Meldex Share Discussion Threads

[bargainbob] 10/3/2017 22:12

So funny

I own shares in Dignity but I'm thinking of selling them. Why ? Because I've already told my son (I'm 71) to cut out the undertakers altogether. I'm going to make my own chipboard coffin and keep it in the garage. I want him to collect my mortal remains and transport it straight to crematorium, and the ashes to be dumped into the nearest skip/waste bin/any convenient hole in the ground.

If I'm thinking that way then there are probably plenty of my fellow 'boomers' thinking the same way.

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Mr JMar 10, 2017 at 19:43
Make your own coffin ? Can you not see how sad that is ? Why not go the whole hog and dig your own grave too.

C'mon man, try to enjoy being alive rather than making your own coffin.

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[avatar333] 10/3/2017 15:27

Fair point.

[prambigear] 10/3/2017 15:26

Can't be done AVATAR333 - that is his genius!

[avatar333] 10/3/2017 15:23

Thanks, PramBigear.

I hope one day to be half as good as saul.

[prambigear] 10/3/2017 15:20

Well researched AVATAR333

[avatar333] 10/3/2017 14:55

PramBigear - 02 Mar 2016 - 15:27:02 - 82230 of 88535

Meldex 2010 - could this be it? - MDX

#82227 Tee hee

I will try to keep the thread up to date, but unfortunately I will miss next Wednesday's Breakfast Club as I am taking Mrs P to Paris to celebrate* our anniversary.

[avatar333] 10/3/2017 14:49

Congratulations, PramBigear.

[prambigear] 10/3/2017 14:44

There is indeed. I shall probably be watching it in the wee small hours as Mrs P booked a dinner tonight to 'celebrate' our 49th anniversary (yesterday).

Wimmin, eh? They just don't understand a chap's priorities, do they?

[avatar333] 10/3/2017 14:40

I note there is a rbs six nations rugby union fixture tonight, PramBigear.

[avatar333] 10/3/2017 14:27

Duly noted, PramBigear.

[prambigear] 10/3/2017 14:25

I think I may further reduce my 'working week' in a couple of months time.

[avatar333] 10/3/2017 14:14

Thanks, saul.

[avatar333] 10/3/2017 14:13

That's better!

[prambigear] 10/3/2017 13:33

A smoked Salmon and Cream Cheese sandwich on white.
9/10

[saul goodman] 10/3/2017 13:07

Jacket potato with chilli.


4/10

[saul goodman] 10/3/2017 13:07

Thanks, AVATAR333.

[avatar333] 10/3/2017 12:45

Time for a nap, I think.

[avatar333] 10/3/2017 12:38

Boiled Eggs with Toast for this avatar today.

[avatar333] 10/3/2017 12:37

Good evening, PramBigear.

[saul goodman] 10/3/2017 12:34

Good afternoon, PramBigear.

[prambigear] 10/3/2017 12:18

Good morning UNISON

[prambigear] 10/3/2017 12:18

Good morning saul goodman

[prambigear] 10/3/2017 12:18

Good morning AVATAR333