Metro Bank Share Discussion Threads

[cantrememberthis2] 04/3/2020 18:03

Ts4 i dont buy this theory
This looks primed for a repeat of Staf share price.
Bstard board arent buying either

[paul planet earth] 04/3/2020 18:01

Yeh and over 80% get a very mild form with limited symptoms!

[sentimentrules] 04/3/2020 18:00

Nano Nano is already wiped out i think smartie. Wont really affect her

[paul planet earth] 04/3/2020 17:59

Smartie...."SR, she may live to regret those last words. 87 uk Coronavirus cases now up from 23 on Sunday. That’s only 3days.
Ftse crash, pension funds wiped out. Metro bank would think 100p was extremely good"...UK population 66.4 million and virus sufferers up to 87 in 3 days...How many commute during rush hour on London underground, tens of thousands, and we are up to 87, 87 out of 66.4 million..and in China 8 weeks later 90k out of 1.44 billion people...This virus has all the hallmarks of the year 2000 Bug..its over hyped until we see thousands of seriously sick infected queuing up at hospitals not a handful.

[smartie6] 04/3/2020 17:55

Just watched CNN whilst eating my tea. Only 300 tins of beans left now.
80% scoff at those who have taken protective action.

[smartie6] 04/3/2020 17:54

Yes. It tells you how real this is.
Anyone not taking this seriously sat in the market watching the ftse go up 90 are one step away from the looney bin aren’t they?
How relaxed are some?

[sentimentrules] 04/3/2020 17:53

See the option chains on some key things looking forward smartie? savage

[sentimentrules] 04/3/2020 17:52

No QE could protect against it smartie

i think best just to save the money and let it reset

[smartie6] 04/3/2020 17:50

At what point do people start to shxt themselves SR?
No sorry, asking wrong person. Nano, nano, when did you begin shxtting yourself?

[paul planet earth] 04/3/2020 17:49

Bob's pet puzzi is better at forecasting share prices than you..I think I will employ Paul the Octopus much better than you and smartazzpants!

[smartie6] 04/3/2020 17:49

As panic sets in and society begins to think about protection and security then we’ll see whether the government can keep the stock market running.

[sentimentrules] 04/3/2020 17:48

100p would be impressive

[sentimentrules] 04/3/2020 17:47

You should have too ppe

hahahahaha

[smartie6] 04/3/2020 17:47

SR, she may live to regret those last words. 87 uk Coronavirus cases now up from 23 on Sunday. That’s only 3days.
Ftse crash, pension funds wiped out. Metro bank would think 100p was extremely good.

[ekuuleus] 04/3/2020 17:46

tfft! What a track record this guy has.


Northern rock 125% loans. Crashed NRK.

Barclays had to be bailed out by Qatar? cash injection.

Coop almost crashed. Took over Britania at huge loss of billions resulting in Scuppering the take over of TSB from Lloyds.

[paul planet earth] 04/3/2020 17:45

Easter and your fcst of Metro share price at 100p, not looking good for you SR..you promised a crash for the last 2 days, ffs, Dow Jones up nearly 3%, 600 points you moron!!

[fearnwood] 04/3/2020 17:41

Metro already flogged off their mortgage book so the only loans they currently hold will be business and personal ones. Unless they've made a similar accounting error in classifying the risk on those you have to hope that the loan book is sound.

[sentimentrules] 04/3/2020 17:39

You seem very familiar with all that..

was it as a volunteer or from the gerbil attack?

[sentimentrules] 04/3/2020 17:31

I am about to connect to the matrix - i wonder what goodies it has for me today

[sentimentrules] 04/3/2020 17:22

Lucky you had experience or you would be following him too. Living in a tent by now

[smartie6] 04/3/2020 17:20

Need to eat. Plus I’m in fear of wetting myself through laughter.
I never realised there were people out there like this. Although I did move in better social circles.