nt off when it suits me derek.
You sound scared when you ring, scared and out of breath due to your nerves.


derek, why oh why do you get yourself into these situations? Then derek, then have to take your own pulse rate afterwards just to to see how close you are to having a heart attack?


You silly old sausage derek.


Bet you're too scared to phone me now, bet you are.


Poohy pants.



Rupert bare.

[mad4it] 16/5/2006 21:55

Bored now.

[mad4it] 16/5/2006 21:54

AAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHH!

LOL!

[mad4it] 16/5/2006 21:51

Sigh! Hopeless.