Gulf Keystone Petroleum Share Discussion Threads

[wildrider7] 07/11/2016 13:43

#526509

ha ha ha .... is that why your handle name is lobo?
no offence intended

[lobo] 07/11/2016 13:23

Q: "Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?"

A: "No."

Q: "Did you check for blood pressure?"

A: "No."

Q: "Did you check for breathing?"

A: "No."

Q: "So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy?"

A: "No."

Q: "How can you be so sure, Doctor?"

A: "Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar."

Q: "But could the patient have still been alive nevertheless?"

A: "It is possible that he could have been alive and investing in GKP."

;)

[nestoframpers] 07/11/2016 13:13

Not much goin g on re SOMO or IMF cash.

[1302sb] 07/11/2016 13:13

Credit where credit is due WR, that's an interesting post re the production levels of AB

[tess_tickle] 07/11/2016 13:06

BELOW 3% HOLDINGS
WON'T BE SEEN
WHY BOTHER
D4E LEAVING YOU
HOLDING THE BABY
BATH
TALCUM
PJ'S
DRIP
DRIP
DROP
DROP
DROP

[1712notout] 07/11/2016 12:55

99.87% of holders .........

Holding today


Massive buy

👀😎😎😊8064;👌ԅ63;😎👀;👌👌😊👀

[hearts1] 07/11/2016 12:52

Some great sells recently - a naughty 13m delayed one from Friday. Still the quiet before the storm.

[shaftdrive1] 07/11/2016 12:45

From now,I will reply to posts with 'Whoever' because frankly (who's he/she?) one hasn't a clue who is who on here with the multiple id's 😏...in reality (some may need to look that up!) I firmly believe they're only 7 posters on here!
So,any more of Zorlegend boxes been ticked. Sadly,I have to report that a few of my thespian colleagues have been 'retired' by the vicious audiences,scribes, in the latest Iraqi skirmishes at the Mosel Mission house. That well known Arts reporter, McKurdy Pesh layed into the 2nd act,saying...' A real lack of conviction in the defending of the chorus lines,and was scathing in his opinions of the lighting technicians,who he says made the explosive sequences a 'total farce' and could not be defended even if they were blindfolded by black balaclava's and cannon fire!'....The defending Director of the 4th night's showing, Zippy Al Qu'eerinnit was seen leaving the Mission,under a black blanket towards the Equity Corridor.
It is rumoured the show will be pulled soon.

[1712notout] 07/11/2016 12:33

Phallus loves a drip 👌👌👌👌8076;😇Ԁ64;😊

[1712notout] 07/11/2016 12:32

THE NEW GKP / Drilling for Super Giants (moderated) - GKP
Doesn't look as though talks with DNO have progressed does it?
Phillis - 04 Nov 2016 - 22:03:19 - 526389 of 526501 THE NEW GKP / Drilling for Super Giants (moderated) - GKP
Drip drip
😰
Phillis - 04 Nov 2016 - 19:35:52 - 526370 of 526501 THE NEW GKP / Drilling for Super Giants (moderated) - GKP
A share consolidation is irrelevant
The value remains the same, just that the arithmetic is easier

In he meantime, no buyers only sellers

Drip. Drip. Drip
Phillis - 04 Nov 2016 - 17:04:10 - 526360 of 526501 THE NEW GKP / Drilling for Super Giants (moderated) - GKP
Dog
Hard as putty I would say
Phillis - 04 Nov 2016 - 16:03:17 - 526349 of 526501 THE NEW GKP / Drilling for Super Giants (moderated) - GKP
drip sales continue it seems
Phillis - 04 Nov 2016 - 15:25:03 - 17120 of 17127 Centamin- Gold Miner Growing Production - CEY
Hanging in!
Maximising Sipps for IHT purposes - my lucky family!
Phillis - 04 Nov 2016 - 13:18:01 - 17118 of 17127 Centamin- Gold Miner Growing Production - CEY
Tx Chip

Good stuff as usual
Phillis - 04 Nov 2016 - 12:00:41 - 526305 of 526501 THE NEW GKP / Drilling for Super Giants (moderated) - GKP
Wonder which BH is selling (or more than 1? )
Why would they sell - unless they believe no better price/offer is shortly forthcoming?
Phillis - 04 Nov 2016 - 10:16:29 - 526284 of 526501 THE NEW GKP / Drilling for Super Giants (moderated) - GKP
drip drip selling
Phillis - 03 Nov 2016 - 16:03:22 - 526195 of 526501 THE NEW GKP / Drilling for Super Giants (moderated) - GKP
Insti(s) dumping it seems
For sure!
1 2 3 4 5 6

