Gulf Keystone Petroleum Share Discussion Threads

[nestoframpers] 05/2/2017 21:44

For your enjoyment JB

[owdbuffer] 05/2/2017 21:36

You nancy boys all ought to be ashamed of yourselves :)

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Oh but we are, we are. Thoroughly ashamed.

What's homophobia? Didn't it used to be called Rabies?

[owdbuffer] 05/2/2017 21:30

Bob contacting Beng's wife was despicable, totally out of order.

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I wish Bob would contact my wife and put the frighteners on the nagging cow. Might shut her up for a bit.

Feel free Bob, I'll pay your bus fare.

[jozeki] 05/2/2017 19:11

Like not even attending AGMs despite having sooo and really sooooooo much to get off their chests? in their pyjamas and their slippers.

[roverite12] 05/2/2017 19:09

That's the word I was looking for ....."pacifists" .

Grown men spending years scribbling on a bulletin board ...

....and none with the balls to sort it out in the real world .

You nancy boys all ought to be ashamed of yourselves :)

[jozeki] 05/2/2017 18:59

Dangling on the ends of strings, lol. Who are the ones with their lives washed up and investments 99%+ down the tube? thanks to Pastor Muppet's dangling promise of oceans and oceans and oceans and oceans of suppressed oil? And all supposedly already secretly sold in a clandestine behind-the-curtain auction frenzy between Exxon and the Chinese. A $5bil discovery uncovered only by Pastor's amazing detective interpretation of verbal bullish statements - that's all it takes to compile a CPR apparently :)

From £40,000 to £130 a share, these desperate muppets have ripped their hair out as every speculation and prediction of theirs is proven wrong and throws the public into stitches. The sad lot are tearing pages from The Prize to give sustenance to their empty futures - this blog is all they've got left, well, and each other. The Muppets Munch. Yep, f cked together.

One by one they realise the folly of their too-smart-for-own-good theories, the silent disappearance of muppets from the boards, the cries of hurt and pain to the BoD and moderators.. Their mental wills have eroded like the sand and the sea. A beautiful constant process of oceanic wave theory, trickling away all financial meaning whilst depositing a fateful fruition to their life-long dedication - blind belligerent and pure b llsh t. At least they eventually find philosophy at the end of one's journey. A peaceful way to go at last.

Keep calm, carry on ;p

[cutthecagain] 05/2/2017 18:57

You keep good company with Bobo then as he likes "gossiping" about others by DM while playing the moral upstanding citizen on the blogs, getting others to do his dirty work for him.

So not just a pacifist?

Are the group of people who instigated taking things off board on more than one occasion those very same people who are now complaining it's happened to them in retaliation to both their on and off-board antics? Shucks!

[lardner23] 05/2/2017 18:35

You're right, bobo. You are talking about teammitty, right?

I'm cut to the quick, cut. Yes, it seems I'm a namby pamby liberal pacifist. Sorry to be a disappointment to you. The gibbs neighbour thing was/is in the public domain, though - anyone can read it if they google the guy's name. I gossiped to you but I didn't blog about it, in the same way I don't blog about plenty of other stuff I've come across that's out there about posters. The 'what goes on tour stays on tour' principle creates less tit-for-tat fallout.

Bob contacting Beng's wife was despicable, totally out of order. If you can confirm that the other side have never contacted any poster's family, friends, colleagues as retaliation for something posted on a blog, I'll take it all back and apologise.

lard
(certified 10m on back with float)

[2jester] 05/2/2017 17:27

The delusions are comical TBH.

[bobobobobobob] 05/2/2017 15:42

Anybody get the idea that some people are obsessed with Bob? And does anybody think that Bob has them dangling on the ends of his strings.....but they are way too stupid to realise?PMSL!!!!!!!!!!

[roverite12] 05/2/2017 14:48

You're all like kids in the playground .

Are there no men among you who are capable of sorting it all out without police or advfn admin involvement or other such nonsense ?

Gayboys the lot of you .....

[phillis] 05/2/2017 14:40

Agree with all that
Phillis ( Hons.)

Really!

[2jester] 05/2/2017 12:26

I expect the same as most other weeks.

lies and corruption designed to defraud ordinary investors.

[oilman63] 05/2/2017 11:46

Good Morning Jozeki 😃

I wonder if you could help me ??? The doctors have diagnosed me with little man syndrome and I am desperate to be somebody.

