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[gonzo123] 27/1/2019 16:15

Afternoon all, a very,very,very belated happy Christmas and hopefully an even happier new year to the assembled .

[ignoble] 27/1/2019 15:25

XXL for me

2 kisses large ..

Apparently, in the old days , a silk handkerchief was placed where appropriate.
Stopped ladies become pregnant....

Not prepared to try that !

[marcus wanky] 27/1/2019 14:35

You're welcome. "Never go in without a skin"

[ignoble] 27/1/2019 14:20

Thanks for the heads-up ...

[jonjonck] 27/1/2019 09:44

Good Morning.
Weather a bit mixed today...grey wall to wall just now and 4 degrees.
Got the morning to myself so can catch up on a few things, but what, cannot decide what I should be doing 1st. Probably end up doing some house cleaning.

[jonjonck] 26/1/2019 15:41

Afternoon chaps.

Big LOL all the above. Made me chuckle as you would say FFP.

[ignoble] 26/1/2019 10:45

Lick Poo ? And survive

It begs the question , how the hell do you know that???
Very worrying

Morning Chaps ....no sausages for me today then

[ffp] 25/1/2019 22:54

LOL!!!!! just after I think... but hey I have antibodies brought up in our generation. I can lick poo and survive... I am a tough bloke so don;t mess with me...,right!

[ffp] 25/1/2019 20:11

Yep, she is with everyone else... but bloody hard work. 7 years old when we got her. Sure thing you cannot teach an old dog new tricks. Mind you she enjoyed a sup of my beer

[ignoble] 25/1/2019 19:58

Rather sweet ...

[ignoble] 25/1/2019 19:06

My heart bleeds for you !

[ffp] 25/1/2019 18:31

Evening all, the dog wants to go down the pub, so reluctantly, I am taking her... she is soooo excited.

[ignoble] 25/1/2019 14:24

Gawd , thinking about an affair
10 times a day and I don't even fancy my Dentist.

Aye , JJ , all settled down a bit.
Mrs Ig coming to terms with it all.

[jonjonck] 25/1/2019 13:45

Now on a serious note for a second or two, how is Mrs Ig today and indeed yourself of course? Hopefully coping with all the upset, and not getting too stressed with all the things which now need to be done.

[jonjonck] 25/1/2019 13:38

Apparently even thinking about an affair is counted...Lovely Mary the news reader! ...your walking mate.

[ignoble] 25/1/2019 13:27

Good Afternoon ..
I will be riding a bike

[jonjonck] 25/1/2019 09:28

Good Morning.

lol sir, so who else in here is walking to the gates.

[sir scratch] 25/1/2019 08:15

Morning all, warmer today.

Three men are outside Heaven’s gates waiting to be go to through Heaven. The angel at the gate tells them “Depending on the length of time and your faithfulness to your last partner decides your way across the bridge to Heaven”.

The first guy says “I was with my wife for 5 years and cheated 3 times”. The angel gives him an old model pick up, the second guy says “11 years and only once” and is granted a Mercedes.

The last man says “20 years and not once , I loved her with all my heart” and with the angel impressed he gets a gold edition Lamborghini and sets off ahead of the other two men. Hours later the two men catch up to him crying behind the wheel and one says " I know we are dead but it could be much worse".

The guy looks up and says “How! I just went past my wife on a skateboard”

[jonjonck] 24/1/2019 21:16

Yes Sir! Straight away sir! All Done Sir!

[ignoble] 24/1/2019 20:56

Your teeth look a little dull already
Book yourself in immediately !

[ignoble] 24/1/2019 20:54

Lovely poem ...very wise

Dearly Beloved gone to bed ...best place to be