Metro Bank Share Discussion Threads

[anchoracockbill] 08/6/2021 21:46

the question is will mtro make a profit this century - so far this century only 21 years gone...............

[sentiment riles] 08/6/2021 21:44

Could buy mtro soon for the price of one share 2-3 years ago

[anchoracockbill] 08/6/2021 21:44

table and chairs value - fear not - all you need is to hand another contract to mrs v to paint them all that hideous metro red and blue and you have................... yep!!
then stuff metro man on one of them patting some mut - win win surely!!!

[anchoracockbill] 08/6/2021 21:41

how to turn a large fortune into a very very small almost non existent one - invest in metro from 4000p - lovely

[sentiment riles] 08/6/2021 18:58

Hi Cud...

No need be like that

We have been mates since circa 500p obliteration

We might as well go the whole hog to zero, together

[gary_barlow] 08/6/2021 18:22

Lol, hamham and Spuddmember will buy into that. In fact, they'll outright support it.

I'm now popping out for a chai tea. I don't want any of you topping up your share dealing accounts while I'm away.

[sentiment riles] 08/6/2021 18:03

“We are pleased to announce our new Wealth Obliteration Fund.

Due to what seems to be a lack of clarity for some in our Wealth Prevention Fund , we hope this new product provides the transparency and clarity required “

[sentiment riles] 08/6/2021 18:01

New Mtro fund announced

[sentiment riles] 08/6/2021 18:00

The freak show thinks somebody is in his life?

😂

[hamhamham1] 08/6/2021 17:21

Don't you just love accounts set up a week or so ago and just post on one board, well I am a happy holder here, the rest us just noise. Funny, but just noise.

[gary_barlow] 08/6/2021 16:54

I don't think there's any yield earned in this Wealth Prevention fund Sentiment.

[sentiment riles] 08/6/2021 16:51

At least the imaginary yield exists

[gary_barlow] 08/6/2021 16:48

The Metro Bank tables & chairs were valued fractionally higher at the end of trading, 8/6/21.

[sentiment riles] 08/6/2021 16:26

probably best. i do seem to affect your mental health detrimentally