I bought a foot square of land in the highlands that I saw in the back of the Exchange & Mart so I could call myself by a noble title but people laughed at me.

I then thought that if I puffed up my LinkedIn page with a bit of fantasy that would work but again people laughed at me.

So I decided to go back to school (well not exactly) I did a postal course so I could get a degree and that would mean I could put Hons after my name but soon realised that thousands of people get degrees each year but they don't put Hons after their names.
This also caused people to laugh at me.

So I came up with a brilliant idea 😀 I would look in my trusted copy of Exchange & Mart and buy a name of a limited company for £99 that I could then call myself a Director and that would puff out my LinkedIn page even more. I could then strut my puffed out chest round the streets of London.

I want to be Theseus (Greek Mythology)

I could then fool people into thinking I was somebody and fool them into getting on the comet.

As long as nobody checks me out I should be ok.

I wonder what's happening in the GKP world this week ???

[hearts1] 05/2/2017 10:46

Skype meeting has over run this morning?

[jozeki] 04/2/2017 22:12

the toad muppet is so easy to goad. doesn't matter what avatar he's using he'll pick one and demo why he's still just IQzero

Old equity needn't have sold to recognise their loss. They were diluted down to 15% and had to throw in even more money to get there. That's 85% lost. There doth ends discussion of his latest stupidity.

That's even before we get to the share price decline itself as markets in general have climbed.

Who indeed was at the Muppets Munch? Such shame overcomes them that not one dares publicly acknowledge they were there. We should thank lifeson for reminding us what cowards they are. And how thick their theories have been proven 😃

It was from the horse's mouth and they were informed nearly a year ago at £1500 (equivalent), Shaikan is lately accurate, it's what it says on the tin. Now they stare away at £130, 90% down within 12mths. Winners 👍 👏

[lifeson] 04/2/2017 22:05

HUGE BUY IMO!

Nighty night!

[oilman63] 04/2/2017 21:15

Best stick it in the laundry then.

Oh sorry I forgot.

[jozeki] 04/2/2017 20:57

GKPhero's way of saying he's lost huge amounts of money but he's philosophical about it, or trying to be :)

2jester2 Feb '17 - 14:22 - 533368 of 533460 2 0
How much have you made with all the top-ups?

GKPhero2 Feb '17 - 14:26 - 533369 of 533460 4 0
I filled my boots with offer and full excess at 0.83p

2jester2 Feb '17 - 14:28 - 533370 of 533460 6 0
You must be a millionaire with all the GKP shares you've bought all the way down, eh GKPhero?

GKPhero2 Feb '17 - 14:30 - 533371 of 533460 3 0
Very happy to hold all my shares until takeover 2jester.

2jester2 Feb '17 - 14:34 - 533373 of 533460 7 0
How much of the company do you own now GKPhero?

surely must be close to having to make an offer for the whole company, what with you not losing your shirt on the fall from £4 to 1p.

GKPhero2 Feb '17 - 14:40 - 533374 of 533460 10 0
I'm not the bitter one.

[jozeki] 04/2/2017 19:28

hello oilman ;) I am migrating to a new avatar, joseki or jozeki doesn't matter... wait, perhaps I am actually John G and Kozel combined now? lmao our idiotic detectives have plenty of head scratching to do.

it's hearteningly amusing to see even at 130p Pastor Muppet's latest sermons are still completely wrong in 2017. Nothing new. wasn't he predicting spur pipes being laid? lmao. And for clarity sake the business re-emphasises production data's consistency with the CPR, reiterated under a new COO.

Every company RNS is a slap in the face for team muppet touting they know the secret history to Kurdistan's oceans-of-oil conspiracy.

'Sphere of influence' and connectivity as the Kirkuk big brother - what a bold statement from Opus's energy expert.

One would have thought after 5 years Pastor Muppet might have coincidentally guessed at least a shred of minor truth within his b llsh t. oh well :)

[roverite12] 04/2/2017 19:27

It's certainly no lie that you bought and held this stock at £4 , BigGob .

And it's certainly no lie that you sold up in June 2016 at the princely sum of 4 pence .

Twenty thousand posts - all on this GKP bulletin board .

Twenty thousands reminders that you haven't the faintest idea of what you're doing

Twenty thousand reminders of your colossal losses in the stock in which you now claim to have "no interest"

Sorry to "point out the reality" .......LOL