Gulf Keystone Petroleum Share Discussion Threads

[martym] 11/10/2016 20:54

When are oo shares in issue

[pocopicu] 11/10/2016 20:39

EGH is in his 50's you know. No really, he isn't the 15 year old he writes as. Very sad. But very true.

[gkphero] 11/10/2016 20:01

You just run a long Ben as you are an ugly halfwit.

No, don't thank me.

[che sinonion] 11/10/2016 19:59

Okay! You said the word 'barrels' so I will assume you are closet GKP LTH's with latent fracture porosity fetishes.

I'm going to ask the three of you to consider this as a warning. I'm going to get in the van, get a kebab en route for me and the guv and I don't want to see you milling about here later on when I drive back at speed after twelve pints.

Now, mind how you go. Watch out - there's a lot of non-holders and Irish out there.

[fake taxi] 11/10/2016 19:53

1712 is in the Winchester organising Fridays takeover party. If he tries to sell you any pills be very careful, they are only Smarties and are not poisonous I hear he is on the manor falsely claiming such. There will lots of barrels of free beer I assume.....oops I said it, that word.

[che sinonion] 11/10/2016 19:51

Guv, we've got three live ones here. Non GKP shareholders...bang to rights....yep...ahum....the game's about to start so let them go? Okay....sure....two lucky dips....get me some pork scratchings in will you....bye.

[che sinonion] 11/10/2016 19:47

Are you disrespecting my hauthority as an hofficer of the law Mr Taxi?

The barrels are there to be freely discussed and admired by all and by not discussing the barrels you are in serious breach of Commandment One!

And as for your comment about 'aving sold out years ago, I'll pretend I never 'eard that.

Or else it's in the back of the van with my German Shepherd Deirdrie and this 'ere truncheon for you!

Luckily for you I've to meet the guv down the Winchester to watch the foot...meet our snout in five minutes and he's already got me a Carling in.

Don't let me see you on my manor again!

[lardner23] 11/10/2016 19:40

Just rummaged in the handbag, che. Some only slightly used dental floss, a few paperclips, a purse with no cash, a tent, some lamps, a stove...whoops, was getting a bit Hermione there.

No, no tickets. Oh wait...yes, but not golden. Just this week's lottery.

[fake taxi] 11/10/2016 19:39

Damn, I sold all my notes at well over £1, oh well, guilty as charged, I don't do barrel talk.Careful Lardner, you would be a prize catch in this 7 month investigation.

[che sinonion] 11/10/2016 19:36

Now then Ms Lardner. I'm sorry to have to ask this but...erm...do you have any golden tickets upon your personage?

Guv's orders, sorry ma'am.

[lardner23] 11/10/2016 19:31

Think yourself lucky. I've got military flying over my house and I'm nowhere near a base :(((

If the spotlights interfere with the footie, I'll be texting Fallon at half time.

[che sinonion] 11/10/2016 19:31

You're on the guv's list of confirmed Barrel Deniars Mr Taxi.

Now. Could you show me your GKP purchase notes please sir and I'll let you be on your way.

[fake taxi] 11/10/2016 19:26

Theres a helicopter over my house, is that your boys Chisholm?Has anyone registered the name Underapenny yet?

[che sinonion] 11/10/2016 19:22

Mr Roper. May I see your documents sir?

I will require to see your LTH 247 and the password to your trading account.

In your own time sir.

[mr roper] 11/10/2016 19:17

Bd, has there ever been a deal here that looked after shareholders? Institutional troughers exempt obviously

[1712notout] 11/10/2016 19:12

Hostile tender offer is an offer to purchase shares of a corporation made directly to the shareholders of a target company, bypassing the target company's management. A hostile tender offer occurs when the target company's board of directors has recommended that shareholders not sell, and it will usually try to make a better offer than the hostile tender offer to buy out shareholders and avoid being taken over. A hostile tender offer is also called unfriendly tender offer.

[1712notout] 11/10/2016 19:07

I'd add criminal JB

But who cares?

This is inevitably going vertical

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[che sinonion] 11/10/2016 19:04

I don't require to see your documents thanks Mr Notout.

I understand you're just about the last one left holding them, heh heh.

[earlgreyhot] 11/10/2016 19:01

Individuals still ramping this POS can surely only be either total richardheads or totally shameless frauds.
Some decent (albeit naive) peeps have had both eyes taken out here and still the salvo of utter carp continues. The share price is now one pence for Heaven's sake.