[tess_tickle] 07/11/2016 12:13

HAND BACK SHAIKAN
FOR $150M
KRG SHOW GRATITUDE TO B.O.D.
AGAIN
CONCENTRATE ON ALGERIA
DNO BUY SHAIKAN FROM KRG
FOR $350M
ALL ARREARS SCRUBBED
DRIP
DRIP
DROP

[nestoframpers] 07/11/2016 12:13

Chronological demise of AB



30 October 2014
Gulf Keystone Petroleum Ltd. (LSE: GKP)
("Gulf Keystone" or "the Company")

Approval of Akri-Bijeel Field Development Plan
Gulf Keystone, an independent oil and gas exploration and production company with operations in the Kurdistan Region of Iraq, notes today's announcement by MOL Plc., operator of the Akri-Bijeel Block in which Gulf Keystone holds 20 per cent working interest, as follows:




22 January 2015

Gulf Keystone Petroleum Ltd. (LSE: GKP)
("Gulf Keystone" or "the Company")

Appointment of Chief Financial Officer




25 February2015

Gulf Keystone Petroleum Ltd. (LSE: GKP)
("Gulf Keystone" or "the Company")

Strategic Update
Concurrently, and in view of strategic discussions and its current liquidity position, and with the intention of meeting its existing debt payment obligations, the Company is undertaking a review of its financing options and in that context will engage in discussions with its key stakeholders.


( and below when the BH's decide that GKP have had long enough to try and sell Ab and call in their secured Bonds ,and we down the road get to lose 85%, many 100%)

12 March 2015

Gulf Keystone Petroleum Ltd. (LSE: GKP)
("Gulf Keystone" or "the Company")


Notice of Meeting of Noteholders

US$250 million 13.0 per cent. Guaranteed Notes due 2017
(Regulation S Notes: ISIN XS1056559245 / Common Code 105655924;
Rule 144A Notes: ISIN XS1056559088 / Common Code: 105655

[phillis] 07/11/2016 11:54

Doesn't look as though talks with DNO have progressed does it?

[nestoframpers] 07/11/2016 11:54

So Ironic that MOL told GKP to hush up bragging about Shaikan and they said AB was a Company maker and now look , BER 0.4 triggered as GKP could sell their 12% of it. Still lots of oil therer though .

[hearts1] 07/11/2016 11:39

Who asked the non entity to speak?

[ohdearohdearohdear] 07/11/2016 11:36

I do wish hearts1 would get some English Language lessons.

FFS.....

[hearts1] 07/11/2016 11:33

nestoframpers - 07 Nov 2016 - 10:39 - 526485 of 526493 - 2Things is I make reserves for Shaikan GKPs 58% over 7 bill blls easy , that is been very conservative using 2.5% FP .Yep , that's sounds logical, reserves more than the actual OIP.FFS....

[shaftdrive1] 07/11/2016 11:23

Wet wet wet? ....'Wishing I was lucky' arf

[tess_tickle] 07/11/2016 11:19

18 MONTHS AGO
35K
HARDLY ANY CHANGE
TO 38K
PF1 & PF2
50K CAPABLE
DRIP
DRIP
DRIP

[shaftdrive1] 07/11/2016 11:11

You can't sell it anyway.the KRG are doing their up most to get proddy up to pay distressed kruddy oilers as you well know. 😚

[wildrider7] 07/11/2016 11:04

tess_tickle #526483

LOL!

you do realise that this table is June 2015! some 18 months ago .....
Also as a side note, Akri-Bejeel WAS a COMMERCIAL asset.

it is sad to say but it seems that the Shag'gers (and by extension the GKP board?)
try to win the argument through misrepresentation and deception

[nestoframpers] 07/11/2016 10:53

What makes AB look bad is Shaikan if AB was in Yorkshire they would be all over it.

[shaftdrive1] 07/11/2016 10:52

Well (4give the pun) if you were pleading hardship,you wouldn't turn up to jobcentre in a Audi,bmw would you?..as if any of you LTH of this love story actually believe anything coming out of kruddystan/iraq.Shameful! 😁

[1waving] 07/11/2016 10:47

Those MOL production numbers are from June 2015 --- and are very questionable.


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