Metro Bank Share Discussion Threads

[smartie6] 13/3/2020 09:26

CNBC have just highlighted the conspiracy theory in China being the the US government released coronavirus on wuhan. I’d not heard that one.

[smartie6] 13/3/2020 09:21

Here, here.
I can’t believe I ever was nasty to Kathy. Sincere apologies again.

Interesting one I raised my eyebrows when Hays bought out TCG. I thought that looks like RBS/ABN, and SPD/HOF. Don’t you think they regret it now?

[idoflykathy] 13/3/2020 09:14

SusieB jealous... thought she’s a great investor after seeing 10 years of gains. Can’t contemplate tor’s wipe out in one month. So holding a positive bias to expect history to repeat. What she needs to understand is that she’s being schooled on the new normal. Shares will never get back to where they were. All companies need to be revalued on future earnings, in a global recession. There is no bounce. All we are seeing is shares being fairly valued against actual future earnings. Not the giant Ponzi scheme propped up with cheap money. The latter is no different to the tulip craze “oh yes this share is worth 50 times future earnings, and we should ignore the recession when forming valuations”

[thomas4billing] 13/3/2020 09:13

Bacal does

[smartie6] 13/3/2020 09:10

I think desperate small fat ugly man. Probably also very bald with a comb over.

[smartie6] 13/3/2020 09:09

Sounds like I was accurate, wonder which one, small fat ugly woman, or desperate small fat ugly man?

[smartie6] 13/3/2020 09:06

Metro needs to climb 140% to get back to their position of only a month ago. Any takeover bid would on history be around 110p on today’s price. Shxt, if you are holding from last month you truly are fkd.

[smartie6] 13/3/2020 09:04

Susiebe so far underwater, dreaming of a recovery. Lol.
No semblance of sanity, look where we are, this is meltdown.
I imagine she’s either a fat, ugly small woman, or a fat, ugly small guy that can’t get over being dumped by his one and only girlfriend susie, after she ran off with his best friend. Lol.
Please do us all a favour and don’t post your stupidity again.

[escapetohome] 13/3/2020 08:57

It cannot maintain a bounce even for 15 mins

[escapetohome] 13/3/2020 08:56

For some reason no one wants these shares

[sentimentrules] 13/3/2020 08:53

What would he know lool really bank manager

The parry Line

Everything great

[onehanded] 13/3/2020 08:52

Closed last of my shorts for another 4k profit, 8k last week. Have 1 long from yesterday here. Rest now in cash and intend to buy some shares later today if the drop continues. Not on METRO though.

[susiebe] 13/3/2020 08:52

Business funds are safe.Stop scaremongering.Instead ring the bank and speak to the top business manager as I did yesterday.

[sentimentrules] 13/3/2020 08:49

All investors that punted in the morning should attend gamblers anonymous

[idoflykathy] 13/3/2020 08:43

Stat of the day.... the 5% gain seen by the FTSE this morning was wiped out in less time than it takes to get through to the Metro bank customer service team to request a withdrawal of all business funds...

[smartie6] 13/3/2020 08:40

Here, here Kathy.

[idoflykathy] 13/3/2020 08:37

Brutal lol... DAX about to turn negative.
This market is so damn predictable sometimes. But you have to take the rose tinted glasses off. We have not even seen the defaults and bankruptcies yet. All how about the oil surplus! Global surplus is ~4mmboe Per day.... If this lasts for two months that’s over 240mm in storage... We don’t have that much dry storage globally!!!! So huge glut.... And floating storage is already maxed. Answers on a post card of what this means??? My hint, it’s not good news

[idoflykathy] 13/3/2020 08:33

Closed my short too early. Dow now 400 off the high! Oh well, £5k in 12 mins still not bad. Metro short doing well too! And so is my Cineworld short at 68 lol...

[sentimentrules] 13/3/2020 08:31

Gullibull haha

[smartie6] 13/3/2020 08:26

We can see through this.
Even with all of the trickery as Kathy advised.
Well done Kathy.

[idoflykathy] 13/3/2020 08:25

The gerbils watch IDOFLY’s brilliant trades in awe. Wishing they had trusted the great spartan. But they want to remain hopeful of the bounce, in true gulliBULL style