Gulf Keystone Petroleum Share Discussion Threads

[steephill cove] 22/10/2019 18:55

Whereas Scrote Cam is more like Plankton the owner of the unsuccessful Chum Bucket restaurant. Plankton devises schemes to steal the secret GKP Shaikan Krabby Patty recipe, but his efforts are always thwarted by GKPs Mr Krabs and his employees.

[0ili0] 22/10/2019 18:53

Lifeson, nah.. that's what comes out the oilcans gob.

[0ili0] 22/10/2019 18:52

Steephill, aren't we already on the fat pipe? You haven't been hanging around with the Celicourt crew have you?

[lifeson] 22/10/2019 18:51

If it was a Burger King Shaikan would be a Whopper!

[0ili0] 22/10/2019 18:49

Super sized Shaikan.

[steephill cove] 22/10/2019 18:46

If it was a McDonalds Shaikan would be a BIG TASTY.

[0ili0] 22/10/2019 18:44

700k BPD. Well tasty.

[steephill cove] 22/10/2019 18:44

And the 25 day PF2 shutdown in October & 7 day pipeline connection is nearly over. Full steam ahead shortly & more RNSs incoming...

[steephill cove] 22/10/2019 18:43

The Shaikan feeder pipeline connection days draws ever nearer as it is being commissioned as we speak.

[urals] 22/10/2019 18:41

CorrectSOLD TBC weeks, at most, possibly days

[steephill cove] 22/10/2019 18:39

There is absolutely no way that majors will allow GKP to imminently connect Shaikan with a 36 inch pipeline capable of transporting up to 700,000 BOPD at reduced transportation costs. GKP will be taken out before that possibility happens. Perella Weinberg have played a blinder with GKP & it's bang gone shortly.

[steephill cove] 22/10/2019 18:36

All very positive language for PIs. And the opposite of the sentiment & tripe pedalled by the paid derampers. And of course the inane Scrote Cam.

[steephill cove] 22/10/2019 18:34

Malcys words...Giant Shaikan field.Ambitious plans.PF-3 large site awe inspiring.Growth at Shaikan very impressive.Debottlenecking highly successful. Wells quite significantly increased production.Bullish plans to increase production. Well under way & fully funded.GKP moving onto another level.Revenue will grow.Substantial company by size. Even more ambitious plans.Grow to 75,000 bopd.Onto whopping 100,000 bopd after.Gulf Keystone substantial cash flows. Funding all capex.Buy-back programme as well.8% Dividend yield. Investors adequately rewarded.It will repay in spades.Show imminent.GKP recovered and recuperated.

[steephill cove] 22/10/2019 18:20

Angina filtered. Yet another deramper into the skip...

[angina] 22/10/2019 16:40

DNO are a team of oil industry professionals and are under substantial Norwegian Børse transparency not to try any of the getrichkwik schemes which appear to be the driving force on here.Wish they had taken us out for $300M a few years back.Things would be way different for the pi's struggling to justify what is going on here I guess.

[chinese_takeaway] 22/10/2019 16:04

https://twitter.com/Paul47293202/status/1186288949628755968?s=19

[bigdog5] 22/10/2019 15:59

Nice load of hype as predicted. Five years for the 100k. So that's been pushed back even further from the prediction I made years ago that it wouldn't be achieved before 2022. Another correct one for me.

Interesting that the "legendary" Mr H is still in control and Deputy PM. But weren't we informed here by the clueless that he was losing his influence? Doesn't seem that way.

As for "bullish plans" we've been getting them for the past three years and they've all failed. They talk a great game but have so many problems achieving a good result.

Amazing how well Genel are doing. They don't seem to take ages to get things done or approved. Perhaps my view that the best shareholders can hope for is a merger with them. It was also real interesting that Genel are expecting one of their assets to be the largest in Koruptistan and pumping 80k-100kbpd in the near future. Oh dear, are we seeing that the "mighty shaiCON" isn't so mighty after all?

[chinese_takeaway] 22/10/2019 15:39

Guy Fawkes just 2 weeks today :)Btw VCP options only 50% vest plan yr 3 2019That's why they only needed 8.7m rather than 11.3m bought in to TREASURY before the sale announcement

[pensioner2] 22/10/2019 14:47

That 60k buy looks like Voleon have now got the message. Can they get the shares though?

[officerdigby] 22/10/2019 14:46

39.8 according RNS ?????

[mcfly02] 22/10/2019 14:31

Figby,

38K according to Malcy and not 40k according to you.

[mcfly02] 22/10/2019 14:25

Good write up on Genel not so much on GKP.

Looks to me ONLY STUFF IN THE PUBLIC DOMAIN was spoken about.

Basically it's all already out there.

According to the latest GoatCam update Malcy is very much behind the curve.

No mention of SH12. GoatCam did.

No mention of SH9 status. GoatCam did.

Only briefly mentioned Sami. GoatCam has gone more into detail.

GoatCam has also given a far clearer picture of the 55k status.

Plus lots lots more.

Also note that Cashti isn't in control anymore but it was him they met.

Funny that 😂

[officerdigby] 22/10/2019 14:23

Looks like Malcy forgot to check GoatCam and actually believed the BOD of a publically listed company - shocking!

I wonder how this report will be taken apart as we’ve had the:

“He’s been and gone and couldn't find anything the write about”...

Along with....

“my golly if I take his words out context ... it’s sounds like GKP don’t have any idea what to do with their cash apart from give it away”

I mean it’s completely clear they’re giving away a shed of cash in dividends as a way to to say... “sorry the company’s not gonna be as big as what are stating in all out presensations.”; - clear as day hey BB :-)

[0ili0] 22/10/2019 13:27

Denning... for the fund manager that doesn't have to try...too hard.