Uk Oil & Gas Share Discussion Threads

[amr2017] 08/12/2017 13:29

3.7 to 3.75 looking likely to break out this afternoon imho

[whattheduce] 08/12/2017 13:24

Some of these aren't that funny. Need real funnies to get me through the afternoon.

[whattheduce] 08/12/2017 13:21

From Oilfield Appreciation:

Two Roughnecks from North Dakota were on a trip to South Texas to sign on with a new drilling contractor when they were pulled over by a State Trooper.

The trooper walked up and tapped on the driver-side window with his nightstick.

The Roughneck rolled down the window and WHACK, the trooper smacked him in the head with his nightstick.

“What the heck was that for?” the Roughneck asked.

“You’re in Texas,” the trooper answered. “When we pull you over in Texas, you better have your license ready by the time we get to your car.”

The trooper ran a check on the license and the Roughneck was clean, so he gave him his license back.

The trooper then walked around to the passenger side and tapped on the window and the other Roughneck rolled down the window and “WHACK”, the trooper smacked him on the head with the nightstick.

“What’d you do that for?” the other Roughneck demanded.

“Making your wish come true,” replied the trooper.

“Making WHAT wish come true?” the Roughneck asked.

“I know you Roughneck types,” The trooper said. “A hundred feet down the road, you would’ve turned to your buddy and said… “I wish that SOB would’ve tried that on me!”

[whattheduce] 08/12/2017 13:20

From Roughneck City:

This Roughneck went to the hardware store.

The attendant asked what he needed and he told him he needed a wrench.

When asked what type of wrench, the Roughneck replied “It don’t make no difference. I’m going to use it for a hammer anyway!

[oakville] 08/12/2017 13:15

Wow. Rumours of a bid here on the TSX

[rayrac] 08/12/2017 13:12

We have a morning bounce and Midday bounce...expectations are very high. But SS will probably wait for next week...but who knows.

[johncb] 08/12/2017 13:11

Wow big buys in Looking very good here In my opinion

[rayrac] 08/12/2017 13:08

Very funny wtd. 👉🏿😂

[triple seven] 08/12/2017 13:04

Bye bye troll,hope you lose everything.

[whattheduce] 08/12/2017 13:04

Right, it's Friday. We need some funnies.



This low budget oil producer had an oil well that was on fire. He
called every oil well fire fighter in the phone book. All of them
were very expensive. Red Adair wanted $25,000 just to come look
at the fire. There was no way he could afford this. Finally, he
noticed an ad for Jose's Fire Fighting Service. He called Jose
and asked how much he charged?

Jose said, "Senor, I only charge $1,000." The producer thought,
Great! "Well OK Jose, come on out and look at my oil well fire."

The producer was standing on a hill looking at his oil well fire
when a pickup truck with Jose's Fire Fighting on the door and ten
Mexicans in the back came across the hill and drove straight into
the fire.

All of the Mexicans got out of the truck and started stomping
their feet and waiving their serapes screaming, "Ariba! Ariba!"

After about fifteen minutes, the fire was out. The producer
couldn't believe it. The fire was out! The producer yelled,
"Congratulations Jose! What are you going to do with the $1,000?"

Jose answered, "Well senor, the first thing I do is feex the
brakes on this truck..."

[pjm1162] 08/12/2017 13:02

Fake riseGet out now on this bull trap The professionals areBack to 3p soon

[rayrac] 08/12/2017 13:01

You do talk a load of boll,,ks loggy! Go here and educate yourself!!

[uxbridgearms] 08/12/2017 12:54

I don't think Stevie would venture down to site if not to witness what is going on.
Its Friday and very cold but I think he would love to touch, see and smell the oil while putting pen to paper.
Get ready for the trucks boys and girls.

[terry hardacre] 08/12/2017 12:51

5p by close?

[geoffmanana] 08/12/2017 12:48

Off to play golf now. It's 23 degrees here in Tenerife but very windy so it should be interesting. Look after the share price in my absence.

[loglorry1] 08/12/2017 12:39

>Loglorry isn’t the geology different though i.e. limestone now not shale

So they say although the limestone "micrites" are pretty thin layers. This is sort of where it all falls down for me. The huge OIP numbers bandied around are irrelevant if you actually rely on small limestone micrite layers within fracture zones. You cut your basin size down to a tiny fraction of what it was because the micrites are very thin and then you cut it down again (and add in drilling problems) because you need a fault zone running through these micrites to naturally fracture them.

I've no doubt they can get short term flow rates from the limestone micrites as they did at Horse Hill but as we've seen from the Warwick transaction the industry is valuing that very poorly indeed.

If these layers are as good as those at HH then they'll be able to do some short flows (think hours or a day not weeks) of a few hundred bbls a day. But so what that isn't commercial. It wasn't at Horse Hill and it won't be here. The bulls will obviously make a big deal out of it though and you'll get a short term rise.

[amr2017] 08/12/2017 12:39

looking good for a decent rise this afternoon, if we breakout then I may well commit some more before close.

[4691jack] 08/12/2017 12:29

Ho Ho Ho Tick Tock is back! Did he have to go all the way to Switzerland for his Cuckoo Clock mend?

[martyminer] 08/12/2017 12:24

Loglorry isn't the geology different though i.e. limestone now not shale

[geoffmanana] 08/12/2017 12:22

That's what makes a market loglorry1.